In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".

2. On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".

3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down".

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this".

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness"

10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".

11. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts".

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

14. On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

Thanks Eileen K

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