To write with a broken pencil is pointless.


When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.


A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.


The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.


The batteries were given out free of charge.


A dentist and a manicurist married.

They fought tooth and nail.


A will is a dead giveaway.


If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.


With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


A boiled egg is hard to beat.


When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


Hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.


If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.


A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.


In a democracy it's your vote that counts;

in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.


When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.


He had a photographic memory which was never developed.


When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


Acupuncture: a jab well done.


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