Quaint Sayings

bulletThere's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
bulletI don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
bulletDid you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
bulletThousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
bulletDon't worry about the world ending today ... It's already tomorrow in Australia
bulletOf course if you happen to be in Australia, don’t worry about the world ending today … It’s already happened.
bulletOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
bulletCharacter is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
bulletNobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
bulletDrive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
bulletI have several hobbies I enjoy to the fullest. I have a large sea shell collection I keep scattered on all the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it?
bulletA loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
bulletA man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
bulletFriends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
bulletA baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
bulletA man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
bulletThe facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
bulletIf at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.
bulletThe only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
bulletHe who hesitates is sometimes saved.
bulletThe only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Contributed by Eileen K

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