Some scarily familiar stuff in here !
Signs that you have already had enough of the Nineties and Noughties ?
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You try to enter your password on the microwave. |
2 |
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years |
3 |
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. |
4 |
You e-mail your colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do you wanna go out for lunch?" and he replies "Yeah, give me five minutes". |
5 |
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year. |
6 |
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail. |
7 |
Your idea of being organised is multicoloured post-its. |
8 |
You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person |
9 |
When you go home after a long day at the office you still answer the phone in a business manner. |
10 |
When you make calls from home, you automatically dial "9" to get an outside line. |
11 |
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. |
12 |
You really get excited about a 1.7% pay raise. |
13 |
Your biggest loss from a computer crash is all of your jokes. |
14 |
It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. |
15 |
You know exactly how many days you've got left until retirement. |
16 |
Interviewees, despite not having the knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told the starting salary. |
17 |
When you see a good looking, smart person, you know it must be a visitor. |
18 |
Being sick is defined as not being able to walk or being in the hospital. |
19 |
You're already late on the assignment you just got. |
20 |
Your boss's favourite lines are: … * When you've got a few minutes... * Could you fit this in...? * ...in your spare time... * When you're free... * I know you're busy but... |
21 |
Every week another collection envelope comes around because someone you didn't know had started is leaving. |
22 |
You wonder who's going to be left to put money into your 'leaving' envelope. |
23 |
Your family and friends describe your job as "works with computers". |
24 |
You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting. |
25 |
As you read this list, you thought about forwarding it to your "friends you send jokes to" e-mail group. |
26 |
It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you can't be bothered to check, so you forward it anyway. |
27 |
You read this entire list, nodding and smiling. |