Top Ten Things Only Women
|10||Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.|
|9||The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white|
|8||Crying can be fun.|
|6||A salad, diet drink, and a hot
fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
|5||Discovering a designer dress
on the clearance rack can be considered a
peak life experience.
|4||The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.|
|3||A good man might be hard to
find, but a good hairdresser is next to
|2||Why a phone call between two
women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
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