20 Clever Words for Clever People

1.    ARBITRATOR:          A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2.    AVOIDABLE:            What a bullfighter tries to do

3.    BERNADETTE:         The act of torching a mortgage

4.    BURGLARIZE:          What a crook sees with

5.    CONTROL:              A short, ugly inmate

6.    COUNTERFEITERS:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7.    ECLIPSE:                 What a London barber does for a living

8.    EYEDROPPER:         A clumsy Ophthalmologist

9.    HEROES:                 What a guy in a boat does

10.  LEFT BANK:            What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11.  MISTY:                    How golfers create divots

12.  PARADOX:               Two physicians

13.  PARASITES:             What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14.  PHARMACIST:          A helper on the farm

15.  POLARIZE:              What penguins see with

16.  PRIMATE:                Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17.  RELIEF:                   What trees do in the spring

18.  RUBBERNECK:         What you do to relax your wife

19.  SELFISH:                 What the owner of a seafood store does

20.  SUDAFED:               Brought litigation against a US government official


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