bulletDo infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ? 
bulletIf people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
bulletIf a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
bulletWhy do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs ? 
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
bulletIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
bulletWhen someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny ?
bulletWhy is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
bulletWhy do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. 
bulletWhy is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
bulletWhy are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
bulletWhy do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
bulletWhy is it that if I sanction something I am givinig it my approval,
but if the UN sanctions the same thing they are forbidding it ?
bulletIf horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
bulletWhy isn't 11 pronounced onety-one ? 
bulletWhy is 'one' pronounced with a double-U even though it hasn't got one,
whereas 'two" which does have a double-U doesn't pronounce it ?
bullet'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. 
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
bulletWhy is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if he tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
bulletIf you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
bulletIf lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that -
bulletelectricians can be delighted,
bulletmusicians denoted,
bulletcowboys deranged,
bulletmodels deposed,
bullettree surgeons debarked (same as dogs) and
bulletdry cleaners depressed

Thanks Eileen K

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