| 18 | You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house |
| 17 | If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique |
| 16 | The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf. |
| 15 | If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous. |
| 14 | Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with. |
| 13 | It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger. |
| 12 | When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together |
| 11 | If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else. |
| 10 | Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself. |
| 9 | When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if he is really an undercover cop. |
| 8 | You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy golf stuff. |
| 7 | You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co- workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment. |
| 6 | There is no such thing as a "golf transmitted disease." |
| 5 | If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel. |
| 4 | Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life |
| 3 | Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game. |
| 2 | You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf. |
| 1 | Your golf partner will never say, "What ? We just golfed last week ! Is that all you ever think about ?" |
Thanks Jack Abell.