bulletVeterinarian's office sign
"All unattended children will be given a free kitten"
bulletLot outside Vet's office
"Parking for customers only, others will be neutered."
bulletIn a Veterinarians waiting room
"Be back in 5 minutes, SIT !  STAY !"
bulletPlumber's Shop
"We repair what your husband fixed."
bulletPizza shop slogan
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
bulletAt a tire shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next blowout."
bulletDoor of a plastic surgeon's office
"Hello, we can help pick your nose?"
bulletSign at the psychic's Hotline
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
bulletAt a towing company
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
bulletBillboard on the side of the road
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
bulletOn an electrician's truck
"Let us remove your shorts."
bulletIn a nonsmoking area
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
bulletOn maternity room door
"Push, Push, Push."
bulletAt an Ophthalmologist's Office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
bulletOn a taxidermist's window
"We really know our stuff."
bulletIn a podiatrist's office
"Time wounds all heels."
bulletOn a fence
"Salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive."
bulletOutside a muffler shop
"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."
bulletInside a bowling alley
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
bulletIn the front yard of a funeral home
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
bulletIn a counsellor's office
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

Thanks Eileen K

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