is (OK, was) International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day.
I received this
message from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman!
please provide the link to this webpage to someone you think fits this
And remember this
motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, wine in the other,
body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
HOO what a ride!”
Have a wonderful
the Girls !!
every older person is a younger person --
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
ain't no place for sissies.
man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
"working mother" is redundant.
Every time I
close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
women must do,
they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
try to take one day at a time --
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.
heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
I'm not going
to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
I am a
marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
make you feel inferior without your permission.
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.
one is me…………………..
(Well, obviously not
as in Tony. Anyway, it