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Fortnightly (approx) muses, commentary and links, on various subjects,
international, political, economic, quirky, other (with sometime leanings towards Ireland),
by me, Tony, here in Dublin, Ireland. Pet Hate: Unlawful killing and
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Posts are
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and when I write them, and simultaneously collated into a monthly archive.
This is the practice with most bloggers.
Last January, I stumbled upon a 1˝ lecture the
previous October in St Paul Minnesota by Lord Christopher Monckton,
which tears to shreds the current convention/cult that the world is
warming as never before and that it is all the fault of us humans and
our penchant for burning fossil fuels. I
referenced it in my blog in a post entitled
“More
Climate Faeces”, and conveniently provided the Youtube video,
where you can still find it. In addition, you can download a 7.5 Mb
PDF of his 86 slides
here.
He gave a shorter but not dissimilar
lecture in Australia in February, to loud applause.
Interestingly, last May the prestigious Oxford Union
hosted a
debate, with Lord Monckton as one of the speakers, which roundly
rejected, by 135 votes to 110, the notion that “global warming”
is or could become a global crisis. Opinion is certainly
turning.
There have been some fascinating developments
as a result of the October 2009 lecture, which are likely to lead to a media explosion that
will largely demolish whatever faith is left in the
climate changeology
cult. It is already limping badly after the
Climategate e-mails
of November followed by
the disastrous Nopenahagen
Climate Change Conference in December.
Three events have occurred.
+ Rebuttal
John P Abraham is an associate professor of mechanical
engineering specialising in heat transfer and fluid mechanics, at
the University of St Thomas in Minnesota, near to where Lord
Monckton delivered his lecture. He has prepared a lengthy,
meticulous
lecture and slide presentation (126 slides) of his own, which rebuts in
tremendous detail most if not all of what Lord Monckton said and
displayed last October (though
curiously he at no time contacted Lord Monckton to either tell him
what he was doing or to seek clarifications.)
He published his
lecture on the internet in early June 2010.
Though the
Professor has a drony voice and his presentation style is nowhere
near as entertaining as the exuberant Lord's, he nevertheless shoots
countless deadly darts at one Lordly slide after another. I was most
disappointed to learn that the Lord was so wrong and evidently as
slippery as a snake-oil salesman.
+ Refutation
However
barely a week later, on
10th June, Lord Monckton replied to those darts with a thrilling
Exocet
of his own: a polite
84-page amply illustrated letter of eviscerating precision to the
Professor. His refutation comprises no fewer than 466
exhaustive penetrating questions, which first seek to clarify each of the Professor's
accusations, and then ask whether the Professor was not
aware of a litany of mistakes, errors,
misquotes, distortions, elisions and other artefacts by which the
Prof had constructed his rebuttal. Believe me, you do not want
to be on the receiving end of the Lord's rhetoric.
One
little titbit that the Lord brings to light is how NASA
offshoot the
Goddard
Institute of Space Studies, which provides one of only
two terrestrial data sets used as primary sources by the
IPCC (Intergovernmental
Panel on Climate Control),
“processed”
raw temperature data
in the period 1999 to 2008.
This was in order to show global temperatures
“rising” between 1880 and 2000. In 1999, it had to be
“processed” (in some mysterious unexplained manner) because the raw
data itself demonstrated no such conclusion.
But by 2008, the raw data had come even more uncooperative,
so the whole data set, not just that of the period 2000 to
2008, was again
“processed” to make the global
“warming” even more stark. GISS did this by both
raising temperatures post 1950 and lowering
temperatures during the previous fifty years. I have
animated the relevant curves here, and you can see it is a
case of such blatant scientific dishonesty that you can only
guffaw:
Lord
Monckton concludes that Professor Abraham has deliberately and malignly
distorted the St Paul's lecture in order to destroy through
falsehood the arguments made and the professional reputation of the
Lord who made them. The latter therefore demands a
retraction, an apology, an investigation, the deletion of the presentations from the
University's servers and elsewhere and compensation of US$ 110,000
to be paid to a charity for Haiti.
After a cooling off period, he published the letter on the
internet and broadcast a typically boisterous interview on US
television, in order no doubt to raise the temperature and pressure:
There
followed
some
bad tempered letters from the university
which maintained that the dispute was no more than an academic
discourse, refused Lord Monckton's demands and threatened legal
action of its own.
The Professor then, on 20th June, issued a
revised lecture, thereby tacitly (though not explicitly)
admitting that at least some of the Lord's complaints were
justified, or else why the revision? But the bulk of the
material to which the Lord objected appears to remain, in which case
the Professor and the University are digging themselves into an even
deeper, hubristic hole.
The outcome of this affair is not going to be pretty for
the University of St Thomas or for the
climate changeology movement
generally.
Along with no doubt hundreds of others, I wrote to
Father Dennis Dease who is president of this Catholic university, and
said the following.
I refer to the dispute between
your Professor John P Abraham and Lord Christopher Monckton,
comprising
the latter's lecture last year,
the former's rebuttal,
the latter's refutation of that rebuttal and
the former's revised rebuttal.
This is a battle that Prof Abraham
cannot win and therefore neither can the University of St Thomas nor
you as its head. This is because the central issue is one of
demonstrable fact. On this issue, Lord Monckton is provably correct
in virtually all instances and Prof Abraham is provably wrong, and
so wrong that deliberate intent and a motive of malice can scarcely
be denied. It is absolutely nothing to do with academic differences
of opinion.
The longer you choose to prolong
the dispute and allow Prof Abraham to prolong it, the more
unpleasant the penalties that both of you, as well as the
university, will ultimately suffer. Furthermore the longer it
festers, the worse will be the case in favour of anthropogenic
climate change in the court of global public opinion. After
Climategate and the disastrous Copenhagen conference, it surely
cannot withstand another global scandal.
Few people had heard of Lord Monckton or his 2009 lecture, but now
thanks to the Professor's rebuttal and the Lord's refutation, the
world has, and is drawing its own conclusions over the dispute.
Apologise, withdraw the rebuttals
from the internet and pay the 110 grand - and you can count
yourselves lucky to escape so cheaply.
As a fellow-Catholic, I am sure
you also appreciate, as I do, the moral angle to this affair. It is
a sin to deliberately lie, dissemble and bear false witness, as Lord
Monckton has forcefully demonstrated that Professor Abraham has
done. A Catholic University should have nothing to do with and
immediately dissociate itself from such behaviour, or else it can
hardly call itself Catholic.
Yours truly,
I do not expect a reply. Nor does even a proper
investigation appear likely.
= Lawsuit
However, having now received the Lord's lengthy
refutation letter
and implicitly acknowledged, by virtue of the revised rebuttal, that he is at least partially correct, the
University can no longer claim the justification of honest mistake.
This can only mean even greater retribution when Nemesis eventually
descends, as it undoubtedly will, most probably as a lawsuit. Or maybe
two, with each side suing the other for defamation and libel (though I
imagine no betting shop will give odds that the University will win
either of them).
Meantime, as mentioned, I expect this issue will go as
viral as did the infamous Climategate e-mails, with consequences that
seriously compound the existing damage to the cult.
Ireland is an island to the west of Britain but
Northern Ireland is just off the mainland - not the Irish mainland, the
British mainland.
The capital of Ireland is Dublin. It has a population
of a million people, all of whom will be shopping in Newry this afternoon.
They travel to Newry because it is in the North, where Sterling prices are
lower because of Gordon's devaluations. The North is not part of
Ireland or the €urozone, but shoppers from the South still pay in €uros.
Under the Irish constitution, the North used to be in
Ireland, but a successful 30-year campaign of violence for Irish unity
ensured that it is now definitely in the UK. Had the campaign lasted longer
the North might now be in France.
Belfast is the capital of Northern Ireland. It has a
population of half a million, half of whom have houses in Donegal.
Donegal, in the west of Ireland, is in the north but
not in the North. It is in the South. No, not the south, the South. All
agree it is not in the east.
There are two parliaments in Ireland.
The Dublin
parliament is called the Dáil (pronounced "Doyle"), an Irish word meaning a
place where banks receive taxpayers' money.
The one in Belfast is called
Stormont, an Anglo-Saxon word meaning placebo, or deliberately ineffective
drug.
Their respective jurisdictions are defined by the
border, an imaginary line on the map to show fuel launderers where to dump
chemical waste.
Protestants are in favour of the border, which
generates millions of pounds and €uros in smuggling for Catholics, who are
opposed to it.
Travel between the two states is complicated because
Ireland is the only country in the world with two M1 motorways. The one in
the North goes west to avoid the south and the one in the South goes north
to minimise the price of drink.
We have two types of democracy in Ireland.
Dublin democracy works by holding a referendum and then
allowing the government to judge the result. If the government thinks the
result is wrong, the referendum is held again. Twice in recent years the
government decided the people's choice was wrong and ordered a new
referendum, which the people obligingly then got right.
Belfast democracy works differently. It has a
parliament with no opposition, so the government is always right. This
system generates envy in many world capitals, especially Dublin.
Ireland has three economies - northern, southern and
black. Only the black economy is in the black. The other two are in the red.
All versions of the IRA claim to be the real IRA but
only one of them is the Real IRA. The North's biggest industry is the
production of IRAs. Consequently, we now have (at latest count) the
Provisional, Continuity and Real IRA. The Real IRA is by far the most
popular among young graffiti writers because it is the easiest to spell.
The world cup snoozeroo is over; it is another four
years before we will again have to get worked up (or fall asleep) over
the next one, in Brazil.
If ever there was a case for a complete review and
overhaul of how soccer games are managed, surely the South Africa event
had made it. It is bad enough that so few goals are scored: I
calculated that in 2006 there were 40 minutes between each World Cup
goal, and I doubt if 2010 was much different. It is why it cannot
catch on in America, yet this is a problem quickly solved simply by
widening the goal mouth.
But the on-field management of the game is an ongoing
train-wreck which continues to drive spectators and TV viewers (OK, me)
crazy. There are a number of serious structural problems, which
can nevertheless be remedied easily, cheaply and rapidly, if only there
were the will to do so.
Consider the injustice of:
wrongly allowed goals,
wrongly disallowed goals,
cheating rewarded,
diving,
missed fouls,
feeble yellow card,
barracking the referee.
Wrongly Allowed Goals
The handball of Thierry Henri last November where he patted the ball
over to William Gallas to score the goal that secured France's
qualification for South Africa at the expense of Ireland.
Though the referee didn't spot the handball, nor did the
linesmen, the TV footage clearly showed it. So Mr Henri and his
Fr(h)enchmen were through and the Irish were out.
Wrongly Disallowed Goals The equalising goal that was clearly scored by England's Frank
Lampard in the 39th minute in its knockout match against Germany yet
inexplicably disallowed by the referee.
The English went on to lose 4-1 and get kicked out of
the tournament, but who knows how a draw at that crucial moment might
have changed the game dynamics?
Cheating Rewarded
The handball save by Uruguay's Luis Suárez of a sure winning goal by
Ghana at the end of extra time was spotted by the referee who punished
it with a red card for Suárez and a penalty for Ghana.
Unfortunately, though, Ghana missed
the penalty, went on to lose the subsequent penalty shoot-out and so
went home dispossessed and early. Yet Uruguay's profit from its
blatant - and observed - cheating was entirely within the rules of
soccer. No wonder Suárez was booed every time he touched the ball
in the semi-final which, to general relief, Uruguay went on to lose
against the Netherlands.
Diving Diving - or pretending you have been knocked over by an opponent in
the hope of securing a free kick or penalty - has long been one of the
disgraceful features of soccer, and South Africa was no exception.
Apart from its obvious unsportsmanship, it is distinctly
unmanly to roll around weeping on the floor feigning injury when there
is none. Soccer is supposed to be a game for men not schoolgirls.
Italy's
Daniele De
Rossi, who crumbled to the ground in seeming agony after the slightest
shirt-tug from New Zealand's Tommy Smith, was rewarded with a penalty.
This evened the score and avoided an embarrassing defeat of the 2006
world champions by a soccer minnow like New Zealand (a bit different
from NZ rugby!).
As some kind of
divine justice, however, Italy never made it to the knock-out stages
anyway. Neither did New Zealand - largely due to that penalty -
but unlike Italy it was one of only nine teams which didn't lose a
single game, despite being ranked 78th in the world. So while the
reigning world champions left South Africa in disgrace, NZ did so with
head held high.
There were countless similar incidents of diving, many
of which the referee also rewarded, though he also often ignored them.
But diving per se is never actually punished, either
during the game or after it. So you have nothing to lose (other
than your manliness and self-respect).
Missed Fouls Then there are the fouls which the referee fails to spot. He
is human and the players are clever, so you cannot lay the blame on him
providing he's doing his best.
In the World Cup final, the referee issued a
record-breaking 14 yellow cards for various fouls, nine against the
Netherlands. Yet only one player, Dutchman Johnny Heitinga, was
sent off. With its resultant one-man advantage, Spain eventually
scored the match's winning only goal in the dying moments of extra time
to secure the revered trophy for the first time.
It was a bad-tempered game with fouls aplenty,
especially by the Dutch, yet despite the yellow-card count, several more
were missed by the ref but broadcast on TV.
But if the referee doesn't spot your foul, you've got
away scot-free.
Feeble Yellow Card Soccer's yellow card is a pathetic sanction, as we saw in the
Netherlands/Spain final. The offender plays blithely on and
suffers no real punishment (eg a sending-off) unless he is foolish
enough to collect a second one (as Mr Heitinger did). So it is a
very feeble deterrent to foul play.
Conversely, the red card is such a harsh punishment that
it is rarely issued.
What is absent is a meaningful
“medium-level” disciplinary measure that would inflict sufficient
pain to constrain bad behaviour at an early stage, but without ruining
the game.
Barracking the Referee Finally, there is the constant arguing of players with the referee.
Often he is clearly intimidated, to the extent of being
driven back by a crowd of angry young men shouting and waving their arms
because they happen to disagree with his decision. (The photo
shows Manchester United doing the barracking.)
The ref appears to be powerless to deal with this kind of behaviour, and
therefore gets more of it.
In big games it's probably partly because the players
are much better paid, more famous and more influential than he is, he
doesn't want to blot his copybook for the future and, disgracefully, he
cannot count on FIFA's unequivocal support.
Remedies
So what are the remedies?
Pretty simple, really. Learn
from other games.
ŕCopy
tennis or cricket:
Introduce goal-line technology.
If Wimbledon's hawk-eye system is
deemed too slow, there is another promising German system known as
Cairos GLT (=
“goal line technology”).
This involves burying wiring in the goal area and putting a chip in the
football which sends an instant goal-no-goal signal via computer to the
referee's wristwatch. It apparently costs just Ł7,000 per stadium.
No doubt other technology systems
are available.
ŕOn discipline, copy rugby:
A yellow card earns ten minutes in the sin-bin.
The wrongdoer is thereby meaningfully punished but also - to his
shame - so is his team.
Barrack the referee, and each time he advances
the free kick ten metres towards the opponent's goal.
Too much ref-barracking earns a yellow card.
Where, but for a foul a goal would definitely
have been scored, as in the Suárez handball case against
Ghana, award a penalty-goal in addition to the appropriate sanction
levied on the perpetrator.
Where video evidence shows foul play or diving,
whether or not spotted by the referee, cite the player after the
game and impose suitable punishment.
The relevant governing body (eg FIFA) should
back the referee's decision in all circumstances. If it is
unhappy, the remedy is to not use the ref in future but not to
undermine his past decisions.
These simple and above all
proven measures would hugely enhance soccer as a worthy game.
I was asked by a colleague to provide some brief feedback on three posts
about BP's Macondo blowout and oil spill. They are written by
Richard Heinberg of the Post Carbon Institute, with titles suitably
mordant in line with the PCI's own name.
Mr Heinberg,
is a prolific American author of eight books and numerous treatises, as
well as a public speaker, all on the need to wean ourselves off fossil
fuels, that peak oil is imminent and that we are all pretty much doomed.
Interestingly, although he gives the impression of being an academic, he
doesn't seem to have graduated with any kind of third-level degree from
anywhere, his main qualification being that he is a
“Senior
Fellow-in-Residence”
at the Post
Carbon Institute. The PCI
is a small-ish think-tank (eight staff) in California established in
2003, which seems to be committed to promoting the man-made
global-warming agenda.
Answering the fundamental query whether the
“climate
crisis”
is real or overblown, it
devotes
just 160 words ending with an exasperated “End
of story”.
Like any
zealous religious cult, the PCI clearly has little patience
with asinine questions.
But, unqualified for anything as he
appears to be, Mr Heinberg has penned no fewer than 4,237 words in the above
three posts, and I have read every turgid one of them (so you don't have
to). Judging from this selfless exercise, I would conclude that PCI
Senior Fellowshipness relies not on the content was what is written but on
volume, a carelessness towards facts, a rather incurious approach to science
and engineering, and a generally flatulent writing style.
For example, Mr Heinberg postulates
(without any data) that the casing within the Macondo well might be
breached, with reservoir pressure causing the whole well to collapse into a
crater. This is ridiculous science. With a clear path for the
reservoir pressure to escape up the wellbore driving gas and oil into the
sea, there can be no differential forces at reservoir level to cause such a
crater.
He happily parrots consultant Matt Simon
who says without a shred of evidence that it could take 24 years to kill
Macondo (my maximum estimate would be one year).
Mr Simon is the author of
“Twilight in the Desert”
which makes a case that Saudi Arabian oil production has peaked. In
fact, as I
wrote four years ago, Mr Simon seems completely unaware of Saudi's huge
scope to squeeze much more oil out of its existing fields and to discover
more fields. It simply has to apply the latest technology and accept
robust returns on investment rather than the ridiculously outlandish levels
to which those spoiled princes have become accustomed. Mr
Simons' analysis and prognostications can be too shallow and should not be
accepted at face value.
Actually, Mr Heinberg is only too willing
to anyone who will enhance his doomsday storyline, without a thought for the
quality of his source.
He also repeats multiple errors, for
example,
It's not the Deepwater Horizon spill, it the Macondo spill
It is by far not the worst spill in US history (not yet);
see my
earlier post.
He thinks cargo ships can't operate in
“oil drenched waters”.
He thinks oil price spikes and shortages are bad
for the oil industry but in fact they rejuvenate it.
He fears hurricanes could delay clean-up and relief
well activities - yet they will probably be equally beneficial in
spreading and degrading spilled oil
He thinks the relief wells must intersect Macondo
on the first try, whereas several stabs are routinely needed before
hitting the bullseye.
He writes a
long, meandering, meaningless essay about the need for
“courage”. He seems to mean that Governments should do stuff
(green stuff of course) even when they're electorate don't want it, which is
normally the prerogative of totalitarian regimes.
But I can't go on any further; it's all just too boring
- but you get the idea.
Not a word that Mr Heinberg writes should be taken
seriously. From a position of considerable ignorance, he is spoofing from start to finish, sprinkling the
occasional fact here and there like some kind of stardust.
I wouldn't suggest you not bother clicking on the three
links at the start of this post.
Footnote (11th July):
I submitted a brief comment at the end of each of the three
Richard Heinberg posts, each stating that my own observations could be
viewed on the Tallrite Blog and providing a link to this post.
Despite 54 other comments appearing,
mine have been blocked. I wonder why.
Actually I don't. It is normal
behaviour for religious cults to excise all signs of heresy.
The idea of building
a giant mosque just a few yards from Ground Zero in New York is beyond parody. But it's
apparently going ahead (unless Americans can screw up the courage to stop
it).
It seems that many
Americans think that objecting to such a mosque is somehow, well, nasty to
Muslims, without regard to whether such a mosque might itself be somehow,
well, nasty to non-Muslims, especially those connected with the viciously
murdered 2,976 innocents on that terrible day in September 2001.
Yet
this is the same country that built, as a memorial to the heroes of United
Airlines flight 93, where the passengers attacked and overcame the Jihadist
hijackers thereby aborting the mission, albeit at the cost of the lives of
everyone aboard, a
“Crescent of Embrace”.
One can hardly conceive of a more
insulting or tasteless tribute to those 36 upstanding citizens who were
violently slaughtered by an Islamic
“Crescent of Embrace”.
This one-minute video,
titled
“The Audacity of
Jihad”, sets out the case against the Ground Zero mosque.
There are, however,
even moves afoot to suppress it.
Late Note (27th July 2010)
Englishman Pat Condell articulates what Americans themselves should be
saying.
The mosque is to be called
“Cordoba
House”,
a choice of name which
could hardly be more provocative to Christians and triumphant for Muslims.
As Raymond Ibrahim, a Christian Arab scholar of Islam
recalls,
the Christian city of Cordoba in Spain
“was conquered by Muslims around 711,
its inhabitants slaughtered or enslaved. The original mosque of Cordoba
— the namesake of the Ground Zero mosque —
was built atop, and partly from the materials of, a Christian church”.
This post underlies an
article published in the Irish Times on 2nd July 2010
Undoubtedly, the uncontrolled blowout
of oil and gas from the 5,500 metre deep Macondo well while being
drilled by BP in 1,522 metres of water is amongst the worst disasters to
have resulted in the history of the hydrocarbon exploration and
production industry. Only the most dedicated and skilful of human
ingenuity and engineering grunt, without regard to cost, will bring it
back under control and make it permanently safe.
But, despite what “expert” after
“expert”, up to and including the White House energy adviser (and top
environmental adviser) Carol Browner and her boss have told us, it is
certainly not the worst such catastrophe, at least not yet. Eleven men
were killed, which is an untold and never-ending tragedy for each of
their families. But, for example, when in 1988 the North Sea's Piper
Alpha platform, operated by America's Occidental Petroleum exploded
(twice) and was destroyed, the appalling death toll was 167.
We are similarly misinformed that
Macondo represents America's worst environmental disaster, worse even
than the Exxon Valdez in 1989. Firstly, though we know the oil tanker
Exxon Valdez spilled 250,000 barrels of heavy viscous crude because that
was its capacity, no-one knows the Macondo flow rate because there is no
way to measure it. Every single figure being bandied about, from 2,000
bbl/day to 80,000 or more is based on nothing other than humans
eyeballing the flow as depicted by underwater TV cameras; there is no
science involved whatsoever other than measuring the oil that is
recovered.
In any case what is relevant is the
environmental damage being done. The Valdez ran aground and spewed its
treacly load just four kilometres from Bligh Island and fifteen from the
Alaskan mainland, so all the wild life and beaches were instantly
devastated. By contrast, Macondo is 80
kilometres offshore and its crude is lighter and more volatile, so that
much of it is simply evaporating in the balmy Gulf of Mexico weather,
being biodegraded by wave action and spreading out thinly as it makes
its leisurely way towards land or further out to sea. That is, the oil
that has escaped BP's clever ruse of applying dispersant at the seabed.
On top of that BP has contracted an armada, largely from local fishing
communities, of 1,400 vessels and 20,000 people to boom and skim and
scoop the oil to keep it from the coastline. Consequently, our TV
screens are not depicting mile upon mile of blackened beaches and tens
of thousands of oil-covered birds and animals that were such a shocking
feature of the Valdez calamity, nor indeed docks brimming with idle
fishing boats.
As for the
total amount of oil flowing into the Gulf of Mexico, Macondo is a long
way from the record of 1979's Ixtoc blowout in just fifty metres of
water in the Bay of Campeche. It leaked 3.3 million barrels over a
nine-month period before finally being capped, having despoiled nearly
3,000 square kilometres over 260 kilometres of mainly Texas coastline,
and killed up to 80% of marine life.
It is
instructive, however, that thanks to rigorous clean-up and nature´s own
recovery mechanisms neither the Valdez nor Ixtoc caused lasting damage
to the environment. Likewise, we can be sure BP is big and rich enough
to fulfil its promise to make good all its mess, eventually.
Just as
public figures have failed to put perspective on the Macondo blowout,
they have displayed similar ignorance concerning the extraordinary
technological efforts BP has been applying in reducing the flow until
such time as the two relief wells reach their target.
BP has been
working with up to 20 surface ships in close proximity, each held in
position by satellite-centred dynamic positioning, most trailing some
kind of piping or electric cabling to control a device at seabottom,
ensuring activities are co-ordinated and nothing gets tangled. In the
cold, pressurised, lightless, hostile environment 1,522 metres
underwater, BP has been using some fourteen unmanned submarines to
conduct a series of intricate manoeuvres such as shoving, tugging,
manipulating, cutting, grinding, positioning, connecting, observing.
But because few understand the engineering that is going on and it
cannot be seen, interest in this astounding activity is scant. So the
ignorant assumption is that it is all a bit amateurish with silly names
like topkill and BOP. But BP has been systematically applying one
imaginative potential solution after another, each one carefully thought
through with failures and back-ups accounted for in their plans. No
organization could be tackling this massive challenge more
professionally than BP and every attempt to distract it reduces its
chances of success.
Nevertheless, BP's highly professional (if unrecognized as such)
approach to the problem it has created does stand in stark contrast to
the events leading up to it, which indeed are highly questionable. A
lot of evidence suggest disgraceful, last-minute, cost-reducing short
cuts at the expense of best practice and proper planning.
A couple of weeks ago, the day after
the US Administration subjected Tony Haywood and BP to a $20 billion
“shakedown” (Congressman Joe Barton's word), Mr Haywood appeared before
a Congressional Committee on Energy and Commerce to be grilled on
primetime TV, ostensibly about these events.
Some days
earlier it had sent him a
fourteen page letter detailing five technical
areas where BP had arguably cut corners to save time and thus money on
this million-dollars-a-day well. It was superbly crafted, meticulous in
its technical detail, leaving very little wriggle-room for Mr Haywood.
Yet when it came to the hearing, the search for the truth of what caused
the blowout was overwhelmed by the Congressmen's and Congresswomen's
overweening desire to demonstrate their toughness. In opening
statements lasting over an hour, they one by one expressed their horror,
fury and disdain in what felt like a public lynching, yet not the
slightest modicum of curiosity.
Once the
real questioning began, the aggressive tone continued, yet the questions
singularly failed to delve into the acute technical issues so adeptly
exposed in the letter. In turn this allowed Mr Haywood to repeat his
mantra that BP was still investigating, he wasn't a technical expert,
action would be taken and other evasions. It was patently clear that
the interrogators themselves had not bothered to swot up their subject –
or even studied their own letter - and were therefore cautious not to
dig too deeply.
For
example, it was pointless to ask Mr Haywood if, were he on the rig, he
would have cancelled the “CBL” (cement bond log, an expensive technique
for estimating how effectively pipe has been cemented in place). This
simply allowed him to slide away by saying cementing was not his area of
expertise. It would have been far more incisive to demand a straight
answer to the question implicit in the letter – why did BP cancel the
CBL? But a coherent response risked the terrifying prospect of exposing
the Congressional interrogators' ignorance, so it was safer to emote and
grandstand.
This kind
of ignorance meant that the Congressional enquiry, for all its cost and
distraction, yielded not a single additional piece of useful information
beyond what was in its letter.
You would
think that not just for BP, but for the US Administration and the
general public, the most important issue right now is to kill that damn
well, make it permanently safe and clean up any damage, and that nothing
should be allowed to stand in the way of this and every assistance
afforded.
Yet the US administration seems to apportion
greater priority not to winning this gargantuan battle against nature
but to launching enquiries, belligerent “kick ass” blather, criminal
investigations. This is the behaviour of ignorance.
Once Macondo is solved – and it will be –
there will be plenty of years and decades for anger,
recrimination, retribution, lawsuits, enquiries, investigations,
compensation, fines, prison sentences, sanctions or whatever, and to do
it properly. The future is a long time.
I love these four econojic truisms that author Gary de
Mar recently
penned:
You cannot
legislate the poor into prosperity
by
legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one
person receives without working for,
another
person must work for without receiving.
The
government cannot give to anybody anything
that the
government does not first take from somebody else.
You cannot
multiply wealth
by
dividing it.
These are not concepts that find a ready ear among the
left. But you can be sure that Ronald Reagan and his soulmate
Margaret Thatcher would have enjoyed and endorsed them.
Caging Tiger-think key to Ireland's economic revival Comment on Irish Times Opinion piece on
20th July 2010 You have argued strongly for more stimulus. But answer me this.
A stimulus involves the State spending money to promote growth,
which in turn means the State decides where and how to spend the
stimulus money. What gives you the slightest confidence that the
State (indeed, any state including the USA) knows the best way to
spend such money? The State, because its priorities are so
different from those of business, is structurally and systemically
incapable ...
Moral trade-off muddies aid or trade debate Comment on Irish Times opinion
piece on 16th July 2010
There is no doubt that aid to feed
the starving is ultimately destructive, and indeed feeds not so much
those originally targeted but the scale of the original poverty and
in many cases terrorism. If ever evidence was needed about the
long-term negative consequences of indiscriminate aid, just look at
Ethiopia. In Bob Geldof's Live Aid era (1983) Ethiopia's population
was 17m ...
Food for thoughtP! Letter published in the Sunday Times Minette Marrin asserts that parents feed their
children fattening food because it's cheap. These foods are in fact much more expensive than healthy
foods, and the "poor" can afford them only because their poverty is relative
not absolute. A trip to any supermarket will soon reveal that
potatoes, meat and water are ...
Do you think full civil marriage rights should be extended to same-sex
couples? Comment on an Irish Times poll question (64% voted
Yes) No. The state has no reason to extend any marriage-type concessions to
any groups whatsoever other than (A) male-female pairings and in
particular (B) marriage (meaning life-time commitment). These
alone procreate new citizens [with most chance of] growing into
productive, peaceful adults ...
Hamas torches children's summer camps
Comment in the Spectator-hosted Melanie
Philips Blog
QUOTE:An
American envoy is scheduled to meet with Hamas representatives in an
Arab country and hand them a letter from the Obama Administration.UNQUOTE.
Why is it no longer shocking, or even surprising, to learn that the
White House may be trying to cosy up, in secret, to an avowed genocidal
terrorist organization? When even the American President gives the
...
Quote: “You have no f**king soul ... And my soul is screaming because
you don’t have one to join mine. You have no f**king soul. You can’t
give a f**k. I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground.
You and I have none, zero. You won’t even f**king try.”
Mel Gibson, divorced, fervid
Catholic, Jew-hating
Oscar-winning movie star and director,
displays his sensitive side, as he
engages in a spiritual discussion about souls with his mistress,
the classical musician Oksana Grigorieva.
Quote [not
online]: “She was only a whisky
maker, but he loved her still.”
Ginger Meggs, Australian
cartoon character
Hat-tip: Graham in
Perth (Oz)
Quote: “Radical leaders prey on
the fearful and naive.” [added July 16th]
They were later prevailed upon (I wonder buy
whom?) to remove it
as “the pictures overwhelmed the intended message of
anti-socialism”.
Apparently.
Quote: “Dutch researcher Sara Kinsbergen caused some
amusement when she categorised the different types of
non-governmental organisations flooding the developing world into
QuaNGOs (quasi-autonomous NGOs);
BoNGOs, (business-organised NGOs);
ENGOs, (environmental NGOs);
INGOs, (institutional NGOs);
GoNGOs (government NGOs) and of course the
ubiquitous
MoNGO (my own NGO) – one-off charities set up
by individuals. ”
Columnist Sarah Carey, commenting on a recent
conference
organised by Dóchas, Ireland's umbrella organisation for NGOs.
There's a whole new vocabulary we need to
learn.
Quote: “I do leave my religion behind me and I genuinely mean
that. While we all have our beliefs and our own religions, I don’t
think it should cloud our judgment.”
[Added July 12th]
The clownish Dermot Ahern,
Ireland's one-time Foreign Minister currently Justice Minister,
doesn't want his judgement clouded by, well, judgement.
He has just forced through a Civil Partnership
bill
which for no return to the State
grants the financial benefits of marriage to gay and unmarried
partners
- provided they are sex-oriented.
(No room for cohabiting maiden aunts.)
Either Mr Ahern believes in his Roman Catholic
religion,
in which case he is deeply sinful for wilfully abandoning its moral
teachings
when he goes to work;
or he doesn't, in which case he is a
disgraceful hypocrite
every time he walks into a church.
Either way he is a man without a true moral
compass.
He really should have stuck to his canoeing,
and without a compass of any kind so he could stay missing longer.
Quote:
“We
cannot live with a nuclear Iran. I am willing to absorb what takes
place [in the event of use of the military option] at the
expense of the security of the UAE.”
[Added July 7th]
Yousef al-Otaiba, United Arab Emirates
ambassador to the United States,
in unusually blunt remarks, endorses an attack on
Iran's nuclear facilities to disable its bomb-making programme.
John Bolton, America's pugnacious ambassador
to the UN under George W Bush
reckons Mr al-Otaiba echoes the misgivings of many Arab countries.
Since we know President Obama won't upset his
Iranian dictator friends,
it seems only Israel can make the Arab world safe.
Ironic, isn't it?
Quote: “I
am convinced that his honour would have ruled differently had he
been sitting in the Sderot youth cultural centre, rather than on
Brighton's sunny shores.”
Ron Prosor, Israel's ambassador to the UK,
makes a caustic observation when
Judge George Bathurst-Norman tells a jury in Brighton that life for
Gazans is
“hell
on earth”.
As a result, vandals who wilfully
caused Ł180,000-worth of damage
to a factory fulfilling an arms contract for Israel, walked free.
Update (3rd July)
Melanie Philips
reveals that the judge,
who it turns out was born in the Arab town of Jaffa (opposite Tel
Aviv),
has form in going easy on
anti-Semites those who oppose Israel
Quote
Minute 0:55
: “We
[ie Americans]
have killed hundreds and thousands of Afghans and Iraqis.”
Alan
Grayson, Democratic Congressman from Florida
addresses the House in an appeal to, in effect,
declare defeat in the Middle East and run away.
But what
is this ignoramus actually proclaiming?
The vast majority of killings of Afghans and Iraqis
have been perpetrated by depraved Islamic Jihadists
who want to deny Afghans and Iraqis their human rights
including the right to rule themselves.
TheAmericans
(and Brits et al) are the ones
who are trying to PREVENT this slaughter.
If the
Jihadists stopped their killing,
the Afghan war would be over, as indeed the Iraq war largely is.
Quote:
“An
American envoy is scheduled to meet with Hamas representatives in an
Arab country and hand them a letter from the Obama Administration.”
Roee Nahmias, a journalist with
Israel News,
makes a shocking accusation (or revelation).
Is it true?
Quote: “World sees Obama as incompetent and amateur.”
Headline in US News & World Report to a column
by Martin Zuckerman.
For some of us [ahem],
this has been obvious since the Primaries in 2008
Quote:
“The educational system in America is designed by Whites to mis-educate
Blacks not by benign neglect but by malignant intent. The
civil-rights movement was never about racial equality.
Instead, It was always about becoming White ... to master what
[they] do.”
The ever reliable Rev Jeremiah Wright,
preacher and mentor to Barack Obama and his family for over
twenty years, launches a fresh racist diatribe against Whites.
Millions of
words have been written across the world about the recent flotilla which
set sail to deliver
“humanitarian”
“aid”
to the people of Gaza, so my addition here will be brief.
Those
two words in the heading have been put between ears for four reasons.
There
is ample evidence that Gaza is not short of food and materials to
live, for example
The
flotilla's primary objective was, by its own admission
to publicise - if not
break - the Egyptian/Israeli blockade rather than to deliver
materials to Palestinians.
Mark Humphrys has put out a
great
summary of the whole flotilla saga.
I have restricted myself
to a little analysis of the letters pages of just one
Irish newspaper, the Irish Times, which has hosted a lively discussion
on the subject. I simply totted up the score of
anti-Israel and pro-Israel letters
over the period
Tuesday 1st June 2010 to Saturday 12th. Here's the result.
There was a total of 79 such letters, of which
70% roundly castigated Israel, 24% expressed support or understanding
for Israel's dilemma, while 6% were neutral.
It is my guess that, sadly, this three-to-one ratio probably mirrors
not just the Irish Times' anti-Israel
(anti-Jew?) editorial leanings
but also the numbers of letters
actually sent to the editor,
suggesting
that this also reflects the general attitude
in Irish society at large.
These could of course be false or distorted conclusions
because the Antis are undoubtedly more vocal than the Pros, in Ireland
as in the rest of the world.
But as
far as Irish politicians are concerned it is distorted in the other
direction. Of 226 parliamentarians, only one,
Alan Shatter,
consistently speaks up for Israel. He is also the sole Jew.
The others, from ministers down, thoroughly enjoy denouncing the Jewish
state.
Update 14th June:
I stand corrected. Fine Gael TD Seymour Crawford is a second Irish
politician
prepared to speak openly in support of Israel.
“The world is tired of these troublesome Jews, 6
million - that number again - hard by the Mediterranean, refusing
every invitation to national suicide. For which they are
relentlessly demonized, ghettoized and constrained from defending
themselves, even as the more committed anti-Zionists - Iranian in
particular - openly prepare a more final solution
[than Hitler's].”
Sadly, if reaction to the flotilla is anything to go by,
this has the ring of truth.
It has proved so popular that Youtube have
unilaterally taken it down, supposedly for copyright reasons, even
though under the US Copyright Office's own
Fair Use Doctrine “use in a parody of some of the content of the
work parodied” is specifically exempted from copyright
protection.
You can find
over 300 other parodies of
“We
are the world”
but only the pro-Israel one has been taken down.
Make up your own mind how
anti-Semitic this piece of censorship is.
Meanwhile since Youtube, owned by Google, don't want
you to see the pro-Israel parody, here it is, thanks to
ShareCrazy.com and Eyeblast.tv.
Enjoy. Especially the key couplet
(despite dreadful rhyme)
We'll make the world abandon reason ...
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas is Momma Theresa.
I am an avid Economist subscriber, have been for decades. But I
have just read, albeit a little late, the latest cover story of the 3rd
June edition, and find its anti-Israel tone and so-called remedies
appalling. In effect it seems to be advocating, at best, the capitulation of
Israel to the foes that surround it.
Here is the article, which I have
Fisked. My comments in indented
red italics. See if you agree
with me.
The government’s macho attitude is actually making Israel weaker
Jun 3rd 2010
THE lethal mishandling of Israel’s attack
on a ship carrying humanitarian supplies that was trying to break the
blockade of Gaza was bound to provoke outrage—and rightly so.
Rightly so? That is your (prejudiced)
judgement. Wrongly so would be more objective.
The circumstances of the raid are murky and
may well remain that way despite an inquiry (see article).
But the impression received yet again by the watching world is that
Israel resorts to violence too readily.
Too readily? You seem to endorse this
view. Yet the violence was begun by the jihadis on the Marmara who beat
each Israeli soldier on roughly a four-to-one basis, with sticks and
perhaps knives, as they rapelled singly down from their helicopter. Is
there no stage at which it is considered legitimate for the Israeli
soldiers to defend themselves?
More worryingly for Israel, the episode is
accelerating a slide towards its own isolation.
It is the attacks of neighbours and the
world generally which is isolating Israel. It would be no less isolated
were it not to defend itself as you seem to advocate.
Once admired as a plucky David facing down
an array of Arab Goliaths
which it is still doing,
Israel is now seen as the clumsy bully on
the block.
Clumsy perhaps, but it is weird to call the
bully the smallest guy in the
neighbourhood,
outnumbered as Israel is
7-to-one (in countries),
32-to-one (in population) and
150-to-one (in landmass).
Israel’s desire to stop the flotilla
reaching Gaza was understandable, given its determination to maintain
the blockade. Yet the Israelis also had a responsibility to conduct the
operation safely.
And safely is exactly how the Israelis
conducted their interception on all boats but the Marmara where they
were attacked by jihadis. “Safely”
cannot mean that the Israeli soldiers should submit to their own
lynching.
The campaigners knew that either way they
would win. If they had got through, it would have been a triumphant
breaching of the blockade. If forcibly stopped, with their cargo of
medical equipment and humanitarian aid, they would be portrayed as
victims—even if some, as the Israelis contend,
and the video and still photographs
demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt
brought clubs, knives and poles. As it was,
disastrous planning by Israel’s soldiers led to a needless loss of life.
Agreed. Had the Israelis been prepared for
battle rather than crowd-control, there would probably have been fewer
casualties but just as great an outcry.
For anyone who cares about Israel, this
tragedy should be the starting point for deeper questions—about the
blockade, about the Jewish state’s increasing loneliness and the route
to peace. A policy of trying to imprison the Palestinians has left their
jailer strangely besieged.
Surrounded by hostile Islamic states bent on
the destruction of Israel and the annihilation of its Jews, Israel is
indeed besieged, and not
“strangely”.
Losing friends, strengthening Hamas
The blockade of Gaza is cruel and has
failed.
Not very cruel – the Gazans can get
everything they need, food, water, fuel, medicines, and even luxury
restaurants and hotels. And not a failure, because Hamas has been
unable to import weapons of the efficacy and in the quantities that they
desire.
The Gazans have suffered sorely but have
not been starved into submission.
Hard to be starved when you’re not short of
food.
Hamas has not been throttled and
overthrown, as Israeli governments (and many others) have wished. Gilad
Shalit, an Israeli soldier taken hostage, has not been freed.
Both true.
Weapons and missiles can still be smuggled
in through tunnels from Egypt.
But not the heavy artillery they want and
Iran and Syria want to supply. Nevertheless, to stop the other stuff,
Egypt is building a
steel subterranean wall to put a stop to the
tunnelling. (Notice how no-one criticises the Egyptian blockade of
Gaza?)
Just as bad, from Israel’s point of view,
it helps feed antipathy towards Israel, not just in the Arab and Muslim
worlds, but in Europe too. Israel once had warm relations with a ring of
non-Arab countries in the vicinity, including Iran and Turkey. The
deterioration of Israel’s relations with Turkey, whose citizens were
among the nine dead, is depriving Israel of a rare Muslim ally and
mediator.
Haven’t you seen the steady Islamicisation
of Turkey over the past
decade as demographic trends propels into the
forefront the
devout high-breeding Muslims of Anatolia at the expense of
the
ageing, childless, secularist West-leaning Ataturkish Turks of
Istanbul and environs.
Have you forgotten that Iran became Islamicised
with the arrival
of Ayatollah Khomenei back in 1979?
These trends
towards Islam have nothing to do with Israel but fully explain Turkey’s
and Iran’s growing Jew-hatred.
It is startling how, in its bungled effort
to isolate Gaza, democratic Israel has come off worse than Hamas, which
used to send suicide-bombers into restaurants.
Agree. Startling how much of the world draws
such a conclusion.
Most telling of all are the stirrings of
disquiet in America, Israel’s most steadfast ally. Americans are still
vastly more sympathetic to the Israelis than to the Palestinians. But a
growing number, especially Democrats, including many liberal Jews,
Ah yes, Stalin’s “useful idiots”!
are getting queasier about what they see as
America’s too robotic support for Israel, especially when its government
is as hawkish as Binyamin Netanyahu’s.
Israel is the Middle East’s only mature
democracy. That is why it is constantly changing government from
accommodationist to hawkish and back again (no fewer than
eight such
“regime changes” since 1983),
always trying to find different avenues towards making peace with
Palestinians who don’t want it. When Netanyahu’s current “hawkish”
approach fails no doubt Israel’s electorate will once again change tack
in its never-ending search.
A gap in sympathy for Israel has widened
between Democrats and Republicans.
Partly a result of the Democrats’
love-affair with Mr Obama and his twenty years of Jew-hating
indoctrination in the Rev Jeremiah Wright’s church.
Conservatives still tend to back Israel
through hell and the high seas. Barack Obama is more conscious that the
Palestinians’ failure to get a state is helping to spread anti-American
poison across the Muslim world, making it harder for him to deal with
Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan. His generals have strenuously made that
point. None other than the head of Israel’s Mossad, its foreign
intelligence service, declared this week that America has begun to see
Israel more as a burden than an asset.
I doubt the head of Mossad was making a case
for surrender, just a sad observation.
That has led to the charge by hawkish
American Republicans, as well as many Israelis, that Mr Obama is bent on
betraying Israel. In fact, he is motivated by a harder-nosed
appreciation of the pros and cons of America’s cosiness with Israel, and
is thus all the keener to prod the Jewish state towards giving the
Palestinians a fair deal.
I wonder how you know what Mr Obama’s
“motivation” is? The only people
needing prodding to make “a fair deal” are the Palestinians to
make peace, of which the outlines have long been on the table (eg Bill
Clinton, 2000).
He has condemned the building of Jewish
settlements on Palestinian territory more bluntly than his predecessors
did, because he rightly thinks they make it harder to negotiate a peace
deal.
Rightly? That’s your judgement. The real –
and only – blockage to peace is the Palestinians’ own steadfast refusal
to recognize the right to exist of Israel and its Jews, without which no
peace agreement will ever be possible.
Mr Obama’s greater sternness towards Israel
is for the general good — including Israel’s.
This is a bland statement unencumbered by
foundation. Its underlying premise is Jewish surrender.
Harmony is not
just a dream
Israel is caught in a vicious circle. The
more its hawks think the outside world will always hate it, the more it
tends to shoot opponents first
when they attack it (eg the Marmara)
and ask questions later, and the more it
finds that the world is indeed full of enemies. Though Mr Netanyahu has
reluctantly agreed to freeze settlement-building and is negotiating
indirectly with Palestinians, he does not give the impression of being
willing to give ground in the interests of peace.
He has publicly stated his willingness to
make a two-state agreement and the necessary conditions. As usual,
neither Palestinians nor the wider Arab and Muslim world have shown the
slightest interest in following this up. Destruction of Israel is
clearly still more important for them than peace.
Yet the prospect of a deal between
Palestinians and Israelis still beckons. The contours of a two-state
solution remain crystal-clear: an adjusted border, with Israel keeping
some of the biggest settlements while Palestine gets equal swaps of
land; Jerusalem shared as a capital, with special provisions for the
holy places; and an admission by Palestinians that they cannot return to
their old homes in what became Israel in 1948, with some theoretical
right of return acknowledged by Israel and a small number of refugees
let back without threatening the demographic preponderance of Jewish
Israelis.
This is largely what Ehud Barak offered
Yasser Arafat in 2000 under the auspices of Bill Clinton. Arafat’s
response was to say no, to make no counter-offer and to return to the
West Bank and start the Second Intifada. Your paragraph should be
directed to the Palestinians not to the Israelis, who more or less
already agree
with it.
And what about Hamas, if Israel is to lift
the siege of Gaza? How should Israel handle an authoritarian movement
that refuses to recognise it and has in the past readily used terror?
One answer is to ask the UN to oversee the flow of goods and people
going in and out of Gaza. That is hardly a cure-all,
An understatement. The UN has become so
rabidly anti-Jew, led by such toxic sub-bodies as the Organization of
the
Islamic Conference and the UN Human Rights Council, that it can never
be relied on to police the flow of weapons into Gaza and bombers and
fighters out of it. This would be tantamount to an Israeli
capitulation.
but Hamas would become the world’s problem
neighbour, not just Israel’s.
And who cares? Just look, for example, at
the Hamas (and Hezbullah)
flags and symbols in anti-Israel rallies
across Europe, as well as the
“humanitarian” “aid” flotilla. And when even Gays and Lesbians align
themselves with the homosexual-executing fascists of Hamas – as they do –
it is clear that few are worried about Hamas so long as Jews are their
target.
The Arab world must do more, pressing Hamas
to disavow violence, publicly pledge not to resume the firing of rockets
at Israeli civilians and revoke its anti-Semitic charter.
Yes
The West, led by Mr Obama, should call for
Hamas to be drawn into negotiations, both with its rival Palestinians on
the West Bank as well as with Israel, even if it does not immediately
recognise the Jewish state.
And what, exactly, will the Jewish state
talk about when Hamas’s primary objective remains its obliteration? The
IRA is sometimes used as an example of negotiating with terrorists. But
this happened only when the IRA had been militarily defeated and was at
a standstill. Hamas are a long way from that happy condition.
It is still the party the Palestinians
elected in 2006 to represent all of them. None of this will be easy. But
the present stalemate is bloodily leading nowhere.
Your
“solution” would accelerate the disappearance of Israel and its
people.
Israel is a regional hub of science,
business and culture. Despite its harsh treatment of Palestinians
behaviour has consequences
in the land it occupies, it remains a
vibrant democracy. But its loneliness, partly self-inflicted, is making
it a worse place, not just for the Palestinians but also for its own
people. If only it can replenish its stock of idealism and common sense
before it is too late.
Why do you persist in placing the whole onus
on Israel? Why not call for Palestinians, Arabs and Muslims to
“replenish their stock of idealism and
common sense before it is too late”?
They are the only ones determined to continue with war.
When it comes to BP's Macondo blowout in the Gulf of Mexico, no matter which side different media outlets may dress - left, right or
centre - there are all playing pretty much the same game, or at least
reading the same script. Yet it is a script of abject Ignorance at all public levels,
reaching from the highest echelons of the US Administration, to the
prestige newspapers of the world, to TV and radio and down to the
man-in-the-street. But it is worse than ignorance because it is
accompanied by completely unfounded confidence in what is being
expressed.
The basic problem is, as I alluded to in my previous post, that outside
the small circle of engineering-oriented people (of whom I am one) who
already understand the intricacies, technologies and limitations of
drilling deep, hot, high pressure wells in very deep waters, no-one can
visualise what is going on. There is nothing to see but a
collection of vessels floating on the surface and a large oil slick, or
perhaps sheen, on the surface of the sea, plus some blurry video footage
of oil spewing at the seabed.
So let's go through some of the ridiculous assertions that are being
made.
Start with the beginning.
The drilling rig Deepwater Horizon did not
“explode”.
An explosion occurred, followed by a fire and the rig sank. The
explosion took place because BP lost control of the well, allowing high
pressure gas to force its way up the well and into the rig area where it
ignited, probably due to a random spark somewhere.
Oil is not leaking from the rig at the bottom of the sea (other than
maybe from its fuel tanks), it is flowing from the well.
Moreover, the situation is not what
White House energy adviser (and top environmental adviser) Carol Browner
would have you believe. (Her ignorant remarks largely explain why Irish
bookie Paddy Power are giving
16-1 odds that she will shortly
resign).
We know how much oil spilled from the Exxon Valdez - its
250,000 barrel capacity. Furthermore,
it was a thick crude and it was spilled close to shore. Therefore it
exacted the maximum environmental damage imaginable on the wildlife and
scenery of the Prince William Sound area.
As regards Macondo, no-one has the faintest idea
how much oil is spilling, other than
“a lot”. That is because there is no way of actually
measuring the flow. All the estimates are based on the same thing:
technologists' guesses by eyeballing black emission from the leaks as
portrayed by underwater TV. And even the eyeballing is based on
what measured flows look like on surface, yet who knows whether 5,000
barrels a day flowing from a pipe on surface looks the same as 5,000
bbl/day viewed on TV in 1500 metres of water? That's why guesstimates
vary between
5,000 and 80,000 bbl/day.
Yet the important thing is not so much the quantity
of escaping oil but the damage it causes, and for Macondo there are
several other mitigating factors. One of BP's many brilliant
innovations in this catastrophic saga is the injection of dispersant at
the sea bottom, which reduces the amount of crude that reaches the
surface.
The crude itself is comparatively light (85% of the
density of water) compared to the more syrupy crude on the Exxon Valdez
(84%). The difference is significant because lighter crude is
easier to refine which makes it some
$5/bbl
more valuable. It also
means that much of the Macondo oil is evaporating in the balmy Gulf of
Mexico weather, which is why the slicks are so relatively thin compared
with those of the Exxon Valdez.
This too
explains why the Macondo slicks bear no comparison with those of the
Exxon Valdez.
But here is the clincher. How many TV and
newspaper pictures have you seen of birds and animals clogged with oil?
How many beaches turned black with the dreaded sludge of crude?
The answer is very few, because there is very little actual
environmental damage, at least so far. A week ago the
Sunday Times included a graphic in the print edition claiming
there were 444 dead birds, 200 dead turtles and 19 dead dolphins; seven
days later the bird count had soared to ...
600 damaged.
Look, I am sorry if one of those dead or damaged birds is your auntie, but these
numbers are derisory. Every day in the USA, domestic
cats alone kill
over half a million wild birds.
The only living things that look polluted are
protestors who have poured black paint over themselves.
President Obama flew to Louisiana to look at
environmental damage and all he could find was this pristine beach.
If there was an oil-clogged one, do you think he would not have wanted
to be photographed there to show his concern if not his (manufactured)
“enragement”?
Another big reason is the
1,400 vessels and 20,000 people that BP has engaged to lay booms to
contain surface oil, skim and scoop it up, keep it from the coastline
and to clean up beaches and wildlife where oil is found. Where has
it sourced this armada and army? In a pretty clever PR strategy,
they are mostly local fishermen and others, who are apparently now
making more money from BP than they would in their usual pursuits, which
explains why there have been so few of them protesting. For
example, there's a class-action lawsuit against BP on behalf of
Louisiana shrimpers being worked up by ...
just two shrimpers - hardly a mass movement.
So that's most of the environmental nonsense put to bed. It's not
to say that there won't be serious damage in the future, but it
certainly has not remotely happened so far.
Then there is BP's response. In my previous post, I made it pretty
clear that there were serious shortcomings in the way the well was
drilled and perhaps in the BP cost-cutting culture which might have
fostered them.
However, my reservations there have been completely blown away by the
thoroughness and professionalism of what it's being doing ever since,
not to mention it's
money-no-object mentality.
It rapidly built up a huge team of experts, not just from within BP but
from its contractors and even its competitors to develop solutions to
the unprecedented problem it faces. While there are many
techniques for dealing with a wild well such as Macondo, which are
throroughly proven on land or shallow water, they have never been attempted in deep
water, where currents across the 1,500 metre water depth are
unpredictable and different, while on bottom there is no light, the
temperature is close to freezing, the ambient pressure is some 160
atmospheres and no human diver can survive. Every activity must
therefore be conducted by remote control.
BP broke its workforce into teams that systematically developed an array
of different options for controlling the well. These ranged from
trying to lessen the flow by poking pipes into pipes to draw off some of
the oil, to commencing two relief wells which will each cost about $100
million.
Over twenty vessels have at times been active on the surface in the
vicinity of the well at the same time, most with pipes or wires running
into the water. The water depth is too deep to anchor, so each of
them is dynamically positioned, meaning that computer-controlled
thrusters keep them on station using GPS, which in itself is a pretty
sophisticated technology.
For example, each of 14 ROVs (remote operated vehicles, ie unmanned
submarines) is controlled by a tether connecting it to surface. A
specific team - perhaps with an air-traffic control background - is
therefore allocated merely to manage the positions of the surface vessels and to
ensure that submarine cables and pipes don't get tangled with each
other.
As each technique has been tried and failed, the
next technique has been brought into play. Here are a the main
ones.
Close BOP Close the BOP (Blowout Preventer), the series
of horizontal ram-type valves (item 26 in the diagram below
[courtesy
Hydril]), which are fixed to the
top of the wellhead and whose function is to close off the well, and
slice through anything caught in the middle - such as pipe.
When the Deepwater Horizon caught fire and sank, attempts to close
the BOP from surface failed for reasons yet unknown. So ROVs
were deployed to activate the rams manually, pressing buttons on a
control panel like the gold one below; the rams would draw power
from the energy stored in high-pressure accumulator bottles (item
14).
But this didn't work. Maybe the BOP didn't function, or
perhaps the ROV was unable to press the buttons properly; we don't
know.
Draw off oil
Prior to that, a pipe was inserted into the
“riser”
(item 17) which is the main pipe from the broken upper end of which,
lying on the seabed, most of the oil is emanating. Some 2,000
bbl/day is being collected this way and lifted to a drillship, the
Discoverer Enterprise, on the surface, thereby reducing somewhat
the impact of the spill.
Cofferdam
When closing the BOP failed, the next effort
was to lower a massive so-called cofferdam, or inverted funnel, over
the wellhead in an attempt to catch the oil as it emerged from the
well and pipe it back to surface. This failed however when the
cofferdam became clogged with hydrates. These are solid icy crystals
that form when methane comes into contact with moisture under the
conditions of high pressure and low temperature that prevail at 1,500 metres of water.
Methane is the principal ingredient of the natural gas that is
bubbling up along with the oil. Methanol will dissolve
hydrates,
but evidently BP was unable to pump this down in sufficient
quantities to prevent the cofferdam from seizing up with hydrates.
Topkill After that, BP attempted the highly complex
“topkill” which has been in the news so much.
Its aim was to kill the well by pumping heavy fluid into the well from the top
down, such that it would push the escaping oil and gas back into the
reservoir and keep them there.
First BP
had to connect on to the so-called kill
and choke lines through which fluids could be pumped into the well.
Such lines are always connected from rig to BOP for just
such a purpose. In this case, once the rig sank, the kill and
choke lines broke free from it and lay strewn on the seabed, yet
were still connected to the BOP. After some ROV-assisted
refurbishment, the loose ends were cut off and connected via a specially constructed
manifold to a pipe suspended
from a multi-service semisubmersible called the
“Helix
Q4000”, through which the heavy mud would be injected.
For maximum redundancy in case things went wrong, no fewer than four
boats full of pumps and mud were lined up to the Helix Q4000, with a
total of nearly 50,000 barrels of mud available. Also
available were tons of junk - random pieces of rubber, rocks and
other material - to try to clog up the well shaft or preferably the
reservoir.
Sadly, although the operational aspects were entirely successful,
the outcome was not. No-one can be sure why, but the challenge
always is that while mud is pumped downwards, the lighter oil may
simply move to the side and continue flowing upwards, helped by the
gas.
Cut and Replace Riser So for BP it was on to the next heroic plan, simple in
concept but devilishly difficult at this enormous water depth and
with almost no visibility because of the cloud of black oil.
This was to cut off the riser from the top of the BOP stack and tie
on to the stub a replacement riser which would lead to the surface
drawing off most of the flow. After several attempts, the cut
was accomplished with ROVs and angle-grinders, but this of course
means that there was no control at all on the escape of oil - it was
all rushing out of the stub.
At time of writing (7th
June), BP seem to have succeeded in fitting the new riser
over the stub of the old, but with lots of vents through which a
proportion of oil can continue to escape, but in so doing prevent
water entering the pipe and creating hydrates to clog up the works
again.
It is an imperfect solution but a big improvement over
what has gone before. Some
10,000 bbl/day is being captured. BP has produced a
490kb PDF file of good illustrations.
Second BOP If this indeed proves to be successful, then BP may decide
not to deploy its final, more risky option, which is to fit on to
that riser stub on top of the existing BOP a second BOP. The
latter could then in principle be closed in order to finally either
shut in the well or indeed to re-enter it and kill it properly with
pipe reaching down to the reservoir.
Relief Wells However, if current attempts all fail to effect a complete
and permanent kill, the two relief wells will. They are being
drilled to intersect with Macondo at reservoir level, a huge task
considering the well is only 12 cm in diameter. The wells must
reach down to a vertical depth of 5,500 metres and a horizontal
displacement of perhaps 1,000 metres and be navigated precisely,
like a jet fighter stalking its prey, to the tiny target. (A
future post will explain in simple terms how this is done.)
Once drilled, water will first be pumped down the relief wells to
establish circulation into Macondo, then heavy mud to at last kill
it, and finally cement to keep it killed.
You would think that not just for BP but for the US Administration and
the general public the most important issue right now is to kill that
damn well, make it permanently safe and clean up any damage, and that
nothing should be allowed to stand in the way of this.
Yet solving Macondo seems not to be in the forefront of the priorities
of the President and his cohorts. They have launched both a
Congressional enquiry and
criminal investigation in respect of the blowout, meanwhile coming
out with meaningless blather like keeping the
boot on BP's neck and being
enraged.
There will be plenty of years and decades for anger, recrimination,
retribution, lawsuits, enquiries, investigations, compensation, fines,
prison sentences, sanctions or whatever once the well is safe. The
future is a long time.
But launching such processes now in the midst of this gargantuan battle
against nature means that to defend itself BP is forced deploy its most
senior managers and hire umpteen lawyers. And who will brief those
managers and lawyers? Why the top technologists that BP can
muster. The very men and women who should be devoting all their
expertise and energy to solving the problem. You could hardly do
more to damage America's interests.
There seems no limit to the ignorance if not malice of the Obama
administration.
While I've been lazy in recent weeks about blogging, I have
still been harrassing innocent publishers with my witterings online.
Ignorance not poverty causes obesityP! Letter to the Sunday Times on 30th June and
(edited and) published on 4th July Minette Marrin is incorrect to assert that parents feed their children
fattening food because it's cheap, quoting biscuits, cakes ...
takeaways. These foods are in fact much more expensive than healthy
foods, and the "poor" can afford them only because their poverty is
relative not absolute. A trip to any supermarket will soon reveal that,
for example, potatoes, meat and tapwater are not only much healthier but
cost far less than chips, burgers and colas, and they are dead easy to
cook ...
Do you think Israel's attack on an aid convoy is 'state terrorism', as
claimed by the Turkish government?
Comment on an Irish Times poll question (73% answered Yes) The Egyptians have a lot to answer for
operating a brutal blockade against Gaza and its luxury hotels and
restaurants. Why does the Egyptian dictatorship hate its
fellow-Arabs and fellow-Muslims so much that they are augmenting their
ugly surface barriers with
Rights of children vs wishes of gays Letter to the Irish Independent
Earlier this year the US Congress received a formal report on Child
Abuse and Neglect. It found that, in terms of physical, sexual and
emotional abuse and neglect, and of education, children fared up to
ELEVEN times better when raised by their married biological parents than
by any other parenting arrangement. This dramatically underscores the
right of all children to their own ...
Ban on Prostitution Letter to the Irish Times on 22nd May 2010 In arguing for a ban on conventional prostitution, Tristan Mulhall
confidently informs us that women "willingly choose a life of
prostitution" only out of "dire necessity". If that is
the case, why does he want to deny women in dire necessity the means to
earn their living in a manner they are willing to pursue? ...
Hiding Faces Letter to The Economist
Your opposition to the growing movement to ban the burqa in Western
societies begs an obvious question. If it is acceptable for women
to hide their faces, it must therefore also be OK for men to ...
15th June -
Quote and
here and
here:
“Don't
stand here and say you represent Iranian people ... I don't want to
be attacked by these fucking murderers ...Murderer! ... Why did you
murder political prisoners? ... Do not touch me. You can't touch me
... What the f**k is going on here? ... Down with the Islamic regime
of Iran.”
A little bit of Iranian
thug politics comes to Ireland.
Shaho Zamani, an
Iranian Kurd seeking asylum in Ireland, shouts his protests
at Manouchehr Mottaki, Iran's Foreign Minister,
invited to Ireland to address the Institute of European Affairs in
Dublin.
The Minister's own security thugs (believed to be armed)
tussle with the Kurd until the Irish Gardaí intervene
to save him and escort him out of the building.
14th June -
Quote: “The Irish Times ... is ...
quite a dangerous paper.”
Irish Minister of State
Martin Mansergh of the ruling Fianna Fail party
is unhappy that the latest Irish Times poll puts his collapsing
party,
for the the first time, in third place behind Labour and Fianna
Gael.
No greater compliment can
a government minister pay a newspaper.
- - - - N E T H E R L A N D S - - - - -
10th June -
Quote:
“More security, less crime, less
immigration, less Islam -- that is what the Netherlands has chosen.”
Gert Wilders, head of the
Party for Freedom,
on winning 24 seats in the Netherlands' recent general election.
His party demands demands,
inter alia,
an end to immigration from Muslim countries
and bans on new mosques and the Koran
This makes his party the
third biggest
and potentially the king-maker in a coalition.
- - - - - U K - - - - -
10th June -
Quote:
“I think that the best thing now is
not ... to attempt to damage the reputation of a great British
company ... but to sort out [the problem].”
Boris Johnson,
Conservative mayor of London, responds to
President Obama's childish, anti-British rhetoric over the BP
blowout
(fire the CEO, boot on neck, kick ass, British Petroleum etc)
Quote:
“Follow the Islamic way to save the world.”
The thoroughly nutty
Prince of Wales,
future head of the Church of England and future British king,
extols Islam, the CofE's main competitor in Britain,
for its AlGorian environmentalism.
No wonder the 84-year-old
Queen won't step down and hand over to him.
She is obviously hoping to find a way to skip a generation
and pass her throne on to her more stable grandson Prince William.
Quote: “Dear
Chief Secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left.”
Liam Byrne, Labour's outgoing
Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
leaves a handover note for his successor, Liberal-Democrat David
Laws.
It it rare
indeed you get a truthful statement from a Minister,
especially a Labour one.
Unfortunately,
pretty soon afterwards
there was no Chief Secretary to the Treasury left either,
when Mr Laws had to resign for fiddling his expenses.
- - - - - I S R A E L - - - - -
Quote:
“Remember
Khaibar, Khaibar, oh Jews! The army of Mohammed will return!”
Activists get themselves in the mood to greet,
with rods, knives and bottles,
Israeli soldiers as they rappel
down from helicopters
onto the Marama, 130 km offshore Gaza.
The Marmara is a Turkish vessel which was
attempting to carry
10,000 tons of
“aid” to Gaza along with 600 people to deliver it (600?).
The battle-cry commemorates Mohammed's'
ethnic cleansing of Jews from Arabia in the eighth century
Quote:
“Shut up, go back to Auschwitz!...
We're helping Arabs go against the US. Don't forget 9/11 guys.”
Turkish ship the Mavi Marmara, part of the Gaza
“aid” flotilla,
replies when warned by the Israeli Navy
that it was approaching the blockaded area.
When boarded by Israeli commandos, persons
aboard the Marmara
attacked them with rods, knives, catapults and bottles.
Eventually, in self-defence, the commandos drew their guns
and killed twelve of their attackers.
Quote: “This mission is not about delivering humanitarian
supplies, it's about breaking Israel's siege on 1.5 million
Palestinians.”
Greta Berlin, one of the organizers of the
“humanitarian” “aid” flotilla, makes clear that
the humanitarian so-called needs of Gazans are irrelevant.
Quote:
“Peace could be achieved in no more than a week if Israel
is willing ... Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu and his
ministers must understand that peace is in [Israel’s]
interest”.
Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas is absolutely right,
except for one small detail.
It is he and his fellow-Palestinians who must be “willing” -
willing to renounce violence and
willing to accept the existence of a Jewish state in historic Jewish
land.
As George Bush famously
whispered to Tony Blair,
all it takes is to
“just
get Syria to get Hezbollah
to stop doing this shit and it's all over”.
In other words,
stop attacking Israel and a peace accord will quickly follow.
Israel has demonstrated time and again its willingness to make
peace.
Each time this has been rejected by the Palestinians, most recently
in 2000.
- - - - - R U S S I A - - - - -
Quote:
“Russia is guided by its own long-term state interests ...
Those who speak on behalf of the friendly Iranian people must
remember this ... Any unpredictability, any political extremism ...
is unacceptable for Russia.”
Sergei Prikhodko, a senior diplomat in the Kremlin,
slaps down Iran's
“president”
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
who had threatened that Russia's actions could
“place Russia in the ranks of their historic enemies”
I hate to praise an autrocracy such as Russia,
but why cannot the West be equally assertive
in defence of its interests?
13th June -
Quote: “[I,
Barack Obama am]
still a Muslim, the son of a Muslim father, the stepson of Muslim
stepfather ...
[my]
half brothers in Kenya are Muslims, and ...
[I am]
that he was sympathetic towards the Muslim agenda.”
President Obama confides
in
Egyptian Foreign Minister
Ahmed Aboul Ghei
(according to the latter).
It serves as a reminder of a
curious statement he made
during an interview on the campaign trail that “John
McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith”.
See how long it
takes the mainstream media to pick up this little gem.
Not
The president's admission
is rather disappointing.
One of the few things I had admired him for
was his apostasy from the Muslim faith he was born into,
and his conversion
to Christianity via the United Church of Christ,
albeit under the auspices of the toxic Rev Jeremiah Wright.
But it seems I had formed
too high an opinion of him (hard to do).
Governor Deval Patrick of Massachusetts
and a big buddy of the US president, on his assessment of
Republican opposition to the Administration's policies
Quote:
“Obviously
the loss of Daniel Pearl was one of those moments that captured the
world’s imagination because it reminded us of how valuable a free
press is”
With this fatuous clause, Barack Obama pays
“tribute”
to the memory of Daniel Pearl at the signing of a new
“Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act”.
Surrounded by still grieving relatives of Mr
Pearl, the American Jew journalist
whom jihadists triumphantly beheaded on video in Karachi in 2002,
Mr Obama displays not just his now familiar ignorance and disdain of
history,
but an astonishing lack of human sensitivity.
Mr Tucker is referring to a kangaroo court of
the - wait for it -
Indiana University-Purdue University
Indianapolis (IUPUI).
It had convicted one of its
mature students, Keith John Sampson,
of
“racial harassment”
because he had been seen reading the book on campus.
The book's cover features burning crosses
and white hooded figures.
Case proven.
The IUPUI president eventually apologised for
the injustice to Mr Sampson
but took no investigative, disciplinary or preventive action.
- - - - - K O R E A s - - - - -
Quote: “This was an unacceptable provocation by North Korea
... the international community has a responsibility and a duty to
respond.”
US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton says the right thing for once.
It is of course empty rhetoric because
her boss will never allow America to take any actual
action
which might upset its enemies.
- - - - - er, F R A N C E - - - - -
Quote:
“We
must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them, right.”
Carla Bruni, aka as Mrs Nicolas Sarkozy,
explains the need, in 1996, for a book
to translate sexy phrases into four languages,
with a number of graphic examples.
So now we know what the French president
gets up to in the Elysee Palace.
Most of the media coverage about BP’s disastrous well in the Gulf of
Mexico has concentrated on the oil slick, the potential damage it can
do, the measures being taken to contain it and efforts underway to stem
the underwater leaks. All of this is visible on the surface and easily
grasped. Conversely, the events which led to the catastrophe were of a
technical nature, out of sight at depths of thousands of metres, and
poorly understood outside the industry.
Last February, the floating rig
“Deepwater Horizon”
(Oilonline
photo),
under contract to BP
on behalf of itself (65%) and its partners
Anadarko (25%) and
Mitsui (10%),
moved into Mississippi Canyon Block 252 to drill exploration well
Macondo at a water depth of 1,522 metres eighty kilometres from shore.
Built in Korea in 2001 for $350 million, Drilling Horizon was an
8,000-ton state-of-the-art
behemoth, known as
a semisubmersible because it sat
on two huge floats submerged well below wave action in order to minimise
movement. Designed for 2,400 metres of water, far too deep for anchors,
it kept station by means of satellite positioning and
computer-controlled multi-directional thrusters; in other words it would
motor at full speed to go
nowhere. BP paid its owner-operator
TransOcean, the world’s biggest
offshore drilling contractor, a
day-rate of $500,000, which the ancillary activities
(helicopters, boats, fuel, specialist services etc) doubled to a cool
daily million.
By April, the
rig had drilled Macondo to its
5,500 metres objective where, to great joy, high-pressure oil and
gas were found. The next step was to disconnect from the well with a
view to reconnecting later when production facilities were ready.
Wells
are drilled using rotating pipes which circulate a heavy “mud” to cool
the drillbit, control pressures, plaster the bore and remove drill-cuttings.
Drilling mud is in fact a highly technical, sophisticated and expensive
cocktails of chemicals).
As the well progresses, a succession of concentric tubes, known as
casing, is lowered into the hole, with cement pumped into the annulus
between it and the hole to seal off upper layers. This allows the next
section to be drilled at a smaller diameter, also to be subsequently
sealed off with a narrower casing, and so on, telescope fashion. The
annuli of the concentric casings are further sealed mechanically at the
surface in a wellhead device.
During drilling a BOP (blowout preventer)
is always secured to the wellhead to control unwanted influx from the
well. Weighing
200 tons and standing 12 metres high, it comprises up to six
hydraulic valves which, to shut off the well, can clamp around – and if
necessary slice apart – any pipe sticking through it out of the
wellbore. Typically, with the annulus sealed off in this way, heavier
mud would be pumped into the well to overcome the pressure beneath the
BOPs until they could be safely opened and normal operations resumed.
This is a skilled task and like airline pilots, drilling supervisors
are regularly re-certified to ensure they master the physics and the
practice.
In deep
water, the BOP, activated from surface, sits on the wellhead on the
seabed. The floating rig far above connects to the BOP by a
50-centimetre diameter so-called riser, which provides access to the
well.
On Macondo,
the final 12-centimetre diameter casing was installed stretching from
seabed down to 5,500
metres, cemented through a non-return valve at the bottom and up the
annulus, and hung off in the wellhead. This would leave the well ready
for another rig to re-connect later.
On
April 20th, once the cement was set, the BOP was closed to
pressure-test the cement, the casing, the wellhead and indeed the BOP
itself. This is done by pumping mud from surface down a separate
pipeline parallel to the riser to below the BOP.
Only two
steps remained before disconnection: to pump another wodge of cement
into the well to provide a plug as an additional safety barrier against
untoward pressure from below (it is
unclear whether this was done) and to replace the heavy mud in the
riser with seawater so that its imminent removal would not cause
pollution by mud.
Once full of
seawater, the 1˝ kilometre long riser exerted 200 atmospheres less
pressure on the top of the well than when full of mud. When the BOP was
opened, the reduced pressure proved insufficient to prevent an enormous
bubble of high pressure gas that had inexplicably accumulated, from
bursting into the riser expelling the huge column of seawater out of the
riser and
seventy metres into the air. This of course lowered the pressure in
the riser even further which sucked in ever greater quantities of first
gas then oil from the newly-discovered reservoir over five kilometres
down.
With no wind
to disperse it in that calm night, the gas quickly spread across the rig
until inevitably a spark somewhere ignited
it. A huge fireball ensued and though the majority on board managed to
evacuate,
eleven men sadly lost their lives.
Fuelled by
gas and oil, the conflagration raged for 36 hours until the rig sank.
In the immediate chaos no-one could get to the control panel to close
the BOP. The riser and control lines in due course broke free of the rig and
fell haphazardly onto the seabed where it continues to spew the oil that
is causing such environmental alarm.
BP’s efforts
are now focussed on using unmanned submarines to try and close the BOP,
funnelling the oil into a cofferdam, containing the slicks on the
surface and drilling a relief well to intersect Macondo at reservoir
level.
How had gas
built up in the wellbore in an apparently sealed casing?
Faulty
casing?
Poor
cement?
Lack of
plug?
Defective
equipment?
Inadequate
procedures?
Insufficient
expertise?
Organizational
dysfunction?
Human
error?
These are
big questions to which only a formal
enquiry will provide definitive answers.
Personally, I would be surprised if the
answers to any of those questions will reflect favourably on BP.
There is another issue raised in a Sunday
Times
article
by Tom Bower, which notes that BP have suffered no fewer than four
other disasters in the past five years -
After a
hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico, a
dangerous 25° list developed in
the billion-dollar semi-submersible Thunder Horse floating
production platform, almost sinking it
Two serious
oil-spills from pipelines in Alaska in 2006.
This line of thinking could suggest that
technical requirements and hence safety considerations sometimes took
second place. In this vein, it seems plausible that, among other
things, BP denuded themselves of much deepwater high-pressure
expertise they now desperately require, by laying off a cadre of highly paid
employees with vast deepwater high-pressure experience and specialist
skills. It is my guess that they would have numerically replaced
these experts with bright young PhDs on a fast-track to development
which entailed much fore-shortened hands-on experience compared to the
old-timers, together with
excessive reliance on contractors whose skills and interest (rightly)
lie in their equipment not the actual hole.
In the oil and gas business it is always
the oil company and none other which is responsible for the hole.
Eleven men died and disastrous oil pollution is unfolding because control was lost of the Macondo hole.
The Irish Government, in order to save the country's
banking system, is bending over backward to spend
billions upon billions of taxpayers' money, whose repayment will extend
to future generation upon future generation.
Without a functioning banking system, all commerce will
apparently cease. Or something.
A state-owned National Assets Management Agency,
NAMA,
has been set up to buy the banks' bad debts, the vast majority
property-related, so that the banks can resume normal banking. It
is buying the debts at a discount of between 30% and 50%, though the
actual housing crash well exceeds 50% everywhere. In other words NAMA is overpaying. The reason given is that otherwise the state
will have to pour even more taxpayer billions into the banks to
recapitalise them.
The process has now begun and already the state is doing
both anyway - NAMA is overpaying for the debts AND the government is pouring
extra money into the banks.
The question that the government has never, as far as I
am aware, answered is what is the practical effect of not taking such
measures. What does a banking system failure and economic collapse
mean for ordinary citizens?
For the past year or more, it has been
borrowing €400 million a week just to
pay ongoing costs. Yes, notwithstanding the evidently bankrupt state of
the finances, and last December's
“slash-and-burn” budget that trimmed €4 billion pa from
government spending, borrowing is still continuing apace. So presumably
with economic collapse, the lenders (who are they anyway? the Chinese?)
will stop lending, there will be insufficient money to pay civil
servants, dole, pensions, schools, hospitals etc. So state
employees, perhaps a hundred thousand or more, will be thrown out of
work and all state payouts will be drastically cut. Riots and
civil unrest will surely ensue, following the example of our Greek
brethren.
But that will not be the half of it. If (When?) the
ever-wobbling Irish banks
collapse, they will take with them all or most of their deposits,
because we know these don't exist anymore because they have already been
disbursed on those property loans that are now being sold off at a
discount to NAMA. Of course the Government has guaranteed those
bank deposits. But it has no money either - that's why it's
borrowing that €400 million weekly to stay(weakly) afloat. The idea of the
guarantee, therefore, is to provide sufficient confidence such that
depositors do not in fact demand their money; it does not however mean
your money is safe should a large number of people choose to call it in.
Therefore, once people get a whiff of the failure of any one the Irish
banks (undoubtedly Angli-Irish will be first - see below) , they
will stampede their way to their respective banks to withdraw their savings, and only those
few at the heard of the queue will get lucky before the money runs out.
If you think newly redundant civil servants and
pension-less pensioners can cause trouble, wait till you see what
happens when the vast majority of the population of all ages realises
that its life savings have been vaporised.
Anglo-Irish Bank
All the Irish banks are currently struggling to remain
alive on the edge of a precipice. But
Anglo-Irish bank, which lost
over €10 billion in 2009 and is on life support thanks to taxpayers'
billions, is the zombiest of them all. Back in December 2008 we were
told that it would get
one billion €uro from the taxpayers to help it survive, which horrified everyone. But another €2.4 bn went into the Anglo-Irish pot over the following months, while
last March the taxpayers were forced to toss a further
€8.7 bn, bringing the bail-out total to
€12 bn. In
defence, Finance Minister Brian Lenihan says that “finding a long-term solution for Anglo-Irish Bank is by far the biggest
challenge in resolving the banking crisis”. This latest tranche brought
the total bail-out money for all Irish banks to an eye-watering
€73 bn,
or €17,678 per
head of population, from infant to geriatric.
How will they ever pay
this in their lifetimes?
The bailout to Anglo-Irish could
even swell further - from the current €12 bn to
€22 bn according to Mr Lenihan, who in almost the same breath
makes a case
for winding it down - but only over a period of twenty years. An
immediate liquidation would apparently cost the taxpayer
€70 bn
altogether, but the way the bailouts are escalating I wouldn't rule that
option out either.
Now consider this.
Anglo-Irish, the penniless zombie bank, currently holds (if that's
the right term)
€27 billion in customer deposits. How safe do you think
this money really is?
How long
before increasing numbers of Anglo-Irish depositors decide to do the
prudent thing and withdraw their money while they can?
How long
before their numbers swell to a flood and there is a true run on
Anglo-Irish like we
saw in the UK with Northern Rock?
How long
before customers of other Irish banks start to fear the modern
disease of
“contagion” and decide to do the same?
Get out now!
Therefore, and this is the point of this post, why wait
until a banking Armageddon scenario unfolds? In a globalised world,
what earthly benefit is there is keeping your savings in a banking
system on the brink of collapse? As well as foreign banks within
Ireland, there are plenty of reasonably robust non-Irish banks outside the country in which money can be held and normal banking
services conducted, albeit with a bit of inconvenience.
My advice, dear readers, is to do what I have done.
Remove all you can from not just Anglo-Irish (of
course), but all Irish banks. Move it
to other banks in other countries. Store it under the bed.
Buy gold. It doesn't matter. Just put it out of reach of an
Irish banking collapse. With miserable interest rates for savers
everywhere,
there is almost no downside that I can think of.
The Greeks, in an even worse economic situation than the
Irish, are beginning to do just this. They are
shifting billions of €uros into foreign banks within Greece such as
HSBC and Société Generale and into
foreign jurisdictions including Switzerland, the UK and Cyprus.
The canny Irish should do likewise now, before others get the
same idea as they surely at some stage will. The Irish banking
system, like the Greeks', is in effect a giant Ponzi scheme and only the
early quitters will get out alive. Be one of them.
Form
I have form.
Back in July 2006, in a post entitled
“Ireland's
About-to-Crash Housing Boom”,
I gave detailed reasons why the Irish housing market boom was
unsustainable and that a crash was imminent - I predicted this would
commence at the end of that year. In fact it began just three
months beyond that,
in March 2007.
What I said then in respect of the teetering housing
market holds true for the probable run on the currently teetering Irish
banks.
“The
moment that a few people begin to feel that there might just be a
little bit of a wobble, everyone suddenly wants to get out while the
going is good.”
“We know that
[the Taliban in Pakistan] helped facilitate it.
We know that they helped direct it. And I suspect that we are going to
come up with evidence which shows that they helped to finance it. They
were intimately involved in this plot.”
So said US Attorney General Eric Holder last week when he admitted that
the Taliban were behind the attempted car-bombing in Times Square.
One reason the suspect, Faisal Shahzad, a Pakistani with naturalised US
citizenship, couldn't pay his mortgage was that he had recently spent
from five unremunerated months in Pakistan - doing what? - go on, guess.
Something to do with training camps perhaps? Actually, he's
already admitted to
having received bomb-making training in a Taliban and al Qaeda
stronghold in Pakistan.
Within days of the bombing attempt the Taliban in Pakistan put out at
least two
videos claiming
responsibility, yet the New York police dismissed all that saying there
was “no evidence”
that the videos were authentic as if their own statements were backed by
any.
Taqiyya, which permits Muslims to lie to infidels is a
central feature of Islam. Yet if
there is one lesson we should have learnt in these past nine years since
9-11, it is that when Islamic terrorists say they have done something
bad, they are nearly always telling the truth, taqiyya or no taqiyya.
I have written before
that
“when
totalitarians
[which would include would-be totalitarian jihadists]
threaten bad things, you cannot afford not to believe them. It's
the one area where theydon'ttell
lies (unlike many democratic politicians issuing empty threats!)”.
Politicians in western democracies often seem to live in a
world of such public mendacity and dissimulation that they cannot
conceive of the idea that their enemies, in contrast to themselves,
might for once not be speaking with forked tongues, especially when they
are claiming responsibility for atrocities or threatening them.
So when an Islamic terrorist organization such as Al Qaeda or the
Taliban claims it was behind Christmas Day's
“isolated extremist”panty-bomber
or the Times Square
“lone
wolf” car-bomber, the CIA should have immediately used this
as hard evidence, not fluff around wasting valuable investigation time
and energy with fantasy unsubstantiated stories about mythical
right-wing white nutjobs.
As is customary at major festival
occasions, the US president delivered an message for Easter to the
American people. Actually, President Obama called it his
“Holiday”
greeting, which in itself is
rather telling.
In his peroration, Mr
Obama quoted from a morale-boosting Easter sermon given to US troops by
a Christian clergyman just six days after America had conquered the
Japanese on the island of Iwo Jima in a ferocious five-week
battle with 20,000 casualties on each side.
But he chose to leave out
a crucial passage, which happens to feature the central figure of Easter
- Jesus Christ. Without the latter Easter is meaningless.
Here is the relevant section of the president's speech, with the omitted
bits shown [bracketed in bold]. You can listen to 3˝
minutes of the original sermon
here.
“American dead – Catholic, Protestant, Jew:
together they huddled in foxholes or crouched in the bloody sands
[under the fury of enemy guns
here on Iwo Jima]. Together they practiced virtue,
patriotism, love of country, love of you and of me.
[Together they
stand before the greatest soldier of them all Jesus Christ to
receive the token of our triumph. For Christ has said
‘greater love than this no man
hath than that he lays down his life for his friends’.
And so our beloved friends have gone from the world of hate to the
world of eternal love.]
The heritage they
have left us, the vision of a new world, [was] made possible by the
common bond that united them [in the drudgery of
recruit-training or here in the chaos of bursting shouts].
Their only hope that this unity will endure.”
Removing Christ from
Easter in this way was no accident. It is part of the president's
campaign to delegitimize Christianity while continuing to pretend to
particular audiences that he is a true believer. Of course his
Muslim audience, nodding and winking over his middle name, are convinced
otherwise.
Can you reach the answer (61) in the time it takes to
read out the figures? I certainly cannot. Yet, for a
classroom of average six-year-old schoolchildren in Hong Kong, this seems
no bother at all. They just imagine, within their tiny heads, an abacus
or their fingers counting, and out pops the (correct) answer in
seconds. Watch the first four minutes of this
Youtube clip from a recent documentary about Britain's former colony
by Gryff Rhys Jones, and be astounded.
Not only at these little kids' mental arithmetic
capabilities but their command of English as a second language.
The total dedication to learning among the Chinese in
Hong Kong is something I became painfully familiar with as a teenager.
I completed my final year of schooling at
Wah Yan College
in Hong Kong where I was the only white man. I passed my final
exams but only by sitting them twice with two different examining boards
and combining the best results from both! I then went on to
study
engineering at Hong Kong University where I was once again the only
white man. This time I failed a couple of subjects and rather than
repeat the year I left Hong Kong and completed my engineering studies in
Ireland.
What was apparent during two years studying amidst
Chinese fellow-students was their total dedication to learning to the
exclusion of practically everything else - sports, alcohol, girls,
partying, even ordinary friendship. Seven days a week, you woke,
you ate, you went to lectures, you studied (till the early hours), you
went to bed. It was a fiercely competitive environment, which did
little to develop the personality but certainly achieved high academic
standards.
how laid
back everything and everyone were, with plenty of time for the
extra-curricular activities that were so absent in Hong Kong,
how
concentrated study took place only around exam time rather than
throughout the year.
Oh, and what
a low standard of mathematics was expected of and taught to engineering students
in their first year (fortunately this toughened
up in later years).
So back to those little Chinese kids today. How many PhDs
will they have by the time they grow from six years to 26?
That is the frightening kind of global intellectual
competition that modern youngsters here in the West are going to have to
face. And, as the Youtube clip vividly shows, the contest clearly starts at
kindergarten level.
Ireland is steadily falling back in its training of
mathematicians, scientists and engineers, the only professions that
actually create new wealth. This seems largely because teachers
(and the media) tell youngsters that these technical subjects are too
difficult (ie too difficult for the mediocre teachers) and therefore
they should take up easier subjects like accountancy, history, media
studies, languages. This is apparently rather a common trend
across the developed world.
In this context, it defies belief to hear
Mary Coughlan,
Ireland's half-witted Education & Skills Minister and Tánaiste (deputy prime
minister) recently demand that universities and colleges accept school-leavers
who have
failed their
“honours” (ie higher-level) mathematics examinations.
Her state-run school system is incapable of educating kids to pass the
exams needed to get in to university, so her “solution” is
simply to lower the bar. Yup, according
to her, that's the way to create the great engineers of the future.
Pass the problem of under-educated teenagers from the schools to the
universities, just as the Catholic Church is roundly and rightly
castigated for passing the problem of paedophile priests from one parish
to another.
Look again at those calculating Chinese six-year-old
children. With ministers like Ms Coughlan, does the West have any hope of staying ahead of the
intellectual curve?
Late Note (18th May):
Graham in Perth (Oz) writes to say that
Australian schools have a similar problem to Ireland's.
“New
course
‘too hard’ to teach”,
screams a headline
in The West Australian newspaper.
Teachers are too thick, it seems, to
teach
a new national physics curriculum
to students in their last two years at school.
The Ozzies can surely adopt Ms
Coughlan's Irish solution
and simply call a
“fail”
a
“pass”
and let the would-be scientists into university anyway.
Heard the one about the Navy rating who was court-martialed
for possession of counterfeit hair-straighteners? What about the
sailor in trouble because he had a leak while on board?
Ah the old jokes, they're always the best ones; it's the
way you tell 'em.
What's that? They're not jokes? They're for
real? You must be joking.
Able Seaman Eoin Gray served on the LÉ
Orla, a proud Peacock coastal patrol vessel of the Irish Naval Service.
A month ago Mr Gray was court-martialed in Dublin's McKee Barracks
because his eight hair-straighteners (yes, I know, today's sailors
aren't what they used to be) are all
counterfeit.
How
appalling. How scandalous. How reassuring, therefore, to learn that there are
upright naval officers like the presiding military judge, Colonel
Anthony McCourt, to root out the cancer of counterfeit hair straighteners from the Irish Navy.
Sure, there were a couple of unrelated trivial matters.
A/B Gray was also charged with a snort or two of cocaine and something
about leaking of State ships at sea (then why are they at sea?).
But the hair straighteners are clearly the big one.
If you think the scandal of counterfeit hair straighteners
is of
little consequence, tremble at the dire warning
spelled out in Wales by the intrepid Department of Trading Standards
within the Vale of Glamorgan Council:
“Fakes ... are not only poorly made and short-lasting but
are also very dangerous. Users run the risk of damaging their hair
or even being injured from electric shocks or burns.”
And in Australia, hair straighteners can get you
killed (as columnist Mark Steyn
helpfully points out). So the Navy certainly knows its
priorities - stick with the sailors' naturally curly hair.
Hah! I'd like to see some dastardly foreign naval power
try to mount a sea-borne invasion requiring them to take on the Irish
Naval Service. They might be encouraged by the leaks or the white
powder.
But one look at the undamaged naturally curly hair of
its ferocious men-of-oak, and they'd soon turn tail.
I once lost a pub quiz by just one point
back in the days before I knew about hair straighteners.
The question was where do women mostly
have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa
While I've been lazy in recent weeks about blogging, I have
still been harassing innocent publishers with my witterings online.
De Valera's Constitution continues to serve us well Comment on an Irish Times article This is a good article about the need to
understand the Irish Constitution before criticising or trying to
replace it. However, you could have added one incredible feature.
Through this 1937 constitution, Ireland is Europe's oldest
constitutional democracy, which in itself tells you that it is a pretty
robust document, challenged in longevity only by America (1787). Just
think about --- Germany, Italy, France, Greece, Spain ...
The Incredible Unlikelihood of the Transocean Deepwater Horizon Disaster Comment on a post in blog called Debunk House This was not a
“freak accident”
and certainly far too difficult for it to have been driven by
“political opportunism”.
There is already enough evidence in the public domain to demonstrate
that it was clearly caused my serious mistakes. How could gas have
ever built up in the wellbore in an apparently sealed casing? ...
Obama's Birth Certificate Letter to the Irish Times on 6th May 2010 Scoffing at the belief of America's so-called “birthers” that
Barack Obama has no right to be president because he “wasn’t born in
the US”, Frank McDonald asserts that Mr Obama has both a birth
certificate from Hawaii and a classified ad in a local paper. The
ad is true, but Mr Obama has only ever produced a computer-generated ...
“Partial Birth”
Abortion Letter to the Economist
Lexington, in describing the pro-choice credentials of potential Supreme
Court nominee Judge Diane Wood, takes the trouble to put within quotes
the term
“partial birth”
abortion, which she supports. It would seem logical, therefore, to
briefly enlighten your readers that these words refer to the killing of
a live and perhaps viable foetus just before ...
Do you support the introduction of a ban on hunting deer with packs of
dogs? Comment in the Irish Times in response
to a
poll question The express objective of conventional huntin'-shootin'-fishin' is
to kill the prey. Minister Gormley-the-Green thinks this is absolutely
fine and has said he has no intention of disallowing it. Therefore, it
is ridiculous to ban the hunting of deer with packs of dogs, as
practiced in Ireland by the Ward Union hunt, when the express objective of
such hunts is to NOT kill the prey ...
Just so we're straightened out Letter published by
“columnist-to-the-world”
Mark Steyn If you think those counterfeit hair straighteners are of little
consequence, tremble at the dire warning about them as spelled out by
... the Vale of Glamorgan Council: “Fakes ... are ... very dangerous
...”
Brian Lenihan is no tough guyP! Letter published in the Irish Independent So the Association of Assistant Secretaries and Higher Grades told
Finance Minister Brian Lenihan that members' pay of up to €146,000 was
“way behind”
what was on offer in the private sector. Mr Lenihan's response
should have been curt and pointed:
“Make my day ...
Do you think the car scrappage scheme has been a success? Comment in the Irish Times
in response
to a
poll question The car scrappage scheme is a disgraceful bit of pandering by a
corrupt government to one particular favoured industry (which you can be
sure is reciprocating the favour to the government in its own way). If
taxes are too high, they should be lowered for everyone ...
‘Mr. Drumm, It’s Charlie Bird from RTE, Can I talk to you?’ Comment to Maman Poulet blogpost It is extremely dangerous to walk up to
someone's house in America because (a) it is quite possible - even
probable - the owner has a gun and (b) it is perfectly OK for him to
shoot a trespasser ...
Quote:
“That was a disaster. You should never have put
me with that woman. Whose idea was that? ... It’s Sue
[Nye] I think. It's just ridiculous ... [Gillian Duffy]isjust a sort of bigoted woman that said she used to be Labour.
I mean it's just ridiculous. I don't know why Sue brought her
up towards me.”
Gordon Brown implodes Labour's re-election campaign,
following the mildest of discussions with a Labour voter.
He had forgotten his TV mike was still switched on.
The cause of his ire was that Mrs Duffy dared
to mention immigration as a problem.
Labour of course has spectacularly and secretly
stage-managed mass immigration to Britain in the expectation
that every immigrant will vote Labour
and so help permanently destroy the Conservative party.
Matthew Elderfield, Ireland's Finance
Regulator,
throws down the gauntlet in having put into administration
Quinn Insurance, Ireland's largest indigenous insurer,
because it is insufficiently capitalised to meet claims.
Sean Quinn the founder claims his company is
healthy
but was unable to meet the Regulator's challenge.
The tough Mr Elderfield was brought in from
England
to replace the disgraced Patrick Neary,
who was fast asleep at the wheel throughout the years
leading up to the financial crash.
Quote:
“The current economic situation is pretty much
testosterone driven.”
Mary McAleese, Ireland's president, makes another loopy remark,
this time at a sisters' symposium on
“Women in Philanthropy”.
Her last one was the ludicrous assertion,
without a scrap of evidence from the people,
that Ireland “strongly
supports” Turkey's admission to the EU.
Quote:
“The Roman Catholic Church in Ireland has lost all
credibility.”
His Hairiness Rowan Williams, ArchMullah of
Canterbury,
decides to have a go at a rival religion.
No, not Islam - he's all in favour of that
and as much
Shariahlaw
as he can get.
No, this rival religion is one that - you know
-
actually believes in God and Jesus Christ
and the teachings of the latter
(even if members don't always follow them).
Quote:
“The current violent and concentric attacks
on the church and the Pontiff [over clerical sexual abuse of
children] were reminiscent of the most shameful aspects of
anti-Semitism.”
Fr Raniero Cantalamessa, preacher to the papal household,
digs an ever-deeper hole as he tries to defend Pope Benedict XVI.
With this kind of ridiculous drivel,
it is clear that the Vatican badly needs the services
of a skilled PR consultant, such as
Max Clifford.
- - - - - S O U T H A F R I C A M A D N E S
S - - - - -
Quote:
“Get Security to remove this thingy ... Don't come here with
that white tendency ... You are a small boy ... Bastard! ... You
bloody agent!”
Julius Malema, president of the ANC youth league,
throws BBC journalist Jonah Fisher out of a press conference,
accompanied by some robust racial and other epithets.
Mr Malema is 29 years old, which is a stretch on the
word
“youth”.
Worryingly, South Africa's president Jacob Zuma has
described him
as a potential
future president of the country.
Antonio Tajani, the EU commissioner
for enterprise and industry lectures a group of ministers
at The European Tourism Stakeholders Conference in Madrid.
He is piloting a programme whereby already beleaguered taxpayers
must subsidise, to the tune of 30%, foreign jaunts for
pensioners, teenagers, the crippled, the poor, the unhappy.
- - - - - U S A M A D N E S S - - - - -
Quote (p8):
“Whether a given category of speech enjoys
First Amendment protection depends upon a categorical balancing of
the value of the speech against its societal costs.”
US Solicitor General Elena Kagan, Barack Obama's nominee
for the Supreme Court, does her best,
in June 2009 before the self-same Supreme Court,
to destroy the First Amendment by saying that,
in effect, bureaucrats should decide what speech is to be free or
not free.
Great. A would-be Supreme Court Justice who wants to
destroy the American Constitution's very first amendment.
Quote:
“When it comes to foreign policy, it looks increasingly
like there are three pillars to the “Obama Doctrine” –
(1) Apologize for America,
(2) Abandon our allies, and
(3) Appease our enemies.”
Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, spells out some
grim truths
to a Southern Republican Leadership Conference in New
Orleans.
Her speech elicited some wonderfully incoherent rebuttals,
in the vein of
“F*ck off, Liz Cheney”
and
“They don't come any nuttier than Liz (go f yourself)
Cheney”.
I've often
remarked that the Left has to be more passionate
than the Right because there is no sense in what it advocates
and it has no logical response to the Right's flights of reason.
Quote:
“It is stupid for a country to treat old
friends like belligerents and old belligerents like friends.”
Professor Victor Davis Hansen, in reference to
Mr Obama's snubs and hostility to America's allies
Britain and Israel (he could have added Canada),
as compared to his cosying up to the autocratic rulers
of Russia, China, Iran, Venzuela among others.
Quote:
“I
can understand Obama being touchy on the subject of producing your
papers. Maybe he's afraid somebody's going to ask him for his.”
Radio host Rush Limbaugh finds a new way
to infuriate the president about his ongoing failure
to produce a
“Certificate of Live Birth” proving he was born in the USA,
a constitutional requirement for the presidency.
He has made available only a
computer-generated
“Certification of Live Birth”
which even Hawaii,
though it issues such certificates,
does not accept as proof of birth in Hawaii.
Obama's Hawaiian
“Certification of Live Birth”
Click to enlarge
A Hawaiian
“Certificate of Live Birth”
in 1961, Obama's birth year
Click to enlarge
Quote:
“The start of spring: otherwise known to Al
Gore as proof of global warming.”
Ex-president Bill Clinton, who signed the Kyoto Protocol
(knowing it would then promptly be defeated Senate, 99-0),
mocks his vice-president.
Mr & Mrs Obama will be similarly exempt
from the US Congress's forthcoming
10% tax on sunbeds
because according to Italy's Silvio Berlusconi they are already, er,
tanned.
Quote (Minute 1:16):
“My fear is that the whole island [of Guam] will
become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”
Hank Johnson, US Democratic Congressman for
Georgia,
and member of the
House Armed Services Committee,
shares with Admiral Robert Willard,
Commander of the Pacific Fleet,
his deep concern about the imminent upending of Guam
due to its small size and big population.
The Admiral replies, with exquisite politeness
and deference,
“we don't anticipate that”.
Mr Johnson's laughable
explanation confirms his raving lunacy,
“The subtle
humor of this obviously metaphorical reference
to a ship capsizing illustrated my concern
about the impact of the planned military buildup
on this small tropical island.”
Oh, and he issued the latter statement on April
Fools Day.
This is
nonagenarian Alistair Urquhart’sincredible story of survival in the Far
East during World War II.
After recounting a
childhood of convention and simple pleasures in working-class Aberdeen,
Mr Urquhart is conscripted within days of Chamberlain declaring war on
Germany in 1939.
From then until the
Japanese are deservedly nuked into surrendering six years later, Mr
Urquhart’s tale is one of first discomfort but then following the fall
of Singapore of ever-increasing, unmitigated horror.
After a wretched
journey Eastward, he finds himself part of Singapore’s big but useless
garrison.
Taken prisoner when Singapore falls in
1941, he is, successively,
part of a death march to Thailand,
a slave labourer on the Siam/Burma
railway (one man died for every sleeper laid),
regularly beaten and tortured,
racked by starvation, gaping ulcers
and disease including cholera,
a slave labourer stevedoring at
Singapore’s docks,
shipped to Japan in a stinking,
closed, airless hold with 900 other sick and dying men,
torpedoed by the Americans and left
drifting alone for five days before being picked up,
a slave-labourer in Nagasaki until
blessed liberation thanks to the Americans’ “Fat Boy” atomic
bomb.
Chronically ill,
distraught and traumatised on return to Aberdeen yet disdained by the
British Army, he slowly reconstructs a life. Only in his late 80s
is he able finally to recount his dreadful experiences in this
unputdownable book.
There are very few
first-person eye-witness accounts of the the horrors of Japanese
brutality during WW2. As such this book is an invaluable historical
document.
+++++
“Culture of Corruption:
Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies”
This is a rattling good tale of the web
of corruption within which the American president and his cronies
operate. It's written by blogger Michele Malkin who, because she's both
a woman and half-Asian, is curiously immune to the charges of racism and
sexism this book would provoke if written by a typical Republican WASP.
With 75 page of notes to back up - in
best blogger tradition - every shocking and in most cases money-grubbing
allegation, she excoriates one Obama crony after another, starting with
the incumbent himself and his equally tricky wife.
Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel, Valerie Jarett,
Tim Geithner, Lawrence Summers, Steven Rattner, both Clintons, Chris
Dodd: they all star as crooks in this venomous but credible book.
ACORN, Mr Obama's favourite community
organising outfit, is also exposed for the crooked vote-rigging machine
it is.
+++++
This much trumpeted sequel to
Freakonomics is a bit of disappointment.
It is really just
a collation of amusing
little tales about surprising human (and occasionally animal) behaviour
and situations. For example:
Drunk walking
kills more people per kilometer than drunk driving.
People aren't
really altruistic - they always expect a return of some sort for
good deeds.
Child seats are a
waste of money as they are no safer for children than adult
seatbelts.
Though doctors
have known for centuries they must wash their hands to avoid
spreading infection, they still often fail to do so.
Monkeys can be
taught to use washers as cash to buy tit-bits - and even sex.
The book has no real
message other than don't be surprised how humans sometimes behave and
try to look for simple rather than complex solutions.
And with a final
anecdote (monkeys, cash and sex), the book suddenly just stops dead in
its tracks. Weird.
++++++
A remarkable, coherent attempt by Financial Times economist Alan Beattie
to understand and explain world history through the prism of economics.
It's chapters are
organised around provocative questions such as
Why does asparagus come from Peru?
Why are pandas so useless?
Why are oil and diamonds more trouble
than they are worth?
Why doesn't Africa grow cocaine?
It's central thesis
is that economic development continues to be impeded in different
countries for different historical reasons, even when the original
rationale for those impediments no longer obtains. For instance:
Argentina protects its now largely
foreign landowners (eg George Soros)
Russia its military-owned
businesses, such as counterfeit DVDs
The US its cotton industry
comprising only 1% of GDP and 2% of its workforce
The author writes
in a very chatty, light-hearted matter which makes the book easy to
digest.
However it would
benefit from a few charts to illustrate some of the many quantitative
points put forward, as well as sub-chaptering every few pages to provide
natural break-points for the reader.
+++++
This is a thrilling book of derring-do behind enemy lines in the jungles
of north-east Burma in 1942-44 during the Japanese occupation.
The author was
a member of Britain's V Force, a forerunner of the SAS. Its remit was to
harass Japanese lines of
command, patrol their occupied territory, carryout sabotage and provide
intelligence, with the overall objective of keeping the enemy out of
India.
Irwin
is admirably yet brutally frank, in his
descriptions of deathly battles with the Japs, his execution of a
prisoner, dodging falling bags of rice dropped by the RAF, or collapsing
in floods of tears through accumulated stress, fear and loneliness.
He also provides some fascinating insights into the mentality of
Japanese soldiery and why it failed against the flexibility and devolved
authority of the British.
The book amounts to
a very human and exhilarating tale.
Oh, and Irwin
describes the death in 1943 of his colleague my uncle, Major PF
Brennan.
Quote Minute 0:55 : “We [ie Americans] have killed hundreds and thousands of Afghans and Iraqis.”
Alan Grayson, Democratic Congressman from Florida
addresses the House in an appeal to, in effect,
declare defeat in the Middle East and run away.
But what is this ignoramus actually proclaiming?
The vast majority of killings of Afghans and Iraqis
have been perpetrated by depraved Islamic Jihadists
who want to deny Afghans and Iraqis their human rights
including the right to rule themselves.
The Americans (and Brits et al) are the ones
who are trying to PREVENT this slaughter.
If the Jihadists stopped their killing,
the Afghan war would be over, as indeed the Iraq war largely is.