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TALLRITE BLOG 
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This archive, organized into months, contains all issues prior to the current week and the three preceding weeks, 
which are published in 
the main Tallrite Blog (www.tallrite.com/blog.htm).  
The first issue appeared on Sunday 14th July 2002

You can write to blog-at-tallrite-dot-com

October 2003
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ISSUE #55 - 12th October 2003

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ISSUE #56 - 19th October 2003

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ISSUE #57 -26th October 2003

ISSUE #57 - 26th October 2003 [460]

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Jews Rule the World by Proxy

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The Pope Should Retire - Now

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Cutting Prices, Breaking Laws

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Winning Smile

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Judge Raps

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Jews Rule the World by Proxy

So said the Malaysian Premier of 22 years, Dr Mahathir Mohammed, when he opened the tenth session of the Islamic Summit Conference in Kuala Lumpur earlier this month.  He went on to say 

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They get others to fight and die for them.

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They invented and successfully promoted Socialism, Communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear to be wrong, so they may enjoy equal rights with others. With these they have now gained control of the most powerful countries and they, this tiny community, have become a world power.

The Islamic world welcomed the remarks, but many leaders in the US, the EU and Australia reacted with outrage at the blatantly anti-Semitic sentiments.  

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George Bush called them “reprehensible, hateful, wrong”, 

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Australia's foreign minister Alexander Downer, “profoundly disturbing and anti-Semitic”, 

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Franco Frattini, foreign minister of Italy which holds the EU presidency, deplorable”.  

Meanwhile, Dr Mohammed retorted that,  The reaction of the world shows that they [Jews] do control the world.  

All this fuss about 60-odd words out of a speech of 4,000 words.  Yes, the words are anti-Jew and reflect the speaker's undoubted animosity if not hatred.  

Yet the bulk of the speech is a thoughtful and soaring indictment of how badly Muslims have run their affairs for the past fourteen centuries, no less.  The references to Judaism are in the context of how skilfully the Jews have managed their affairs by comparison, despite their history of discrimination and pogroms throughout Europe. 

Compared with a few million Jews, there are 1.6 billion Muslims, they control 50 of the world's 180 countries, have enough votes to make or break international organisations, sit on the world's biggest oil reserves, understand the workings of the world’s economy and finances. 

Jews have only the last item on this list, yet, in Dr Mohammed's view, they “rule the world”. 

So why are Muslims so utterly unsuccessful in getting what they want, such as economic development, technological progress, homegrown defence, control over Israeli expansionism ?

He explains that Jews think, Muslims don't.  

He recalls that, when Europe was still stuck in the Mediaeval dark ages, Muslims once led the world in science, mathematics, astronomy, medicine, trade, wealth.  Just think of the glories of Granada in Spain, which the Muslims were driven out of only in 1492.  He blames the subsequent decline of Muslims squarely on Islamic theologians who re-interpreted the Islamic injunction to acquire knowledge” to mean religion only.  Not only did this cessation of thinking trigger a process of  intellectual regression, but it fostered the emergence of a thousand competing variations of Islam that produced disunity and inter-necine fighting, prevalent to this day.  Meanwhile, Europeans began to blossom under the Enlightenment and pulled far ahead in the Industrial Revolution.  

In modern times, Dr Mohammed points out that Western countries can do what they like to Muslim countries - raid them, kill the people, destroy the villages and towns, dictate how they should be governed - to which the only reaction is blind anger leading to fruitless attacks.  “Is there no other way”, he asks plaintively, “than to ask our young people to blow themselves up and kill people and invite the massacre of more of our own people ?

By way of proof, he offers, “For well over half a century we have fought over Palestine. What have we achieved ?  Nothing. We are worse off than before

The point of his diatribe is that Muslims should copy Jews.  They should

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unite, 

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control their anger, 

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use their brains to figure out what course of action is most likely to achieve their objectives, 

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be prepared to negotiate, 

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embrace the modern world and raise their economic and intellectual capital.   

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Their leaders should wield their power judiciously, prudently, concertedly, for the sake of their people and Islam. 

In short, don't expect Allah to help you if you are not prepared to help yourself.  

If Dr Mohammed's fellow-Muslims heed his words, it will lead to an Islam that is much more rational in its behaviour, though no less demanding.  An Islam, nevertheless, that non-Muslims can do sensible business with to the betterment of all humanity.  

I recommend reading the entire speech.   The slur on Jews is in fact a compliment to them.  

Late Note (2nd December) : I was gratified to note that the inimitable Mark Steyn published a letter from me on the compliment that Mahathir paid to Jews in his “proxy” speech.  

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The Pope Should Retire - Now

Pope John Paul II has just passed three milestones in short order.  

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He turned 83,

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he celebrated his Silver Jubilee as Pope,

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he elevated 31 more prelates as Cardinals.

Cardinals are second only to the Pope in the Roman Catholic hierarchy, and those under 80 will elect the next Pope.  There are now 194 cardinals in all, of whom  135 are under 80, of whom 130 were promoted by the current Pope.  These elector cardinals, comprise 66 Europeans, 14 North Americans, 24 Latin American, 13 Asians, 13 Africans and five from Australasia.

Pope John Paul is seen as a man of extraordinary achievement, probably best remembered for the central part he played in the destruction of the vile Soviet Empire, and he has indefatigably promoted Catholicism through his countless speeches and sermons, his encyclicals (fifty of them), his foreign visits (over a hundred), his recognition of holiness (eg a record 464 canonisations).  

But there are many who deplore his conservative stances on issues such as contraception, abortion, homosexuality and priestly celibacy.  

His health is very poor.  Physically he's been through a lot - been shot, had a tumour cut out, broken his hip.  He is now in an advanced state of Parkinson's disease, and while those close to him affirm that his mind is as sharp as ever, his public performances give cause for doubt. In any case, the physical and mental demands of the papacy are now undoubtedly beyond him.  

Though no pope has resigned since Celestine V in 1294, it is now time for John Paul to.  Not only because of the deterioration of his body, but because only by doing so can he assure the continuation of his conservative legacy.  

For if he waits till he dies, he can only hope that the 130 cardinals who owe their position to him will vote in a suitably conservative successor.  But how conservative will they remain once he's gone ?  

For example, the most recent batch of 31 included Scotland's Keith O’Brien.  A month ago he said in relation to homosexuality, What I would ask for in the Church at every level, including the cardinals and the Pope, is to be able to have full and open discussion about these issues and where we stand, which in Catholic terms is very liberal.  But two weeks later, as a pre-condition of his cardinalship, he declared, I accept and promise to defend the ecclesiastical teaching about the immorality of the homosexual act ... I would hope that Catholics everywhere would join with me in respecting the decisions of the Pope and demonstrate their own loyalty by not questioning them.”  

How reliably conservative will cardinals like this be once the Pope is not around to lean on them ?

On the other hand, if the Pope resigns now, while his brain is still working, his influence on the voting process will be enormous.  I don't think any cardinal will dare defy him by electing someone insufficiently conservative.  

Thus, if his intellectual horsepower does indeed remain as powerful as his aides maintain, he will use it to throw in the towel without further delay, in order to interfere as much as possible with the succession process.  

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Cutting Prices, Breaking Laws

Ireland's Director of Consumer Affairs, the intrepid Ms Carmel Foley, recently announced an investigation into claims that Dunnes and Tesco, two major store chains, have been breaking the law.  She suspects they have been selling goods, such as baby food, at (gasp !) below cost.  Yes, a bar on such promotions is another of the Celtic Tiger's curious protectionist laws.  (Though the success of the Irish economy is a testament to the low number, relative to competitors, of such ridiculous restrictions, there are still far too many.)  

Ms Foley also primly disapproves of in-store promotions, believing that keener across-the-board pricing offers better overall value to shoppers. Maybe so, but that's no reason to decry in-store promotions.

It is hard to understand who, other than non-price-cutting rivals and a handful of bureaucrats and politicians (a small number), can honestly object to Dunnes, Tesco or anyone, selling goods at below cost to its customers (a large number).

The independent-grocers' lobby warns that aggressive discounting could spark a damaging price war between the major multiples.

That, surely, is to be welcomed, as it means lower prices for shoppers.

In similar vein, the small-retailers' lobby says that although consumers win through competitive activity in the marketplace, permitting Dunnes to drop its prices so drastically could push many smaller stores to the brink of ruin, costing hundreds of jobs.  But it fails to explain why those hundreds are more important than the hundreds of thousands of people who will benefit from the lower prices.  For if they can't compete, shouldn't they be doing something else ? 

No one seems to want to simply ask shoppers, Do you want lower prices, taking your chances as to whether that means higher prices in the future, or - indeed - even lower prices ?  Or do you prefer to trust industrialists, bureaucrats and politicians when they say paying more today is good for you ?  

Surely the interests of the many consumers should always take precedence over those of the few producers and retailers.  

One of the things that has always puzzled me is the lack of a Consumers Party in any major Western democracy.  Without exception, every political party strives to protect particular industries in some shape or form (we must stem this loss of jobs”).  

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It is impossible to do this without punishing consumers through higher prices (“let's keep out the cheap imports”).  

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Consumers vastly outnumber the members of any given industry.  

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Therefore surely it makes more electoral sense to pander to consumers at the expense of workers, rather than the other way round.   

Yet no-one does.  

And we should remember that it is always the poorest in society who benefit most from lower prices. Why should they subsidise protected producers and retailers? 

In response to Ms Foley's investigation, the (subscription-only) Irish Times published a letter from me along the above lines on 21st October.  

A few days later, a Dr Michael Ganly replied in apparent support, but ended with the curious advice that my letter should have started with the sentence, There is no possibility that I will not be able to drive a car at any time in the future”.  

No, I don't understand what he means either.  

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Winning Smile

By Guest-Blogger, Walter

Did anyone notice the facial difference between the “old Arnie”  Schwarzenegger and the “new Arnie” ?  

Arnie the body-builder, with lips clamped firmly shut to hide his chaotic teethActually, there are two Old Arnies.  Old Arnie the muscle man, who reigned from 1963 to 1980,  and Old Arnie the movie star (1980-2003).  

God and DNA gave Old Arnie the muscle man a set of teeth not to be proud of - crooked, gappie, misaligned.  In fact they were so higgeldy-piggledly that he usually tried to hide them by posing for the cameras with a tight-lipped grin.  

It was during his Hollywood period that he first had them (partially) fixed.  But it must have been a cut-price job, for as you can see from the second picture taken in late 2002, Old Arnie, the movie star, continued to sport an  attractive space between Arnie the film-star, with teeth improved, but sporting the natural gap between his two upper incisors his two upper front teeth.  In many civilisations going back to the ancient Greeks and Romans, this dental anomaly was and is viewed as not only attractive and sexy, but also lucky.

I remember a wartime member of the Women’s Auxiliary Air Force (WAAF) with such an anomaly. At the request of her parents she had her photograph taken in uniform at a nearby photographers. The photographic technician thought that the apparent space between her middle front teeth was attributable to his faulty technique. So he painted in a new tooth in the midline space. Many might have failed to notice the change, but this poor girl happened to be a Dental Surgery Assistant and she was humiliated by the chortles of her dental colleagues.   I know, because I was her boss (and one of the secret chortlers).  

Arnie the politician, with a complete dental makeover, teeth all straight, white and no gapsBut back to Arnie.  As this victory snap from the Sunday Times shows, now that he's a neo-politician, an extra midline tooth is no longer for him, nor a photographic touch-up.  

Nothing will do but a full jaw makeover with new white porcelain crowns and bridges. And for good measure the upper back teeth have also been realigned.  

And this has all been done since the second half of 2002, which suggests that that is when he decided to run for Governator, not - as he pretends - just before the Jay Leno Show a few weeks ago.  Moreover, if you see a photograph of him with the gap, you'll know it's older than 2003, even if the accompanying article is not !  

But as with the reworking of the dentition (extractions and immediate dentures) of Margaret Thatcher in her hey-day, who but a dentist like me - or else someone alerted by a dentist - would notice ?  

You can make up your own mind as to whether or not our erstwhile film star has surrendered good luck with the bridging of his gap teeth.  

Declaration of Interest
The author is my Dad

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Judge Raps

Here in Europe, judicial proceedings can be excruciatingly dull compared with what we see televised in America.  Whether it's OJ Simpson, Judge Judy, British nanny Louise Woodward, it never fails to entertain.  Whether justice is actually administered is another matter.  

But Judge Deborah Servitto has exceeded all previous contenders for judge-of-the-month.  

Earlier this month she presided over a defamation lawsuit in Michigan brought by DeAngelo Bailey who was claiming that the lyrics of an Eminem song defamed him by depicting him as a bully in a rap called Brain Damage ...

Way before my baby daughter Hailey,
I was harassed daily 
By this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey,
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, 
Cause his father boxes,
So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers.  
One day he came in the bathroom while I was peein',
And had me in the position to beat me into submission.  
He banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood,
grabbed me and choked my throat
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Deciding that the attack probably did take place in 1982, she dismissed the case.  But to show how hip she is, at the end of her 13-page ruling she added a ten-verse rhyming rap of her own.  Here are the punch lines ...

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he's seeking compensation in the form of cash
Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain

The lyrics are stories no one should take as fact
They're an exaggeration of a childish act
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics can only be hyperbole

It is therefore this Court's ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition

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Quote of the Week

Quote : I'd better stop now because I've got to go to lunch with the Pope at one o'clock.” 

Newly-elevated Cardinal Keith O'Brien 
- the Antrim-born Archbishop of Edinburgh - 
cutting short an impromptu press conference 
in  St Peter's Square 

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ISSUE #56 - 19th October 2003 [90]

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The Cult of Islamofascist Suicide Bombing

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UNanimous Resolution 1511

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Environmental Tobacco Smoke

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Odds of Dying

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Memory Watch

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Fijian Appetite

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Quote of the Week

The Cult of Islamofascist Suicide Bombing

Islamofascist suicide-bombing has two grim dimensions to it.  

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On the one hand, from a technological point of view, it is an extremely efficient guidance and presentation method.  It detonates the bomb exactly where and when desired, whether delivered by foot, by car or, as the Japanese Kamikaze pilots first demonstrated in WW2, by aircraft.  

This is because the bomber's human brain is far superior to any remote-control, GPS-driven, webcam-enhanced, computerised weapons delivery-system that the most sophisticated of US arms manufacturers can ever come up with.  

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On the other hand, the application of suicide-bombing is, to Western eyes, utterly futile and incomprehensible.  Most weapons are deployed with the objective of gaining an advantage over and eventually defeating an enemy; in other words the weapon is but a means to an end.  For the Islamofascist bombers, by contrast, the means is the end.  Killing people is all they want; they have no political agenda whatsoever.  

They do not expect, nor even particularly desire, to eject the Americans from Iraq, to drive the Israeli Jews into the sea, to destroy the West's global economic dominance, to convert Christians and Jews to Islam.  They simply use the incredibly effective technology of suicide-bombing to kill people they don't approve of.  That's all.   

To mention just a couple of recent examples (apart from the constant stream of attacks on Israeli civilians) ... 

Islamic terrorists suicide-bombed the UN in Iraq, showing that it isn't just Americans they hate.  

They hate every non-Islamofascist, including those engaged in purely humanitarian activities for the benefit of Muslim Arabs, and whose remit is clearly non-military and who actively oppose the Americans in Iraq.  

Islamic terrorists bombed American civilians in Gaza, who were arranging US Fulbright scholarships for Palestinian students - demonstrating that it isn't just Israelis they hate.  

They hate every non-Islamofascist including those engaged in purely humanitarian activities for the benefit of Muslim Arabs, whose remit is clearly non-military, knowing well that it is only America who can put pressure on Israel to make concessions to the Palestinians.  

This is what makes Islamofascist bombing and suicide-bombing so hard to deal with - there is no logic or order behind it.  Thus, no negotiation in the conventional sense is possible because those whom they wish to bomb can offer nothing that the bomber wants, other than their lives.  

Insofar as the Islamofascists pretend to adhere to the precepts of Islam, perhaps the bombers might at some stage become amenable to negotiation by mullahs opposed to suicide-bombing, who are prepared to use the Koran to demonstrate that it is unIslamic. (For example, the Koran states in 2:195, Act for the sake of Allah, and do not throw yourselves to destruction with your own hands.)   But such mullahs seem to be in very short supply, though occasionally a brave anti-suicidist Arab speaks out.  And Mahathir Mohammed, Malaysia's visionary yet oppressive ruler of 20 years, recently asked the 10th Islamic Summit Conference, Is there no other way than to ask our young people to blow themselves up and kill people and invite the massacre of more of our own people ?”  But it remains to be seen whether his deeply sceptical fellow Muslim leaders take up his challenge.  

The West is, moreover, dealing with a phenomenon that appears to be deeply ingrained into people from a young age.  

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Suicide-bombers are glorified in many countries of the Middle East, with their pictures posted up in schools and mosques.  

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Saudi-funded Madrassa religious academies preach the honour of jihad and suicide-bombing.  

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Friends, brothers, sisters, even parents seem to encourage youngsters to contemplate it.  

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Paeans to suicide bombing and jihad are preached from many mosques on Fridays.  

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The Arabic-language media broadcast relentless praise of the bombers.  

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Saddam used to pay $25,000 to the family of each Palestinian suicide-bomber; who knows whether other shadowy characters are still doing something similar.  

So what options does all this leave for the West ?  

In short, violence.  Retaliatory violence and pre-emptive violence.  Coupled with a relentless long-term, youth-focused propaganda war against the evils and futility of suicide-bombing.  

Such violence, of course, runs entirely counter to the precepts of modern liberal democracy, and is furthermore internally contradictory - doing violence while preaching non-violence.  

But what alternatives are there ?  Do nothing or negotiate fruitlessly ?

That is why America is right 

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to relentlessly pursue Al Qaeda, the spiritual home of Islamofascists, 

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to lock up their adherents indefinitely in Guantanamo Bay on that quasi-judicial pretext, or 

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to kill them like vermin if they can't capture them.  

That's why Israel is right 

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to assassinate the managers of Hamas, Fatah, Islamic Jihad, the PFLP, DFLP, al-Aksa Brigade etc, who dispatch the suicide-bombers, 

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to destroy the bombers' family homes, 

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to build that wall round the West Bank  designed to keep them out.  

But the West should do much more to counter the cult of suicidism that pervades much of the Arab world, because the ultimate solution is surely to foster a mind set where reason determines people's actions, not blindness.   

But it'll be a long haul, until those youngsters currently being brainwashed have either managed to break free intellectually, or have killed themselves or have grown past the age of suicide.  

By the way, where do you think the children of those suicide-advocating mullahs, sheikhs and senior leaders are ?  Not anywhere near the cauldron of the Middle East.  All are abroad, permanently on business or studying.  

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UNanimous Resolution 1511

Well, it seems UN diplomacy is not dead after all.  The organization has managed to pull off a remarkable coup.  It's persuaded itself - well, its 15-member Security Council - to unanimously back a pragmatic resolution, 1511, which has a reasonable likelihood of improving the lot of the Iraqis.  It 

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legitimises the Coalition Provisional Authority with the US as leader,  

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defines the role of the US-appointed Governing Council of 25, 

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mandates the Council to furnish by December a plan for UN approval for a new constitution and elections, 

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provides an advisory and humanitarian role for the UN, 

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authorises a multinational force under US command.  

The backing of old Europe, in the form of France, Germany and Russia, is to be thoroughly welcomed, despite their begrudging refusal to contribute money or soldiers and complaint that the resolution should have gone further.  Once they get over this, I suspect they will thoroughly enjoy taking part in the reconstruction effort and will contribute positively.  

This is the first sign that a sense of reality and unity may be returning to Europe after all the posturing and Saddam-worship over the past year.  

It reminds me of the classic five stages involved with unwelcome news : 

  1. Shock - that something bad has happened

  2. Denial - not wanting to believe it is true 

  3. Anger - wanting to blame someone or something for what has happened

  4. Acceptance - finally understanding and realizing nothing can be done

  5. Positive Action - embracing the change and making the most of it.  

Old Europe, having gone noisily through the first three stages in respect of the Iraq war, are now into the fourth and will shortly arrive at number five.  

At the end of the day, what counts is the result.  And this is an unequivocal 15-0 victory for Iraq, as well as for the UN, the US and Britain.  And there are no losers other than those who wish ill on the Iraqi people.  

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Environmental Tobacco Smoke

For most of this year, a debate has been raging in Ireland about Environmental Tobacco Smoke, or ETS.  A committee of respected scientists conducted a review of available research and concluded that ETS does indeed, on balance, increase the incidence of tobacco-related afflictions such as lung cancer and heart disease.  Moreover ventilation is ineffective in removing all smoke and therefore the only way to avoid ETS and its associated diseases is to prevent smoking.  

As a result, the Irish Ministers of Health and of Labour announced In January 2003 that, in order to protect the workers, smoking would be banned from all workplaces as from 1st January 2004.  

All” workplaces includes offices, but more controversially, hospitality enterprises such as hotels (every bedroom), B&Bs, restaurants, pubs, nightclubs, bookies, not to mention prisons and psychiatric hospitals.  

This provoked a predictable uproar.  

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Mainly, from the publicans who are afraid their smoking guests will do their drinking at home; they have forecast 60,000 job losses (though without credible data).

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Those in the cigarette business, including vending machine operators, also protest at the expected drop in sales.  

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Others object that the ban will be unenforceable, for example what do you do if the man on the seat next to you lights up - phone the police for a squad car ?  

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Others object to the State's interference in private behaviour, and would advocate smoking and non-smoking pubs from which drinkers and workers could choose.  

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Not everyone is convinced that ventilation cannot work, for example there doesn't seem to be much data comparing death rates without ventilation against death rates where ventilation removes, say, 50% or 90% or 99% of the ETS.  

The one quality the objectors seem to share, however, is the poor and incoherent quality of their objections.  “Pretty weak and pretty pathetic” in the words of a senior trade union leader.  By comparison, the proponents have set out their case very clearly and articulately.  

The aspect that strikes me most, however, is the absence of incontrovertible scientific evidence that it is ETS that is causing the damage.  This is because you simply cannot conduct an epidemiological test where all other extraneous factors are excluded from two large control groups, one subjected to ETS over a long period time, the other not.  Therefore you are limited to working with percentages, probabilities and inferences using whatever data you can lay your hands on.  

But last week Rosemary Ellis of Prevention magazine published a very convincing piece of hard evidence.  

She relates that in June 2002, a smoking ban in restaurants, bars and casinos was introduced in Helena, Montana.  This is a city of 66,000 with only one cardiac-care hospital within a 60-mile radius, which therefore receives all the heart-attack victims.  This makes the city's heart attacks easy to count.  ETS causes platelets in the bloodstream to become stickier, which can apparently lead to heart attacks.  

And in just six months, the attacks in Helena dropped by 58%, whereas there was no change amongst people living outside the city and thus beyond the reach of the ban.   

Then, remarkably, the ban was lifted, only to find the city's heart-attack rate bounced right back up as fast as it had dropped.  

It's hard to deny the damage of ETS against evidence like this added to the strong epidemiological case.  

Declaration of Interest
My sister chaired the scientific committee

More on this subject in a later post

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Odds of Dying

Perusing a December 1982 copy of the Scientific American, which (unlike the Lancet) has unfortunately not yet put all its archives on line, I came across these statistics in an article by Arthur Upton.   

The following activities increase the risk of death by  one-in-a-million chance.  In other words, if a million people do one of them, one person will die early as a result.  

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Travelling 400 miles by air (note - about one hour)

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Travelling 60 miles by car (also around one hour)

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Spending two months at an altitude of one mile

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Living for two months in a stone building

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Working for three hours in a coal mine

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Working in a typical (1980s) British factory for 1½ weeks

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Rock-climbing for 1½ minutes

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Smoking ¾ of a cigarette

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Living two months with a cigarette smoker

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Spending 20 minutes as a man aged 60

I'm not sure what to make of all this; perhaps it's all rubbish as well as being 20 years out of date.  

But the smoking figure means that if I smoke 20 cigarettes a day for 100 years my chance of dying goes up from one-in-a-million to a million-in-a-million.  In other words, by the time I'm a hundred, I am, to my surprise, dead.  On the other hand, if you merely breathe my smoke, you will live to be 90,000 years old (unless you're in Helena, Montana) !  Doesn't that sound a lot safer than spending 20 minutes aged 60, though it isn't really.    

The main point is, of course, that nothing is safe”.  Everything carries its own risk , and preventive measures should be taken based on 

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the relative odds of a mishap, combined with 

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the relative ease/cost of the action.  

A smoking ban in workplaces, for example, is beneficial, easy and cheap, so why not do it.  

Late Note (21 Oct) 
The last sentence has provoked further debate 
at Internet Communicator and Back Seat Drivers.  

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Memory Watch

I stumbled across this great device a short while ago.  Costing just $89, it's a waterproof watch with a built-in, password-protected data-memory of 128 Mb (a hundred floppies), together with a USB connection to plug into any computer.  It can be used to store data, documents, spreadsheets, graphics etc for that all important overseas meeting.  

I can hardly think of a more secure, less likely-to-lose method of carrying such data with you on trips.  On the aircraft, having a swim, in a restaurant, on the tennis court, taking a shower, fast asleep, the data is always on your person.  Magic !

Click here.  

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Fijian Appetite

In 1997 in Hong Kong, on the eve of the colony's so-called Chinese Takeaway, I had the  good fortune to watch Fiji carry off the Rugby Sevens World Cup trophy.  They were big, strong, fast and rugged as rocks, black as night with great white teeth and eyes that glistened as they thundered down the pitch ball in hand at their terrified opposition.  They came as close as it was possible to come to eating their opponents, including the mighty New Zealand All Blacks, without actually eating them.  

Because they were already going soft, you see, and have since gone softer; witness their 61-18 defeat by France in the current (15s) World Cup.  

It gets worse.  

Fijians were were tougher back in July 1867 when the Reverend Thomas Baker, a Methodist of the London Missionary Society, visited the remote mountain village of Navatusila on the Fiji island of Suva.  While there, he committed the capital crime of touching the head of the village chief, in an attempt to reclaim a comb he had lent him.  So the locals rightly cooked him in a pot and gobbled him up until only his boots remained.  

At another dinner a couple of weeks later, a Fijian turned to his buddy and said, You know, I really hate my mother-in-law.”  His friend replied, Hey, no big deal, just eat the vegetables.

However bad luck has befallen the village ever since the missionary was devoured, and it still has no electricity or roads.  The locals are convinced that this is due not to the incompetence of the government (perish the thought), but to the ghost of the disgruntled Rev Baker.  

They are therefore inviting the vicar's English descendents to Navatusila next month to receive a formal apology to add to several previous apologies they have made.  They have already donated to the Methodist Church his overcooked and slightly chewed boots, which now sit in splendour in the Fijian Museum on Suva.  

Apologise ?  Just for eating a clergyman ?  I told you the Fijians are going soft.  

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Quote of the Week  

Quote : “It is unfortunate that something happened in Palestine. It's not good for our reputation. This action doesn't push our interests ahead, its a backward step.” 

Walid, a middle-aged shopkeeper in Jala'a Street in Gaza City, 
reacting to the bomb which killed 
three American humanitarian workers 
on their way to arrange Fulbright scholarships in the US 
for Palestinian students

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ISSUE #55 - 12th October 2003 [158]

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A Tale of Three Leaders

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Afri, Another Left-Wing Political Charity

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The Crime of Protected Pharmacists in Ireland

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Princess Diana Airbrushed out of St Paul's

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Free Speech in the USA

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Don't Underestimate Your Goldfish

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Quotes of the Week

A Tale of Three Leaders

Now that Britain's three main parties have concluded their annual conferences in traditional seaside resorts, a curious thought struck me as I listened to and read the three party leaders' speeches.  

Though the ineffectual and perpetually sleepwalking Liberal Democrats seem happy enough to have Charles Kennedy lead them nowhere, Tony Blair and Ian Duncan Smith by contrast have considerable problems getting accepted as the leaders of their parties.  

Why is this ?

Because they're all leading the wrong parties.  

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Tony Blair is an unrequited Tory in all but name, following in the revered steps of his heroine Margaret Thatcher.  Why, he even possesses a few principles from which he will not be budged (such as freedom, democracy etc).   He believes in balanced budgets, personal responsibility, the power of the market, and security.  He wants to confront murderous tyrants like Milosovic and Saddam, to smuggle in privatisation of public services through foundation hospitals, school vouchers etc, to reform the public sector.  

How un-Labour can you get.  (Or, if you prefer, how New Labour can you get.  Or how Tory can you get.)    

Of course Tony has to pander to some of his Labour colleagues, especially that ghastly Gordon Brown whom he has to keep sweet because of that unfortunate pact to hand over power some time around now.  Hence he's had to go along with a stream of stealth tax increases and egregious, uncontrolled spending increases in the public sector that, according to this chart from the Economist and Price Waterhouse Cooper, is turning a surplus of £15 billion into a deficit of £40 billion.  But his heart is clearly not in it.  

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Charles Kennedy, on the other hand, is an old-fashioned, unrepentant, tax-and-spend Labourite, fully at ease with soulmates such as Gordon Brown and John Prescott.  Overtly (and insincerely) compassionate and luvvie-duvvie, and driven by a desire to protect producers at the expense of consumers. Very unhappy about Iraq, like the rest of Labour.  He hates Tony Blair's target-setting for schools, hospitals etc because it rewards good performers and puts non-performers on the spot (which is of course their purpose).  You're supposed to love the workers not lean on them.  Pretty ambitious personally, but of course he has no hope of becoming Prime Minister whilst he remains with the LibDems and whilst there is no proportional representation.  

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Ian Duncan Smith, with his vague ways, uncertain and ever-changing policies, over-weening desire to be liked, falls neatly into every caricature of the traditional beard-and-sandals Liberal Democrats.&nbs