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preceding weeks,
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The first issue appeared on Sunday 14th July
2002
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ISSUE
#57 - 26th October 2003 [460]
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Jews
Rule the World by Proxy
So said the Malaysian Premier of 22 years, Dr Mahathir Mohammed, when
he opened the tenth session of the Islamic Summit Conference in Kuala
Lumpur earlier this month. He went on to say
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They get others to fight and die for them. |
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They invented and
successfully promoted Socialism, Communism, human rights and democracy
so that persecuting them would appear to be wrong, so they may enjoy
equal rights with others. With these they have now gained control of
the most powerful countries and they, this tiny community, have become
a world power. |
The
Islamic world welcomed the remarks, but many leaders in the US, the EU and
Australia reacted with outrage at the blatantly anti-Semitic
sentiments.
Meanwhile, Dr Mohammed retorted
that, The
reaction of the world shows that they [Jews] do control the world.
All this fuss about 60-odd words out of a speech of 4,000 words.
Yes, the words are anti-Jew and reflect the speaker's undoubted animosity
if not hatred.
Yet the bulk of the speech is a thoughtful and soaring indictment of
how badly Muslims have run their affairs for the past fourteen centuries,
no less. The references to Judaism are in the context of how
skilfully the Jews have managed their affairs by comparison, despite their
history of discrimination and pogroms throughout Europe.
Compared with a few million Jews, there are 1.6 billion Muslims, they
control 50 of the world's 180 countries, have enough votes
to make or break international organisations, sit on the world's
biggest oil reserves, understand the workings
of the worlds economy and finances.
Jews
have only the last item on this list, yet, in Dr Mohammed's view, they
rule the world.
So
why are Muslims so utterly unsuccessful in getting what they want, such as
economic development, technological progress, homegrown defence, control
over Israeli expansionism ?
He
explains that Jews think, Muslims don't.
He recalls that, when Europe was still stuck in the Mediaeval dark ages,
Muslims once led the world in science, mathematics, astronomy, medicine,
trade, wealth. Just think of the glories of Granada in Spain, which
the Muslims were driven out of only in 1492. He blames the
subsequent decline of Muslims squarely on Islamic theologians who
re-interpreted the Islamic injunction to
acquire knowledge to mean religion only. Not only
did this cessation of thinking trigger a process of intellectual regression, but it fostered the emergence of
a thousand competing variations of Islam that produced disunity and inter-necine
fighting, prevalent to this day. Meanwhile, Europeans began to
blossom under the Enlightenment and pulled far ahead in the Industrial
Revolution.
In
modern times, Dr Mohammed points out that Western countries can do what
they like to Muslim countries - raid them, kill the people, destroy the
villages and towns, dictate how they should be governed - to which the
only reaction is blind anger leading to fruitless attacks. Is
there no other way, he asks plaintively, than
to ask our young people to blow themselves up and kill people and invite
the massacre of more of our own people ?
By
way of proof, he offers, For
well over half a century we have fought over Palestine. What have we
achieved ? Nothing. We are worse off than before
The
point of his diatribe is that Muslims should copy Jews. They should
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unite, |
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control
their anger, |
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use
their brains to figure out what course of action is most likely to
achieve their objectives, |
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be
prepared to negotiate, |
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embrace
the modern world and raise their economic and intellectual
capital. |
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Their
leaders should wield their power
judiciously, prudently, concertedly, for the sake of their people and
Islam.
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In
short, don't expect Allah to help you if you are not prepared to help
yourself.
If
Dr Mohammed's fellow-Muslims heed his words, it will lead to an Islam that is
much more rational in its behaviour, though no less demanding. An
Islam, nevertheless, that non-Muslims can do sensible business with to the
betterment of all humanity.
I
recommend reading the entire
speech. The slur on Jews is in fact a compliment to
them.
Late
Note (2nd December) : I was gratified to note that the
inimitable Mark
Steyn published a letter
from me on the compliment that Mahathir paid to Jews in his
proxy
speech.

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The Pope Should Retire - Now
Pope John Paul II has just passed
three milestones in short order.
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He turned 83, |
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he celebrated his Silver Jubilee as Pope, |
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he elevated 31 more prelates as Cardinals. |
Cardinals are second only to the Pope in the Roman Catholic hierarchy,
and those under 80 will elect the next Pope. There are now 194
cardinals in all, of whom 135 are under 80, of whom 130 were
promoted by the current Pope. These
elector cardinals,
comprise 66 Europeans, 14 North Americans, 24 Latin American, 13 Asians, 13 Africans and five from
Australasia.
Pope John Paul is seen as a man of extraordinary
achievement, probably best remembered for the central part he played
in the destruction of the vile Soviet Empire, and he has indefatigably
promoted Catholicism through his countless speeches and sermons, his
encyclicals (fifty of them), his foreign visits (over a hundred),
his recognition of holiness (eg a record 464
canonisations).
But there are many who deplore his conservative stances on issues such
as contraception, abortion, homosexuality and priestly
celibacy.
His health is very poor. Physically he's been through a lot -
been shot, had a tumour cut out, broken his hip. He is now in an
advanced state of Parkinson's disease, and while those close to him affirm
that his mind is as sharp as ever, his public performances give cause for
doubt. In any case, the physical and mental demands of the papacy are now
undoubtedly beyond him.
Though no pope has resigned since Celestine
V in 1294, it is now time for John Paul to. Not only because of
the deterioration of his body, but because only by doing so can he assure
the continuation of his conservative legacy.
For if he waits till he dies, he can only hope that the 130 cardinals
who owe their position to him will vote in a suitably conservative
successor. But how conservative will they remain once he's gone
?
For example, the most recent batch of 31 included Scotland's Keith
OBrien. A month ago he said
in relation to homosexuality,
What I would ask for in the Church at every level,
including the cardinals and the Pope, is to be able to have full and open
discussion about these issues and where we stand,
which in Catholic terms is very liberal. But two weeks later, as a
pre-condition of his cardinalship, he declared,
I accept and promise to defend the ecclesiastical teaching about
the immorality of the homosexual act ... I would hope that Catholics
everywhere would join with me in respecting the decisions of the Pope and
demonstrate their own loyalty by not questioning them.
How
reliably conservative will cardinals like this be once the Pope is not
around to lean on them ?
On
the other hand, if the Pope resigns now, while his brain is still working,
his influence on the voting process will be enormous. I don't think
any cardinal will dare defy him by electing someone insufficiently
conservative.
Thus,
if his intellectual horsepower does indeed remain as powerful as his aides
maintain, he will use it to throw in the towel without further delay, in
order to interfere as much as possible with the succession
process.

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Cutting Prices, Breaking Laws
Ireland's Director of Consumer Affairs, the intrepid Ms
Carmel Foley, recently announced an investigation into claims that Dunnes
and Tesco, two major store chains, have been breaking the law. She
suspects they have been selling goods, such as baby food, at (gasp !) below cost.
Yes, a bar on such promotions is another of the Celtic Tiger's curious
protectionist laws. (Though the success of the Irish economy is
a testament to the low number, relative to competitors, of such ridiculous
restrictions, there are still far too many.)
Ms Foley also primly disapproves of in-store promotions, believing that keener
across-the-board pricing offers better overall value to shoppers. Maybe
so, but that's no reason to decry in-store promotions.
It is hard to understand who, other than non-price-cutting rivals and a handful of bureaucrats and politicians (a small number), can
honestly object to Dunnes, Tesco or anyone, selling goods at below cost to its
customers (a large number).
The independent-grocers' lobby warns that aggressive discounting could spark a
damaging price war between the major multiples.
That, surely, is to be welcomed, as it means lower prices for shoppers.
In similar vein, the small-retailers' lobby says that
although
consumers win through competitive activity in the
marketplace, permitting Dunnes to drop its prices so drastically
could push many smaller stores to the brink of ruin, costing hundreds of
jobs. But it fails to explain why those hundreds are more important than the hundreds of thousands of
people who will benefit from the lower prices. For if they can't compete,
shouldn't they be doing something else ?
No one seems to want to simply ask shoppers,
Do you want lower prices,
taking your chances as to whether that means higher prices in the future,
or - indeed - even lower prices ? Or do you prefer to trust industrialists,
bureaucrats and politicians when they say paying more today is good for
you ?
Surely the interests of the many consumers should always take precedence
over those of the few producers and retailers.
One of the things that has always puzzled me is the lack of a Consumers
Party in any major Western democracy. Without exception, every
political party strives to protect particular industries in some shape or
form (we
must stem this loss of jobs).
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It
is impossible to do this without punishing consumers through higher
prices (let's keep out the cheap imports). |
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Consumers
vastly outnumber the members of any given industry. |
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Therefore
surely it makes more electoral sense to pander to consumers at the
expense of workers, rather than the other way round. |
Yet
no-one does.
And we should remember that
it is always the poorest in society who benefit most from lower prices. Why
should they subsidise protected producers and retailers?
In response to Ms Foley's investigation, the (subscription-only) Irish
Times published a letter
from me along the above lines on 21st October.
A few days later, a Dr Michael Ganly replied
in apparent support, but ended with the curious advice that my letter
should have started with the sentence, There
is no possibility that I will not be able to drive a car at any time in
the future.
No,
I don't understand what he means either.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Winning Smile
By Guest-Blogger, Walter
Did anyone notice the facial difference between the
old Arnie Schwarzenegger
and the new Arnie ?
Actually,
there are two Old Arnies. Old Arnie the muscle man, who reigned from
1963
to 1980, and Old Arnie the movie
star (1980-2003).
God
and DNA gave Old Arnie the muscle man a set of teeth not to be proud of -
crooked, gappie, misaligned. In fact they were so higgeldy-piggledly
that he usually tried to hide them by posing for the cameras with a
tight-lipped grin.
It
was during his Hollywood period that he first had them (partially)
fixed. But it must have been a cut-price job, for as you can see from
the second picture taken in late 2002, Old Arnie, the movie star,
continued to sport an attractive space between
his two upper front teeth.
In many civilisations going back to the ancient Greeks and Romans, this
dental anomaly was and is viewed as not only attractive and sexy, but also
lucky.
I
remember a wartime member of the Womens Auxiliary Air Force (WAAF) with
such an anomaly. At the request of her parents she had her photograph
taken in uniform at a nearby photographers. The photographic technician
thought that the apparent space between her middle front teeth
was attributable to his faulty technique. So he painted in a new
tooth in the midline space. Many might have failed to notice the
change, but this poor girl happened to be a Dental Surgery Assistant and she was
humiliated by the chortles of her dental colleagues. I
know, because I
was her boss (and one of the secret chortlers).
But
back to Arnie. As this victory snap from the Sunday Times shows, now that he's a neo-politician, an extra midline
tooth is no longer for him, nor a photographic touch-up.
Nothing
will do but a full jaw makeover with
new white porcelain crowns and bridges. And for good measure the upper
back teeth have also been realigned.
And
this has all been done since the second half of 2002, which suggests that
that is when he decided to run for Governator, not - as he pretends - just
before the Jay Leno Show a few weeks ago. Moreover,
if you see a photograph of him with the gap, you'll know it's older than
2003, even if the accompanying article is not !
But
as with the reworking of the dentition (extractions and immediate
dentures) of Margaret Thatcher in her hey-day, who but a dentist like me -
or else someone alerted by a dentist - would
notice ?
You
can make up your own mind as to whether or not our erstwhile film star has
surrendered good luck with the bridging of his gap teeth.
Declaration
of Interest
The author is my Dad

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Judge Raps
Here in Europe, judicial proceedings can be excruciatingly dull compared with
what we see televised in America. Whether it's OJ Simpson,
Judge Judy, British nanny Louise Woodward, it never fails to entertain. Whether
justice is actually administered is another matter.
But Judge Deborah Servitto has exceeded all previous contenders for
judge-of-the-month.
Earlier this month she presided over a defamation lawsuit in Michigan brought by DeAngelo
Bailey who was claiming that the lyrics of an Eminem song defamed him by
depicting him as a bully in a rap called
Brain
Damage
...
Way before my baby daughter Hailey,
I was harassed daily
By this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey,
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious,
Cause his father boxes,
So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers.
One day he came in the bathroom while I was peein',
And had me in the position to beat me into submission.
He banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood,
grabbed me and choked my throat.
Deciding that the attack probably did take place in 1982, she dismissed
the case. But to show how hip she is, at the end of her 13-page
ruling she added a ten-verse rhyming
rap of her own. Here are the punch lines ...
Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he's seeking compensation in the form of cash
Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain
The lyrics are stories no one should take as fact
They're an exaggeration of a childish act
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics can only be hyperbole
It is therefore this Court's ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition

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Quote of the Week
Quote
: I'd better stop now because I've got to go to lunch with the Pope at one
o'clock.
Newly-elevated Cardinal Keith O'Brien
- the
Antrim-born Archbishop of Edinburgh -
cutting short an impromptu press
conference
in St Peter's Square

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ISSUE
#56 - 19th October 2003
[90]
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The
Cult of Islamofascist Suicide Bombing
Islamofascist
suicide-bombing has two grim dimensions to it.
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On the one hand, from
a technological point of view, it is an extremely efficient guidance
and presentation method. It detonates the bomb exactly where and when
desired, whether delivered by foot, by car or, as the Japanese
Kamikaze pilots first demonstrated in WW2, by aircraft.
This is because the bomber's human brain is far superior to any
remote-control, GPS-driven, webcam-enhanced, computerised weapons
delivery-system that the most sophisticated of US arms manufacturers
can ever come up with.
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On the other hand, the
application of suicide-bombing is, to Western eyes, utterly futile and
incomprehensible. Most weapons
are deployed with the objective of gaining an advantage over and
eventually defeating an enemy; in other words the weapon is but a means to
an end. For the Islamofascist bombers, by contrast, the
means is the end. Killing people is all they want;
they have no political agenda whatsoever.
They do not expect, nor even particularly desire, to eject the
Americans from Iraq, to drive the Israeli Jews into the sea, to destroy
the West's global economic dominance, to convert Christians and Jews
to Islam. They simply use the incredibly
effective technology of suicide-bombing to kill people they don't
approve of. That's all. |
To mention just a couple
of recent examples (apart from the constant stream of attacks on Israeli
civilians) ...
Islamic terrorists
suicide-bombed the UN in Iraq,
showing that it isn't just
Americans they hate.
They hate every non-Islamofascist, including
those engaged in purely humanitarian activities for the benefit
of Muslim Arabs, and whose remit is clearly
non-military and who actively oppose the Americans in Iraq.
Islamic terrorists bombed American civilians in
Gaza, who were arranging
US Fulbright scholarships
for Palestinian students - demonstrating that it isn't just Israelis they
hate.
They hate every non-Islamofascist including those engaged in
purely humanitarian activities for the benefit of Muslim Arabs, whose remit is clearly non-military,
knowing well that it is only America who can put pressure on Israel to make concessions
to the Palestinians.
This is what makes
Islamofascist bombing and suicide-bombing so hard to deal with - there is no logic or
order behind it. Thus, no negotiation in the conventional sense is
possible because those whom they wish to bomb can offer nothing that the
bomber wants, other than their lives.
Insofar as the
Islamofascists pretend to adhere to the precepts of Islam, perhaps the bombers might
at some stage become amenable to negotiation by mullahs opposed to suicide-bombing, who are
prepared to use the Koran to demonstrate that it is unIslamic. (For
example, the Koran states in 2:195,
Act for the sake
of Allah, and do not throw yourselves to destruction with your own hands.)
But such mullahs seem to be in very short supply, though occasionally a
brave anti-suicidist Arab speaks
out. And Mahathir Mohammed, Malaysia's visionary yet
oppressive ruler of 20 years, recently asked
the 10th Islamic Summit Conference, Is
there no other way than to ask our young people to blow themselves up and
kill people and invite the massacre of more of our own people ?
But it remains to be seen whether his deeply sceptical fellow Muslim
leaders take up his challenge.
The West is, moreover, dealing
with a phenomenon that appears to be deeply ingrained into people from
a young age.
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Suicide-bombers are glorified
in many countries of the Middle East, with their pictures
posted up in schools and mosques. |
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Saudi-funded Madrassa
religious academies preach the honour of
jihad and suicide-bombing. |
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Friends, brothers, sisters, even
parents seem to encourage youngsters to contemplate it. |
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Paeans to suicide
bombing and jihad are preached from many mosques on
Fridays. |
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The
Arabic-language media broadcast relentless praise of the bombers. |
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Saddam used to pay
$25,000 to the family of each Palestinian suicide-bomber; who knows
whether other shadowy characters are still doing something
similar. |
So what options does
all this leave for the West ?
In short, violence.
Retaliatory violence and pre-emptive violence. Coupled with a
relentless long-term, youth-focused propaganda war against the evils and futility of
suicide-bombing.
Such violence, of course,
runs entirely counter to the precepts of modern liberal democracy, and is
furthermore internally
contradictory - doing violence while preaching non-violence.
But what
alternatives are there ? Do nothing or negotiate fruitlessly ?
That is why America is
right
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to relentlessly pursue Al Qaeda, the spiritual home of
Islamofascists, |
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to lock up their adherents indefinitely in Guantanamo
Bay on that quasi-judicial pretext, or |
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to kill them like
vermin if they can't capture
them. |
That's why Israel is right
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to assassinate the managers
of Hamas,
Fatah, Islamic Jihad, the PFLP, DFLP, al-Aksa Brigade etc, who dispatch the
suicide-bombers, |
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to destroy the bombers' family
homes, |
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to build that wall
round the West Bank designed to keep them out. |
But the West should do
much more to counter the cult of suicidism that pervades much of the Arab
world, because the ultimate solution is surely to foster a mind set where
reason determines people's actions, not blindness.
But it'll
be a long haul, until those youngsters currently being brainwashed have
either managed to break free intellectually, or have killed themselves or
have grown past the age of suicide.
By the way, where do you
think the children of those suicide-advocating mullahs, sheikhs and senior leaders
are ? Not anywhere near the cauldron of the Middle East. All
are abroad, permanently on business or studying.

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UNanimous Resolution
1511
Well, it seems UN
diplomacy is not dead after all. The organization has managed to
pull off a remarkable coup. It's persuaded itself - well, its
15-member Security Council - to unanimously back a pragmatic resolution, 1511,
which has a reasonable likelihood of improving the lot of the
Iraqis. It
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legitimises the
Coalition Provisional Authority with the US as leader, |
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defines the role of
the US-appointed Governing Council of 25, |
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mandates the Council
to furnish by December a plan for UN approval for a new constitution
and elections, |
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provides an advisory
and humanitarian role for the UN, |
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authorises a
multinational force under US command. |
The backing of old Europe,
in the form of France, Germany and Russia, is to be thoroughly welcomed,
despite their begrudging refusal to contribute money or soldiers and
complaint that the resolution should have gone further. Once they
get over this, I suspect they will thoroughly enjoy taking part in the
reconstruction effort and will contribute positively.
This is the first sign
that a sense of reality and unity may be returning to Europe after all the
posturing and Saddam-worship over the past year.
It reminds me of the
classic five stages involved with unwelcome news :
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Shock -
that something bad has happened
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Denial -
not wanting to believe it is true
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Anger -
wanting to blame someone or something for what has happened
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Acceptance
- finally understanding and realizing nothing can be done
-
Positive Action
- embracing the change and making the most of it.
Old Europe, having gone
noisily through the first three stages in respect of the Iraq war, are now
into the fourth and will shortly arrive at number five.
At the end of the day,
what counts is the result. And this is an unequivocal 15-0 victory
for Iraq, as well as for the UN, the US and Britain. And there are
no losers other than those who wish ill on the Iraqi people.

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Environmental
Tobacco Smoke
For most of this year, a
debate has been raging in Ireland about Environmental Tobacco Smoke, or
ETS. A committee of respected scientists conducted a review of available research
and concluded that ETS does indeed, on balance, increase the incidence of
tobacco-related afflictions such as lung cancer and heart disease.
Moreover ventilation is ineffective in removing all smoke and therefore
the only way to avoid ETS and its associated diseases is to prevent smoking.
As a result, the Irish Ministers
of Health and of Labour announced In January 2003 that, in order to protect the workers,
smoking would be banned from all workplaces as from 1st January
2004.
All workplaces includes offices, but more
controversially, hospitality enterprises such as hotels (every bedroom),
B&Bs, restaurants, pubs, nightclubs, bookies, not to mention prisons
and psychiatric hospitals.
This
provoked a predictable uproar.
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Mainly,
from the publicans who are afraid their smoking guests
will do their drinking at home; they have forecast 60,000 job losses
(though without credible data). |
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Those
in the cigarette business, including vending machine operators, also
protest at the expected drop in sales. |
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Others
object that the ban will be unenforceable, for example what do you do
if the man on the seat next to you lights up - phone the police for a
squad car ? |
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Others
object to the State's interference in private behaviour, and would
advocate smoking and non-smoking pubs from which drinkers and workers could
choose. |
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Not
everyone is convinced that ventilation cannot work, for example there
doesn't seem to be much data comparing death rates without ventilation
against death rates where ventilation removes, say, 50% or 90% or 99%
of the ETS. |
The
one quality the objectors seem to share, however, is the poor and
incoherent quality of their objections. Pretty weak and pretty pathetic
in the words
of a senior trade union leader. By comparison, the proponents have set
out their case very clearly and articulately.
The
aspect that strikes me most, however, is the absence of incontrovertible
scientific evidence that it is ETS that is causing the damage. This is because you
simply cannot conduct an epidemiological test where all other extraneous
factors are excluded from two large control groups, one subjected to ETS over a long period
time, the other not. Therefore you are limited to working with
percentages, probabilities and inferences
using whatever data you can lay your hands on.
But last week Rosemary
Ellis of Prevention magazine published a very convincing piece of hard
evidence.
She relates that in June
2002, a smoking ban in restaurants, bars and casinos was introduced in
Helena, Montana. This is a city of 66,000 with only one cardiac-care
hospital within a 60-mile radius, which therefore receives all the
heart-attack victims. This makes the city's heart attacks easy to
count. ETS causes platelets in the bloodstream to become stickier,
which can apparently lead to heart attacks.
And in just six months,
the attacks in Helena dropped by 58%, whereas there was no change amongst people
living outside the city and thus beyond the reach of the ban.
Then, remarkably, the ban
was lifted, only to find the city's heart-attack rate bounced right back up as
fast as it had dropped.
It's hard to deny the
damage of ETS against evidence like this added to the strong epidemiological
case.
Declaration of
Interest
My sister chaired the scientific committee
More on this subject in a
later post

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Odds
of Dying
Perusing a December 1982
copy of the Scientific
American, which (unlike the Lancet) has unfortunately not yet put all its archives
on line, I came across these statistics in an article by Arthur
Upton.
The following activities
increase the risk of death by one-in-a-million chance. In
other words, if a million people do one of them, one person will die early
as a result.
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Travelling 400 miles
by air (note - about one hour) |
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Travelling 60 miles by
car (also around one hour) |
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Spending two months at
an altitude of one mile |
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Living for two months
in a stone building |
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Working for three
hours in a coal mine |
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Working in a typical
(1980s) British factory for 1½ weeks |
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Rock-climbing for 1½
minutes |
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Smoking ¾ of a
cigarette |
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Living two months with
a cigarette smoker |
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Spending 20 minutes as
a man aged 60 |
I'm not sure what to make
of all this; perhaps it's all rubbish as well as being 20 years out of
date.
But the smoking figure
means that if I smoke 20 cigarettes a day for 100 years my chance of dying
goes up from one-in-a-million to a million-in-a-million. In other
words, by the time I'm a hundred, I am, to my surprise, dead. On the
other hand, if you merely breathe my smoke, you will live to be 90,000
years old (unless you're in Helena, Montana) ! Doesn't that sound a
lot safer than spending 20 minutes aged 60, though it isn't really.
The main point is, of
course, that nothing is
safe. Everything carries its own risk , and
preventive measures should be taken based on
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the relative odds of a
mishap, combined with |
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the relative ease/cost
of the action. |
A smoking ban in
workplaces, for example, is beneficial, easy and cheap, so why not do
it.
Late Note (21 Oct)
The last sentence has provoked further debate
at Internet
Communicator and Back
Seat Drivers.

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Memory
Watch
I
stumbled across this great device a short while ago. Costing just
$89, it's a waterproof watch with a built-in, password-protected data-memory of 128 Mb (a hundred floppies), together with a USB connection to plug into any computer. It
can be used to store data, documents, spreadsheets, graphics etc for that
all important overseas meeting.
I can hardly think of a
more secure, less likely-to-lose method of carrying such data with you on
trips. On the aircraft, having a swim, in a restaurant, on the
tennis court, taking a
shower, fast asleep, the data is always on your person. Magic !
Click here.

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Fijian
Appetite
In 1997 in Hong Kong, on
the eve of the colony's so-called
Chinese Takeaway,
I had the good fortune to watch Fiji
carry off the Rugby Sevens World Cup trophy. They were big,
strong, fast and rugged as rocks, black as night with great white teeth and eyes
that glistened as they thundered down the pitch ball in hand at their
terrified opposition. They came as close as it was possible to come
to eating their opponents, including the mighty New Zealand All Blacks,
without actually eating them.
Because they were already
going soft, you
see, and have since gone softer; witness their 61-18 defeat by France in the
current (15s) World Cup.
It gets worse.
Fijians were were tougher
back in July 1867 when the Reverend Thomas Baker, a Methodist of the
London Missionary Society, visited the remote mountain village of
Navatusila on the Fiji island of Suva. While there, he committed the
capital crime of touching the head of the village chief, in an attempt to
reclaim a comb he had lent him. So the locals rightly cooked him in
a pot and gobbled him up until only his boots remained.
At another dinner a couple
of weeks later, a Fijian turned to his buddy and said,
You know, I really hate my mother-in-law.
His friend replied,
Hey, no big deal, just eat the vegetables.
However bad luck has
befallen the village ever since the missionary was devoured, and it still has no electricity or
roads. The locals are convinced that this is due not to the
incompetence of the government (perish the thought), but to the ghost of
the disgruntled Rev Baker.
They are therefore
inviting the vicar's English descendents to Navatusila next month to
receive a formal
apology to add to several previous apologies they have made. They have
already donated to the Methodist
Church his overcooked and slightly chewed boots, which now sit in splendour in the Fijian
Museum on Suva.
Apologise ? Just for
eating a clergyman ? I told you the Fijians are going soft.

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: It is unfortunate that something happened
in Palestine. It's not good for our reputation.
This action doesn't push our interests ahead, its a backward step.
Walid, a
middle-aged shopkeeper in Jala'a Street in Gaza City,
reacting to the bomb which killed
three American humanitarian workers
on their way to arrange Fulbright scholarships in the US
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A Tale of Three Leaders
Now that Britain's three main parties have concluded their
annual conferences in traditional seaside resorts, a curious thought
struck me as I listened to and read the three party leaders' speeches.
Though the ineffectual and perpetually sleepwalking Liberal Democrats seem happy enough
to have Charles Kennedy lead them nowhere, Tony Blair and Ian Duncan Smith by
contrast have considerable problems getting accepted as the leaders of
their parties.
Why is this ?
Because they're all leading the wrong parties.
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Tony Blair is an unrequited Tory in all but name,
following in the revered steps of his heroine Margaret Thatcher.
Why, he even possesses a few principles from which he will not be
budged (such as freedom, democracy etc). He
believes in balanced budgets, personal responsibility, the power of the
market, and security. He wants to confront murderous tyrants like
Milosovic and Saddam, to smuggle in privatisation of public services
through foundation hospitals, school vouchers etc, to reform the
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How un-Labour can you get. (Or, if you prefer,
how New Labour can you get. Or how Tory can you get.) 
Of course Tony has to pander to some of his Labour
colleagues, especially that ghastly Gordon Brown whom he has to
keep sweet because of that unfortunate pact to hand over power some time
around now. Hence he's had to go along with a stream of stealth
tax increases and egregious, uncontrolled spending increases in the
public sector that, according to this chart from the Economist and Price Waterhouse Cooper, is turning a
surplus of £15 billion into a deficit of £40 billion. But his
heart is clearly not in it.
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Charles Kennedy,
on the other hand, is an old-fashioned, unrepentant, tax-and-spend
Labourite, fully at ease with soulmates such as Gordon Brown and John
Prescott. Overtly (and insincerely) compassionate and luvvie-duvvie,
and driven by a desire to protect
producers at the expense of consumers. Very unhappy about Iraq, like
the rest of Labour. He hates Tony Blair's target-setting for
schools, hospitals etc because it rewards good performers and puts
non-performers on the spot (which is of course their purpose).
You're supposed to love the workers not lean on them. Pretty
ambitious personally, but of course he has no hope of becoming Prime
Minister whilst he remains with the LibDems and whilst there is no
proportional representation.
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Ian Duncan
Smith, with his vague ways, uncertain and
ever-changing policies, over-weening desire to be liked, falls neatly into
every caricature of the traditional beard-and-sandals Liberal
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