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ISSUE #138 - 22nd
October 2006
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Are We Safer?
We often find ourselves asking ourselves (or others)
reflective questions such as, am I happier? is this better? was
this the right thing to do? Inherent in these is the
phrase
“compared
with something else”.
After all, that is what makes a comparative adjective like
happier comparative - it must be compared with
something.
Yet it is surprising how many people who use
comparative adjectives are either so sloppy that they fail to
realise what they are supposed to be comparing against, or else
through ignorance or malice choose to compare against something
unrealisable if not ridiculous.
How many times, for instance, has the question been
asked, in relation to 9/11 and the two wars which followed it,
“are we safer now”?
Responders who are against the war(s), will almost
alway say
“No! We are not safer.”. Pro-warriors will likely wobble a bit more, but
many of them will also say
“No”.
But the question is meaningless
unless
“safer than what” is first answered. Consider.
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“Safer than when I was a baby?”
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“Safer than September 10th, 2001?”
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“Safer than I would like to be?”
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“Safer than I would have expected to be by now?”
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These would all, surely, elicit a negative answer from most of us.
But both the question and the
answer are fatuous: they refer either to times past or to stuff that
might rattle around futilely in my head. So what if the answer
is no. It is inconsequential.
But if the question becomes
“Am I safer now than I would have been
if America had not launched its two wars”,
we are dealing with an issue that has real resonance, for we're now
trying to evaluate real alternatives. And it's much tougher.
Imagine today's world of 2006,
if during the preceding five years
the Americans had responded much as they and the rest of the West
responded to the escalating Islamicist outrages of the previous
decade, where terrorist attacks were treated as little more than
irritating breaches of the law. For example,
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The
two car-bombings in Buenos Aires of the Israeli embassy in 1992
and of a Jewish centre in 1994, which together killed 115, were
largely ignored. Despite evidence that Iran had engineered
them, nobody was caught. |
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The 1993
car-bombing of the underground carpark of New York's World Trade Center killed six and
threatened to collapse the buildings. Though ten Islamicist conspirators earned hefty
jail sentences, this was treated merely as a crime, albeit a bad
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The
truck-bombing of Khobar Towers near Dharan in 1996 killed 19
US servicemen, for which fourteen Iranian-trained terrorists
were eventually indicted (excluding the two leaders who live
happily in Iran); this was despite the administration's own
efforts to
suppress knowledge of Iran's involvement.
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The American embassies in
Dar es Salaam and Nairobi were
bombed in 1998, killing 257 people. The response was a
few cruise missile strikes, some ineffectual economic sanctions
against Al Qaeda (yes!) and the
conviction of just four perpetrators.
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The
boat-bombing in 2000 of the USS Cole whilst refuelling in
Aden killed 17 sailors. The main response was the
targeted assassination of a single suspect by a CIA drone in
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With such a litany (and these
are just some of the more egregious samples), we certainly can get
some sense that feeble responses do not stop Islamicist attacks.
I remember many years ago doing
a negotiating skills course, and learning - to my surprise - that if
the other party gives you a concession, it doesn't necessarily
follow that you should give him one in return. Quite the
contrary. This is because he is showing weakness, and this
should be a signal for you to demand more concessions and bigger
concessions, not to go offering some of your own. Brutal but,
if you think about it, rational.
Likewise, during the 1990s,
when Islamicists did bad things that earned no serious reaction,
they interpreted this as evidence of weakness, the equivalent of a
concession.
They must have attended the
same negotiating skills course because their response was to demand
more, ie to bomb more. And more. Until the acme of
attacks on September 11th, which murdered
2,752 people.
This unspeakably evil act at
last elicited a commensurate reaction from the West, showing it was
not in fact as weak as its previous responses suggested. For
it launched two regime-changing thug-deposing wars, which to
different extents are still raging today.
And guess what?
Whilst there have indeed been
more terrorist outrages aimed at Westerners similar to those of the
1990s (Istanbul, Bali, Madrid, London etc), there has been no repeat
anywhere near the
scale
of 9/11. Moreover, the real jihad against Islamicists is
currently being confined to Iraq and Afghanistan, which can only be
a source of relief from a Westerner's viewpoint (though sadly not
for the Iraqi and Afghani majorities who have demonstrated with
their iconic purple fingers their desire to embrace democracy and
peace).
But had 9/11 elicited just
another ho-hum supine response, representing just another open door,
there can be no doubt that Islamicist attacks on such a scale, or
indeed worse, would have been repeated in America and other
conurbations of infidels and Jews. We would be measuring
Western casualties not in the hundreds but in the tens of thousands.
For not only would Islamicists have been immeasurably emboldened by
America's virtual non-response to the worst-ever attack on their
native soil, but their bases in Afghanistan would have remained
forever secure, whilst people like Saddam would have continued to
protect, fund and encourage Islamicists in their attacks against
Westerners.
So, going back to the question,
of whether we - selfishly meaning we Westerners - are safer than we would have been without the Afghan
and Iraq wars, to me the answer is an emphatic YES.
But
“safer”
doesn't mean we are safe. Not whilst
uncounted thousands of Islamicists still want to convert, enslave or
kill us.

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Jihad Front Lines
In my previous post, I observed that while
Westerners are
“safer” than they would have been without the Afghan and Iraq
campaigns, this may not be so for “the
Iraqi and Afghani majorities who have demonstrated with their iconic
purple fingers their desire to embrace democracy and peace”.
That is because actions by America and its Coalition have brought
the front line of the jihad into these countries.
On the face of it, this sounds
unfair and unjust. Afghanis and Iraqis have to die so that we
in the West can be safe?
I would have two responses to
this.
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The first and overriding duty of any government
is to protect its own citizens from death
and harm. This comes way ahead of hospitals, roads,
schools, pensions, subsidies, etc, though to look at national
budgets - in much of Europe especially - you'd sometimes wonder.
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For example,
Ireland spends a pathetic
0.9% of GDP on its
military, out of tax revenues which
exceed
30% of GDP.
That's because it smugly expects, in return for nothing,
that the UK and the US will
protect it, who spend
2.4% and 4% of their respective GDPs on defence.
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Governments need to do whatever it takes to keep their own
people safe. If that includes ensuring wars take place far
away rather than on native soil, than this is not only
defensible, but a bounden duty. One's own
citizens/electorate come first.
Secondly,
of course, whether the Iraqi and Afghan death rate is higher
than it would have been anyway is a moot point, because huge
numbers of Iraqis and Afghanis were, over a period of decades,
terrorised and murdered by the evil regimes of Saddam, the Taliban and
various warlords.
At least now the people perhaps have some measure of hope which
they didn't have before.
There is that recent
Lancet study that says 654,965
more Iraqis have died (thanks alone to Coalition forces,
apparently) than would otherwise have lost their lives.
But this ridiculous study and conclusion have been
comprehensively debunked by Mark Humphrys and others.
Think about it. Even if the previous death-rate were zero
(and remember that Saddam used to slaughter 30k per year),
654,965 deaths - such precision! -
since the invasion on 20th March 2003 works out at 603 dead per
day, each and every day, without remit. There are indeed a
lot of killings every day, but can anyone name even one single
day where some 600 people died, let alone those for whom solely
foreign armies - rather than so-called
“insurgents”
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Also you have to wonder
what a medical journal like the
Lancet is doing estimating war-dead anyway, which is
hardly a medical issue. Last month
I reported on an
interview with
Richard Smith, the ex long-time editor
of
the British Medical Journal,
who was discussing his recent
book, “The
Trouble with Medical Journals”.
This exposes,
inter alia, issues of research fraud, editor probity,
the
rubbish that sometimes gets published, and the harm
this
can do. It is interesting
that he cited as one his most
egregious examples a study in the same Lancet.
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In conclusion, the wars in Iraq
and Afghanistan undoubtedly do represent the front line in the
global jihad against the West and Western values, which the
Islamicists precipitated in their attacks throughout the 1990s
culminating in 9/11. To cut and run would not only leave the
(purple-fingered) peaceable and democratic majorities in those
countries to a life of oppression under illegitimate, violent, Sharia
regimes. It would also suck into America and Europe the front
line of the Jihad, in which the Islamicists would be a heartened and
strengthened force, just as the defeated Americans and Europeans
would be demoralised and weakened. The thought of then sending
armies back to the Middle East would fill everyone with horror.
It would bring the dream of a
global Caliphate that much closer.
That is too ghastly a scenario
to contemplate.

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Enron Justice, US
Style
Rodney Hobson, a
commentator with
Hemscott, a financial advisory service, made an
interesting observation last week.
He wanted to contrast the extradition to the US,
without evidence having been heard in a UK court, of
three British bankers for Enron-related offences, the
so-called
NatWest Three, with an extraordinary turn of events
in the Enron case.
Enron's founder and chief executive Kenneth Lay
(Kenny-boy to his friend George Bush) was
convicted by a jury of ten counts of fraud, conspiracy
and lying to banks. But then he suddenly died, two months later,
without going to prison. Enron, it will be
recalled,
collapsed in 2001 wiping out thousands of jobs and
$60 billion worth of investments in its shares, not to
mention what was owed to its creditors. This came
about as the result of one of the largest and most
coldly calculated frauds ever committed.
It has now transpired that because Lay died before he
had time to appeal, his convictions have been
voided. In other words he has in effect been found,
posthumously,
“not guilty”.
This will make it more difficult for the Department of
Justice to recover Lay’s ill-gotten gains, in particular
the $43m it was seeking.
Bizzarely, this amount will now be added to the $139m
being sought from fellow convictee Jeffrey Skilling, who
has not had the foresight to die.
So people can be convicted in McCarthy-style
witchhunts where
“confessions”
implicating others (such as the Natwest Three) are
traded in return for lighter sentences. Yet a
conviction for a massive clear-cut fraud is wiped out on
a technicality.
At least we don't have to witness Lay gloating and
exulting in his peculiar and unjust exoneration.

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Madonna & Child
I am sick of all the guff on TV, radio and newspapers about
Madonna and her new brat. Not of the underlying story, which
is heartwarming. But of all the hype, hypocrisy and begrudgery.
Let me see if I've got this straight. Madonna is a
multi-millionaire pop star, happily married to her second husband,
movie director Guy Richie, has two children Lourdes and Rocco, and
the family all live in England.
For some reason they want a third child. He
is 38, but at 48 her time is no doubt past, so they
decided to adopt. Madonna went to Malawi and applied
to adopt a 13-month-old boy David from an orphanage.
Through a combination of influence, money and fame she
managed a few short cuts and earlier this month had the
child brought to England.
This has provoked outrage:
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it's a publicity stunt,
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she has
“bought”
the child, |
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she just wants another fashion
accessory, |
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why doesn't she adopt an English child,
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it's wrong to remove the boy from his birth
family, |
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it's wrong to take the baby out of his native
environment, |
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she's just using her money to bribe locals,
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she should just give her money to African
orphanages, |
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she's too old to be adopting.
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This list all boils down to a view that the adoption
is wrong and it would be better if it did not go ahead.
But better than what? The objectors never say.
We're back to comparing one course of action
(adoptions) to alternatives that are realistic rather
than hairy-fairy.
Most people would agree that any child's best
life-chances - though nothing is guaranteed - will
result from being brought up by its own (not too old)
married birth mother and birth father. Its
life-chances deteriorate the further you deviate from
that model - unmarried parents, single parents, elderly
parents, homosexual parents, adoptive parents, foster
parents, parents from different
cultures/races, institutions such as orphanages.
However, before condemning, say, a proposed adoption
of a child by a different-coloured elderly gay couple,
you have to look at the realistic alternatives open to
that particular child, for it is only his/her interests
that count. Undoubtedly, the future for some
children is so dreadful (one thinks of the worst
Romanian orphanages), that almost any type of parent is
preferable, assuming he/she is loving and not abusive.
However, the rights should rest with the child alone; the prospective parent(s) should have
no rights in the adoption decision-making.
In the case of baby
David, his mother had died and his dad dumped him in an
orphanage for God's sake. His father and granny got
interested in him only when Madonna got interested
(money has its own aroma).
So the child's alternatives are a childhood either in a
Malawi orphanage or with Madonna's family in England.
Being raised by his own family is not an option as his
own family rejected this when they institutionalised
him and are not offering to take him back.
The baby's the only person who is important here, and
Madonna is undoubtedly his better option. The only
point I would make is that she would have had a little
less grief had she selected an orphan with no family
connections.
Nevertheless, little David is one African who now,
thanks to Madonna, has better life-chances. Is
this not heart-warming? Why
would people not rejoice instead of carp?

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Pope George

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Pope Benedict, pensive |

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Week 138's Letters
to the Press
Two missives this week, one published, one not.
The interesting thing about the published letter is that, for the second
time in a month, the editor has chosen not to publish my assertion
(shamelessly
filched from Mark Humphrys who in turn got the idea from an
unguarded remark by George Bush) that all it takes to stop hostilities is
for Israel's neighbours to cease attacking it. Why would she want
to suppress this?
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Call for Boycott on Israel
P In supporting the 60 Irish academics passionately calling for a boycott of Israeli
academic institutions, Cathal Kerrigan cites the example of
his friend Simon Nkoli, a black gay South African ... Pretty much the only place
in the Middle East where a black gay such as Mr Nkoli can today live
openly and at peace, without fear of attack or prejudice, is the hated
Israel, and certainly not the areas known as Palestine ... |
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Veiled Anonymity
Your
striking front page photograph on October 20th features a veiled
person identified as
“Aishah Azmi (24), a Muslim teaching assistant”. How do you know? |

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Quotes of Week 138
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J I H A D - - - - - - - - - -
Quote: “This
regime, thanks to God, has lost the reason for its existence ... You should
believe that this fake [Israeli] regime is disappearing ... it is in
your own [America's and its allies'] interest to distance yourself
from these criminals ... This is an ultimatum. Don't complain tomorrow.”
Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
again reminds the world that his nuclear bomb
is intended to wipe Israel from the map
As the
Daily Telegraph reported
earlier this year,
“Iran’s hardline spiritual leaders have issued an
unprecedented
new fatwa, or holy order,
sanctioning the use of atomic weapons against its
enemies”.
Only regime-change, or an
Osirak-style raid,
will prevent Iran's planned nuclear attack on Israel
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“We live in a world of terrorism where evil
acts are being regularly perpetrated in the name of your faith. And
because it is your faith that is being invoked as justification for these
evil acts, it is your problem ... Speak up and condemn terrorism.”
Andrew Robb, Australia's parliamentary
secretary
for immigration and multicultural affairs
tells a hundred imams who address Australia's mosques
that these are tough times requiring great personal resolve.
Why don't any other
Anglophone leaders speak up like the Ozzies?
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Quote:
“We don't make those kind of mistakes here.”
Justin Geoghegan, an arrogant
consultant-surgeon,
haughtily dismisses
a question from his patient Alan O'Gorman,
whose stomach he had just removed.
It later emerged that he had in fact
mistakenly
performed the gastrectomy
because the hospital had mixed up biopsy samples.
The patient was later awarded €450,000 compensation.
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“In comparison to some of the people that I think we are dealing
with here, those two [Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley] are two very
reasonable men.”
Noel Dempsey, Irish Minister for Marine
and Natural Resources,
responds to Michael Ring, an opposition TD, who said
“Any man who can get Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley working together
might have some prospect of getting
Shell and the Rossport community [to].”
The dispute is over Shell's plan to process natural gas
onshore in Galway, piped in from its offshore Corrib gas field.

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ISSUE #137 - 15th
October 2006
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Turkey and
the EU - There Is a Third Way
Last week,
Denis McShane, a respected British MP for the Labour
Party, who was Europe Minister from 2002 to 2005, wrote a thoughtful
article in the Financial Times about Turkey's long-standing aspiration to join the EU.
It is common knowledge that this is giving rise to deep
misgivings among many Europeans, and that this in turn is raising
anger and hostility among many Turks.
Few political leaders are, however, willing to articulate the
true reason for the misgivings, and so they set up smokescreens.
European Commission president José Manuel Barroso simply states,
baldly, that the era of EU enlargement is over.
As another example, President Jacques
Chirac of France, host to a large Armenian minority, recently
declared that Turkey should recognize as
“genocide”
its WW1 massacre of 1˝m Armenians,
which de-facto creates a
new condition for entry (or excuse to deny it). Indeed, France's
parliament has
just voted to make it a criminal offence to deny that the
“genocide” happened.
Within Turkey, by contrast, this is such a
sensitive issue that anyone supporting the
“genocide” view has long been committing a criminal
offence. Only in 2005, was the Turk,
Orhan Pamuk, now the
2006 Nobel prize winner for literature,
facing jail for saying that Turkey had killed a million
Armenians. So it is a big ask to require that the whole
Turkish state now commit this
“crime”. Mr McShane reminds
us that the Turks do have a
point in that it was the decaying Ottoman Empire that did the
killing, rather than the modern Turkey founded by Ataturk.
The true reason for Europe's misgivings are, however, that Europe
sees itself as a white, Christian space within clearly understood
geographical boundaries. Turkey is largely non-white, is
predominantly Muslim and lies outside those geographic boundaries;
moreover it has a very big population of 70m. In short, it is
not European and its admittance will seriously dilute the European
identity.
While the boundaries are geographical fact, the
“whiteness”
argument can be dismissed as intrinsically immoral because it is
racist.
Nevertheless, though the
“Christian”
contention may at one level be also dismissed as laughable, given
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the
collapse in Church attendance across the continent, |
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the many Jews
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the rise of atheism,
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its
modern interpretation would be
“non-Muslim”.
For the overwhelming cause of concern among Europeans is simply
the potential influx into the existing EU of a goodly proportion of
Turkey's 70m Muslims, most of whom are far poorer (GDP
$8,200 pp) than current EU citizens ($24,000).
Pre-9/11 this would not have been a
major issue. Europe has in the past accommodated numerous
Christian sects, as well as minorities of Jews (pace Hitler),
Hindus, Buddhists, atheists and - yes - Muslims.
But today it is most certainly an issue, because of Europe's
ubiquitous suspicion towards all Muslims that has been generated by
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the violent actions, in the name of Allah, of Islamicist
extremists both home-grown and foreign, |
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the fiery words of their supporters,
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the belligerent behaviour towards the West of Islamicist states such as Iran
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the utter silence and lack of protest on the part of most of
the world's remaining Muslims, which are taken to mean, rightly
or wrongly, they are
(secretly) acquiescent with
all that pugnaciousness.
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No matter how peaceable Muslim immigrants to Europe have been,
and grateful for the earning opportunities they have gained (eg
Bangladeshi shop-keepers in England, Turkish gastarbeiter in
Germany, Algerian construction workers in France, Somali
taxi-drivers in Norway), the children of some of them have become
radicalised, Islamicised and bellicose.
The great fear is that the huge wave of Muslim immigration from
Turkey, that would inevitably follow its accession to the wealthy EU,
will be followed within a generation by untold violence and
terrorism, as we have seen in the streets of Paris, Copenhagen,
Madrid, London. This, people fear, would only hasten the eventual
Islamicisation of Europe itself.
Mr McShane, however, argues that the non-admittance of Turkey
will give rise to its own set of problems, of a nature even more
grave for Europe.
He fears that disgust at the EU's rejection will
fuel radical groups in Turkish domestic politics, who may turn for
friends towards authoritarian Russia, nuclear-armed Iran,
energy-rich republics to Turkey's east that share its language and
culture, even Pakistan. He postulates a crescent of influence,
power and no doubt fundamentalism linking a series of Islamic states
governed by strong semi-military regimes, aggressively pursing their
interests in the Mediterranean and Middle East, all at the expense of European
interests.
In other words, he sees a threat of Turkey becoming another
fundamentalist Islamic state bound closely to similar states in the
neighbourhood, all in search of a mythical global Caliphate
founded on Sharia law. This can only augur ill for Europe, as
forces of Fundamentalism seek to subdue the West, starting with
Europe, by any means possible including terrorism.
As Mohammed Bouyeri wrote in the
note he stabbed into the corpse of Theo van Gogh, the Dutch
filmmaker he had just assassinated,
“Islam will be victorious through the blood of martyrs who
spread its light in every dark corner of this earth ... I surely
know that you O Europe, will be destroyed”.
But personally, I think that such a two-way vision of
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either the Islamicisation of Europe should
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or the Fundamentalisation of Turkey if it is
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is too narrow. Furthermore, it insults Turkey by
portraying it as no more than a weathervane swinging in whatever
direction the breeze blows strongest, but too pathetic to have any
influence on the wind itself.
The Turkish Republic is a powerful, democratic, secular state
with both a Muslim ethos and a disciplined army whose remit includes keeping
the country secular. Founded in 1923, it is older than many
established EU republics such as modern France, Italy, Germany.
It knows that, whether within or without the EU, its way to
prosperity is through capitalistic policies coupled with respect for
human rights. It realises that, short of a Saudi-style oil bonanza, no state can
foster the creativity and entrepreneurialism needed to become universally wealthy,
if it keeps its people in fear.
But Turkey is also home to Islamic radicals and dissident groups,
some of whom such as the Kurds in the (mildly oil-bearing) East seek
independence. In its efforts to remain secular and unitary,
Turkey still exercises brutality and punitive laws to suppress such
movements. Yet its record over the past decade or so has been
one of gradually removing the worst aspects of these and
strengthening its observations of people's rights.
The surest way to encourage both of these reformist tendencies - capitalism and
human rights - is for Europe (and the rest of the West) to open wide
their markets to Turkish goods and services, an act that would
benefit European consumers as well.
Frankly, it doesn't need to join the EU for this and,
with merely a free-trade agreement, it would have a lot more freedom of action unencumbered by EU
bureaucracy and petty regulation. Some like to pontificate
that Turkey is only reforming because the EU is forcing it to, as a
condition of entry. However, these reforms are good for Turkey
regardless of whatever clubs it may or may not want to join, and the
Turkish leadership undoubtedly knows this.
This all points to the third, non-Islamicisation, non-Fundamentalisation
way.
Why should a successful, prosperous, strong, secular Turkey not
be the beacon and exemplar for the populations in the crescent of its neighbouring
states, rather than a helpless victim swallowed up by the depravity
of their respective, venal dictators.
The EU began when, effectively, France inspired West Germany,
its mortal enemy of just six years earlier, to
work closely with it on iron and steel, and they then brought in a
further four European states to sign the initial treaty in 1951.
Things grew from these modest beginnings.
It is not inconceivable that Turkey could play a similarly
inspiring role among its neighbours north, east and south, creating
not just a common economic market of their own, but also spreading
Turkey's own proven values of capitalism, secularism and democracy,
within a strong but peaceable Muslim ethos.
So rather than the usual two pessimistic results,
there are in fact three possible
outcomes to the issue of Turkey's accession-or-not to the EU.
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The Islamicisation of Europe
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(what Europeans fear), or |
The Fundamentalization of Turkey
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if it doesn't get into the EU |
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(what Mr McShane fears), or |
The Secularization of the Middle East area on Turkey's model
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if it doesn't get into the EU, |
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(my expectation).
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Of these, the third way provides much the most encouraging hope for the
future for all parties concerned. Indeed it provides a far more
likely non-EU scenario than the pessimism of number two.
Turkey should simply stop wasting its time over its EU
application (which will never succeed), concentrate on concluding a
free-trade agreement with the EU to mutual benefit, and look to
export its worthy values to its other neighbours, who badly need
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Mock the Veil
Everyone should wear one.
Jack Straw MP is
in trouble because he dared to state the blindingly obvious:
that if I wear a mask or veil over my face, I will be able to see
you but you will not able to see me, and that disparity
will be a
barrier to our communication and thus our mutual understanding.
I am sure
Batman
and Robin had this problem all the time. That Muslim
dissident Salman Rushdie simply and rudely says,
“Veils
suck”.
So Mr Straw often asks - not demands - that veiled Muslim women remove
their veils when they come for consultations at his constituency
surgery in heavily-Muslim Blackburn, so that he can talk to them
more easily.
This has elicited the predictable Muslim outrage about Western
cultural intolerance, a woman's right to choose etc (which makes it
sound weirdly like he is opposing abortion).
Yet, the Koran
does not demand the veil; it is indeed a
“cultural” issue (I use the term advisedly) and no prizes for
guessing which of the two sexes dreamed it up.
(Hint: look at my little
green book of Ayatollah Khomenei's sayings).
The origin of the veil boils down to sex: males of a certain
“culture” happen to be obsessed with sex and with their own
insecurity over sex. So their women must be hidden at all
times from the view of other males, lest those other males - or
indeed the women themselves - are so overcome with lust at the sight
of each other's faces that they
immediately fling off their clothes and succumb to wild congress. Just to
be certain, many menfolk also ensure their female progeny are brutally
circumcised at prepubescence so as to eradicate any vestige of feminine
lechery in the
future. This apparently helps ensure faithfulness and thus enhances marriageability at a higher dowry.
There are degrees of hiddenness, from the
Hijab (which resembles how my mother once used to wear a veil to attend church) to the
full-monty Burqa which BBC journalist John Simpson
famously wore to sneak into Taliban-ruled Afghanistan in 2001.
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The illustration below of veils is from the Sunday Times. Missing, though,
is the thick, beak-like leather mask, coloured purple inside, which because of
the open pores caused by profuse sweating due to the summer's heat
eventually tattoos the face. I used often see unfortunate
women wearing this when I lived in Qatar, where it was called a
Burka, spelt with a k.
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So what should be the proper response to the Jack Straw
controversy?
Well, no-one is going to easily convince anyone else to change his/her
mind. You're either with them (the veils) or against them.
If you're a Muslim woman, of course, your vote doesn't count, you
just do what's expected or what you're told.
I happen to think the veil is iniquitous and an affront to women,
and not very respectful to men either, but others clearly don't.
Yet perhaps John Simpson had the seed of a solution back in 2001.
He donned the Burqa for survival, and doffed it again as soon as the
Taliban were driven out of Kabul.
But supposing it was done for
mockery. Suppose it was done to illustrate how ridiculous and
offensive it is.
Here
in the West, every time a veiled woman passes in the street, perhaps
every other woman should clip a removable veil across her face to
register her protest. If it catches on, maybe men could do so
as well, in the best John Simpson spirit.
It is often said that, in Tony Blair's heyday when everyone loved
him (remember that?) and the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats were
at their most supine, the only true opposition were satirists like
Rory Bremner who
mocked him mercilessly on the TV. Mockery was the one thing
that kept Mr Blair on his toes.
A bit of universal veil mockery might go someway to eliminate
this foul practice so demeaning to women.

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Danish Cartoons, Again
And while we're on the
subject of mockery ...
Earlier this month Danish
state TV
aired amateur video footage showing young members of the
anti-immigrant Danish Peoples' party engaged in a puerile
competition to draw silly cartoons of the prophet Mohammad. It
had been filmed by an infiltrator to the party to document the
behaviour of the youngsters. You can find the three minutes of
footage on You-Tube
here and
here, but it's rather boring - like watching drunken antics when
you're sober.
Late
note (31 October): The videos have since disappeared from youtube.com.
Believe me, you're not missing much.
Note, however, that this was in Denmark, home
of the
original Mohammed cartoons last year.
Under the circ-umstances, it is to the credit of
the TV station that it had the courage to broadcast such stuff,
though the story itself is of little or no value. (Young
people acting the fool and being rude? When did that become news?)
The matter would have been quickly forgotten,
had the ever-solemn
Organization of
Islamic Conference not decided to
express outrage:
“Muslims have noted with concern that the values of tolerance
are eroding and there is now shrinking space for others' religious, social
and cultural values in the West.”
Ah
yes, the values of tolerance.
Clearly,
however, the lazy Western press forgot to publish the second part
of the statement recalling, in the interests of the Islamic values of tolerance, how, within OIC member states over just the past
year,
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Muslim rioters in Nigeria
destroyed
eighteen Christian churches; |
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an Indonesian Muslim mob
burned a
church to the ground; |
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Palestinian Arab rioters
attacked
seven Christian churches; |
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two Christian
journalists were
kidnapped in
Gaza and then
forced at gunpoint to convert to Islam; |
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two Christian teenagers
in Pakistan were
killed (Christians would say martyred) for
refusing to convert to Islam; |
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other
Indonesian Muslims
beheaded three young Christian girls (but botched the fourth) on
their way home from school; |
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Muslim kidnappers in Iraq
beheaded a Christian priest -
and that was after their ransom demands had been met;
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another teenage Christian in Pakistan faces
life imprisonment on a false charge of defacing
a Koranic book (a standard
accusation); |
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the Saudis
deported (after a month of beatings) four East African Christians
for leading a prayer service in Jeddah. |
As
Lord Thomas Babington Macaulay astutely - and presciently
-
observed
in respect of all bigots, in a lengthy essay he wrote in 1835,
“I am in the right and you are in the wrong. When you
are the | |