Golf Shot Identifiers

 

With these 32 handy identifiers,
you will never again be at a loss to describe your golf shot!

1

A Princess Grace

Should have taken a driver

2

A Princess Di

Shouldn't have taken a driver

3

A Douglas Bader

Looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

4

An Arsene Wenger

Everyone saw where it went except you

5

A Ken Livingstone

Quite far left

6

A Jean-Marie Le Pen

A long way right

7

A Sally Gunnell

Not pretty but a good runner

8

A Paula Radcliffe

Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

9

A Dennis Wise

A nasty 5 footer

10

A Diego Maradona

A very nasty 5 footer

11

A Danny de Vito

A laughable 5 footer

12

A Salman Rushdie

An impossible read

13

A Rio Ferdinand

Lipped out

14

A Rock Hudson

Thought it was straight, but it wasn't

15

A Cuban

Needs just one more revolution

16

An Adolf Hitler

Two shots in the bunker

17

A Yasser Arafat

Ugly and in the sand

18

A Glen Miller

Kept low and didn't make it over the water

19

An Edward Kennedy

Erratic drive straight into the water

20

A Kate Winslett

A bit fat but otherwise perfect

21

A Kate Moss

Bit thin but otherwise perfect

22

A Gerry Adams

Playing a provisional

23

An Arthur Scargill

A great strike but a poor result

24

A Rodney King

Over-clubbed

25

A Canadian seal

Clubbed to death

26

An O J Simpson

Got away with it

27

A Robin Cook

Just died on the hill

28

A son-in-law

Turned out better than expected

29

An elephant's arse

High and sh*tty

30

A circus tent

A BIG top

31

A Vinnie Jones

Nasty kick where you're not expecting it

32

A Ryanair

Flies well but lands a long way from the target

33

An Anna Kournikova

Looks great, but unlikely to get a result

Address the ball? I can't even see the ball.

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