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GRAHAM'S
SPORTING WEEK, FROM ABU DHABI |
Videos of David Beckham
sleeping? Whatever next - a full length feature film about Michael
Schumacher's struggle to the top, with cameo appearances by Arsene ('I
never saw him') Wenger and Rubens ('Best driver never to win a
world championship') Barichello?
Even next week's match up between bottom-of-the-table Reds and Cats holds
out more promise!
DOWN (UNDER) TO THE WIRE
The levelling out of the Super 12
table continued last weekend, as Waratahs, who are coming out of a
mid-season slump, beat the leaders, Brumbies, who nevertheless hold onto
their lead by a single point. The 4 South African teams lost, whilst all
the Kiwi teams except the Hurricanes made ground. So with 2 rounds to go,
there are still 9 realistic contenders for the semi-final berths, although
the odds favour the top six, which interestingly consists of two from
each of the 3 competing nations. The lack of a clear leader is further
highlighted by the fact that all teams have lost at least 3 of their 9
matches so far. The oddest match of all was Queensland Reds 6-5 defeat of
the Sharks. I cant remember a rugby union score that low since I was a
kid, and it was indeed an all-time low in the Super 12 history. The Reds
record this year includes significantly fewer tries and points scored than
all other teams, but by no means the worst points difference, so it seems
they are successful in dragging opponents down to their level also! A far
cry from the normal Super 12 offerings, which are still top drawer.
As they look towards the difficult
final run-in, the Stormers will not be thanking their captain Corne Krige,
whose pre-meditated head-butting of a Chiefs forward brought him an 8-week
ban, thus prematurely ending his Super 12 career. However, in a bizarre
piece of logic, it was announced that in view of his exemplary record
in international rugby he would be allowed to appear for the Barbarians
during this period. So hes a very naughty boy when playing provincial
rugby, and has received numerous bans for it, but when he dons a Springbok
shirt he becomes an angel?? Anyone who has seen his exploits will know
that it can only have been an amazing string of myopic refereeing
performances that prevented this notorious hard man from getting
banned many times in his international career also!
I cant
pass on any eyewitness accounts of the Heineken Cup semi-final from
Dublin, as there has been no communication of late. They are probably
drowning their sorrows in Liffey water, after Wasps staged a late rally to
stun Munster. As one BBC Sport website correspondent said;
Not
many teams come back from a 10 point deficit against Munster.
Unfortunately
we didnt get to see it, but by all accounts it was a cracking match,
unlike the other semi in which Toulouse edged out Biarritz in a dour
affair that only produced one try apiece.
Jenson Button made a good start from
pole position, and prevented Schumacher from grabbing the lead.
Nevertheless, the Ferrari settled into a comfortable second position, and
a slick first pit stop brought him out in front of Button. And that,
folks, was the end of the story in San Marino. There was the usual
jostling at the first few corners of lap 1, and a questionable passing
manoeuvre by Alonso on Ralf late in the race. Otherwise no other
overtaking in the entire 62 laps. A whole host of other motorsport
disciplines have plenty of to-ing and fro-ing on a regular basis
NASCAR, CART, German Touring Car, Australian V8 Supercars, MotoGP,
Superbikes, you name it. Its proponents may say that Formula 1 is the
pinnacle of the sport in terms of technical development, but if
thats the criterion by which it is to be judged, then you might as well
relegate it to the laboratory and the test track.
Harking
back to last weeks comment about Rossis bold MotoGP team swap, and
the unlikelihood of a similar thing happening in F1, I read today the
depressing news that Ferrari technical director Ross Brawn is already
mulling over poaching Jenson Button from BAR when MS retires. Talk about
grabbing it all Button and BAR look to be the only combination capable
of giving Schumacher even the slightest cause to look in his mirrors this
year.
The
Zimbabwean performance in their first one-day match against Sri Lanka
surprised everyone. OK, they lost in a rain-affected Duckworth-Lewis
match, and would just as certainly have lost if it had gone the distance
too, but to post a score of over 200 was totally unexpected from this
rookie side. Needless to say, the law of probability kicked in with a
vengeance in the next two games, in which the total number of overs bowled
was only 85 out of a maximum possible 200. Sri Lanka have only lost 2
wickets in easing to their wins, and in the latest encounter the hosts
were skittled out for 35, a new world-record low total in one-day
internationals.
The tenor
of the discussion on Englands planned tour of Zimbabwe in November gets
ever-more serious with the English counties pointing out the disastrous
financial consequences of ICC sanctions for unjustified cancellation,
whilst the opponents (buoyed by the re-emergence of that old warhorse
Desmond Tutu) pressure the British government to call the shots and give
the England management the excuse they need to cry off without penalty.
Argentinean
Ricardo Gonzales, whose wayward driving did not stop him winning the
previous weeks European Tour event in Sevilla, was also in the hunt at
last weekends tournament in the Canaries. However his big-bang style
did eventually cost him the title. Standing on the 16th tee
with a narrow lead he chose to blast it over the corner of a large dogleg,
but mishit it out-of-bounds. Rather than taking the safe option second
time around, he tried the same again, and succeeded in landing on the
green of the par-4. However, his ball ran off the back, and he eventually
carded a double bogey, which heralded a maiden tour win for Frenchman
Christian Cevaer. Not that Cevaer had it handed to him on a plate. His own
effort at the 16th was in complete contrast to that of Gonzales
as he holed his second shot for his second eagle of the round.
Meanwhile
in the States the Shell Houston Open was wading through the flotsam of
numerous rain delays to such an extent that it was difficult to remember
who had played how much of which round on which day. Finally VJ Singh
emerged as a sun-bathed winner on Monday, joining Phil Mickleson with over
$3 million in prize money so far this year.
The
men vs. women debate has rippled the surface again this week, as R&A
secretary Peter Dawson said ahead of qualifying for the 2004 Open
Championship;
"If
a woman qualifies we'd have a difficulty because our entry form says male
golfers.
On
the other hand Hootie Johnson (conveniently waiting until after this
years Masters has finished!) said he would have no problem with
Michelle Wie competing if she qualified. Of the same candidate, Dawson
remarked;
"But
Michelle Wie, a wonderful player, has done nothing yet which would have
got her into the Open if she were a man. We've talked about it and I do
think it's a long way off, but our attitude is 'never say never'. There
are no women in the world rankings at the moment, but we are watching the
situation. We've not had a situation in golf where equal competition
between the sexes has been seriously considered in the past. In 35 Olympic
sports, equestrianism is the only one, I believe, where men and women
compete together."
In an
unequalled achievement, Arsenal have comprehensively won the Premiership
title this season, having got the necessary points without losing once. No
doubt a significant contributing factor has been a marked improvement in
discipline, resulting in greater availability of players. To have done all
this without robbing Fort Knox to buy a squad is also worthy of praise.
The only thing that niggles a bit is the fact that most of this talented
bunch will be playing AGAINST England in Euro2004!
A
penultimate bulletin on the hapless Olivier de Kersauson aboard his
trimaran Geronimo, who, if hed set off on his circumnavigation a few
months earlier, would now be making a nail-biting dash to the finish line,
with just 2 days to go, and a lead of less than one day over the previous
record. As it is, he now knows that he will fail to beat Fossetts new
record by 5 days. Still it does make a change to see a non-Frenchman
holding a long-distance sailing record for once in a blue moon.
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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Well-intentioned,
but .... I attended a
refresher course this week on hydrogen sulphide awareness (for the non-oilies,
this is a nasty, poisonous gas that we find unfortunately often in our
industry). We were told of a classic case in which workers on an offshore
drilling rig in Abu Dhabi suffered accidental exposure to hydrogen
sulphide (as if anyone would deliberately expose themselves!), and 14 of
them were rendered unconscious. The rig crew remembered their training and
rescued the victims, who were brought to an open, well-ventilated area,
whilst medical assistance and evacuation was organised. So, shortly
thereafter the chopper arrived to take them to hospital ashore for
check-ups, but could not actually land because the open area in which the
victims had been laid out was, of course ... the helideck!
However
good a footballer or manager he may have been, the man who then moves into
punditry definitely has a more than even chance of misdirecting his
previously gifted foot into his mouth. Thus Ron Atkinson suffered this
fate last week, with the accidental broadcast of an uncomplimentary racial
remark he made about a player, whilst he thought that he was off the air.
During our absence in Doha for a golfing weekend, Roger from Florida was
visiting Abu Dhabi and repaid us handsomely for the temporary use of our
apartment by reporting that a coloured player, who was interviewed in the
wake of this incident, defended Atkinson by noting that the decision on
whether or not a person was racist was ... not a black and white
issue.
Our late
night return from Doha gave us the rare opportunity of picking up a bit of
the US golf broadcast whilst we prepared to retire to bed. This weeks
tournament was the Shell Houston Open, and as noted in the caption on the
TV leaderboard it was contested at a golf course in the town of Humble,
Texas. Clearly Lyndas mental acuity had not been totally deadened by
the journey, as she observed;
Surely
those two words dont belong together?
In an
announcement worthy of Monty Python, the US-led Coalition Provisional
Authority in Iraq has posted in the latest weekly report on its website;
"For
security reasons, there are no security reports."
What a way
to go! The Irish are renowned for having wakes to celebrate a persons
life rather than funerals to mourn their death. So, when a champion clay
pigeon shooter died, his friends carried out his request to scatter his
ashes in an unusual fashion. Hollowing out 60 cartridges, they replaced
some of the charge with a portion of his remains, and re-crimped them.
These special cartridges have been distributed amongst his former
colleagues, who now shoot off a memorial salute at various venues that
they visit in the pursuit of their friends hobby.
Tesco is
reported to be introducing workout trolleys in their supermarkets,
which the user can set to varying degrees of resistance, to provide
much-needed exercise. What a stupid waste of money, when everyone knows
that this effect can already be achieved by judicious selection of one of
the many conventional trolleys that have seen better days! Misaligned
wheels, chafing tyres, broken bearings
theyve already got all the
ingredients.
Pres Tony
is not alone in his discomfort over Euro issues. A German judge, alert to
the potential for jibes about stereotype behaviour, has thrown out a
complaint brought by a Berlin resident against his neighbour for laughing
too loudly during an extended dinner party.
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What I've recently
been reading
“The Lemon Tree”, by Sandy
Tol (2006),
is a delightful novel-style history of modern Israel and Palestine told
through the eyes of a thoughtful protagonist from either side, with a
household lemon tree as their unifying theme.
But it's not
entirely honest in its subtle pro-Palestinian bias, and therefore needs
to be read in conjunction with an antidote, such as
See
detailed review
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This examines events which led to BP's 2010 Macondo blowout in
the Gulf of Mexico.
BP's ambitious CEO John Browne expanded it through adventurous
acquisitions, aggressive offshore exploration, and relentless
cost-reduction that trumped everything else, even safety and long-term
technical sustainability.
Thus mistakes accumulated, leading to terrifying and deadly accidents in
refineries, pipelines and offshore operations, and business disaster in
Russia.
The Macondo blowout was but an inevitable outcome of a BP culture that
had become poisonous and incompetent.
However the book is gravely compromised by a
litany of over 40 technical and stupid
errors that display the author's ignorance and
carelessness.
It would be better
to wait for the second (properly edited) edition before buying.
As for BP, only a
wholesale rebuilding of a new, professional, ethical culture will
prevent further such tragedies and the eventual destruction of a once
mighty corporation with a long and generally honourable history.
Note: I wrote
my own reports on Macondo
in
May,
June, and
July 2010
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A horrific account
of:
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how the death
penalty is administered and, er, executed in Singapore,
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the corruption of
Singapore's legal system, and |
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Singapore's
enthusiastic embrace of Burma's drug-fuelled military dictatorship |
More details on my
blog
here.
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This is
nonagenarian Alistair Urquhart’s
incredible story of survival in the Far
East during World War II.
After recounting a
childhood of convention and simple pleasures in working-class Aberdeen,
Mr Urquhart is conscripted within days of Chamberlain declaring war on
Germany in 1939.
From then until the
Japanese are deservedly nuked into surrendering six years later, Mr
Urquhart’s tale is one of first discomfort but then following the fall
of Singapore of ever-increasing, unmitigated horror.
After a wretched
journey Eastward, he finds himself part of Singapore’s big but useless
garrison.
Taken prisoner when Singapore falls in
1941, he is, successively,
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part of a death march to Thailand,
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a slave labourer on the Siam/Burma
railway (one man died for every sleeper laid), |
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regularly beaten and tortured,
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racked by starvation, gaping ulcers
and disease including cholera, |
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a slave labourer stevedoring at
Singapore’s docks, |
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shipped to Japan in a stinking,
closed, airless hold with 900 other sick and dying men,
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torpedoed by the Americans and left
drifting alone for five days before being picked up, |
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a slave-labourer in Nagasaki until
blessed liberation thanks to the Americans’ “Fat Boy” atomic
bomb. |
Chronically ill,
distraught and traumatised on return to Aberdeen yet disdained by the
British Army, he slowly reconstructs a life. Only in his late 80s
is he able finally to recount his dreadful experiences in this
unputdownable book.
There are very few
first-person eye-witness accounts of the the horrors of Japanese
brutality during WW2. As such this book is an invaluable historical
document.
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“Culture of Corruption:
Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies”
This is a rattling good tale of the web
of corruption within which the American president and his cronies
operate. It's written by blogger Michele Malkin who, because she's both
a woman and half-Asian, is curiously immune to the charges of racism and
sexism this book would provoke if written by a typical Republican WASP.
With 75 page of notes to back up - in
best blogger tradition - every shocking and in most cases money-grubbing
allegation, she excoriates one Obama crony after another, starting with
the incumbent himself and his equally tricky wife.
Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel, Valerie Jarett,
Tim Geithner, Lawrence Summers, Steven Rattner, both Clintons, Chris
Dodd: they all star as crooks in this venomous but credible book.
ACORN, Mr Obama's favourite community
organising outfit, is also exposed for the crooked vote-rigging machine
it is.
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This much trumpeted sequel to
Freakonomics is a bit of disappointment.
It is really just
a collation of amusing
little tales about surprising human (and occasionally animal) behaviour
and situations. For example:
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Drunk walking kills more people per
kilometer than drunk driving. |
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People aren't really altruistic -
they always expect a return of some sort for good deeds. |
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Child seats are a waste of money as
they are no safer for children than adult seatbelts. |
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Though doctors have known for
centuries they must wash their hands to avoid spreading infection,
they still often fail to do so. |
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Monkeys can be taught to use washers
as cash to buy tit-bits - and even sex. |
The book has no real
message other than don't be surprised how humans sometimes behave and
try to look for simple rather than complex solutions.
And with a final
anecdote (monkeys, cash and sex), the book suddenly just stops dead in
its tracks. Weird.
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A remarkable, coherent attempt by Financial Times economist Alan Beattie
to understand and explain world history through the prism of economics.
It's chapters are
organised around provocative questions such as
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Why does asparagus come from Peru? |
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Why are pandas so useless? |
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Why are oil and diamonds more trouble
than they are worth? |
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Why doesn't Africa grow cocaine? |
It's central thesis
is that economic development continues to be impeded in different
countries for different historical reasons, even when the original
rationale for those impediments no longer obtains. For instance:
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Argentina protects its now largely
foreign landowners (eg George Soros) |
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Russia its military-owned
businesses, such as counterfeit DVDs |
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The US its cotton industry
comprising only 1% of GDP and 2% of its workforce |
The author writes
in a very chatty, light-hearted matter which makes the book easy to
digest.
However it would
benefit from a few charts to illustrate some of the many quantitative
points put forward, as well as sub-chaptering every few pages to provide
natural break-points for the reader.
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This is a thrilling book of derring-do behind enemy lines in the jungles
of north-east Burma in 1942-44 during the Japanese occupation.
The author was
a member of Britain's V Force, a forerunner of the SAS. Its remit was to
harass Japanese lines of
command, patrol their occupied territory, carryout sabotage and provide
intelligence, with the overall objective of keeping the enemy out of
India.
Irwin
is admirably yet brutally frank, in his
descriptions of deathly battles with the Japs, his execution of a
prisoner, dodging falling bags of rice dropped by the RAF, or collapsing
in floods of tears through accumulated stress, fear and loneliness.
He also provides some fascinating insights into the mentality of
Japanese soldiery and why it failed against the flexibility and devolved
authority of the British.
The book amounts to
a very human and exhilarating tale.
Oh, and Irwin
describes the death in 1943 of his colleague my uncle, Major PF
Brennan.
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After
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crackling, compelling, captivating games, the new World Champions are,
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SOUTH AFRICA
England get the Silver,
Argentina the Bronze. Fourth is host nation France.
No-one can argue with
the justice of the outcomes
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the average
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tries per game = 6.2,
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